::Seifer Almasy approaches Squall Leonhart in the halls of Balamb Garden::

Seifer- Squall, I have something to confess to you.

Squall- ...What?

Seifer- The reason I've been a pain to you all these years is because I'm really gay, and I wanted you. But you always seemed straight, so I got mad and thus we were enemies.

Squall- ...Well, I guess I might as well confess that I, too, am gay.

Seifer- Cool. Wanna go to your dorm?

Squall- ...Sure

::Seifer and Squall head to the dorm, and suddenly Marcus Halley, a gay guy at HST, appears::

Marcus- But I wanted to be gay with Seifer!

Seifer- Well, come on. We'll have a threesome.

Rinoa- But, I wanted Squall!

Squall- ...Go away, ho.

::Squall, Seifer, and Marcus head off to the dorm. Fujin and Raijin walk up to Rinoa::

Fujin- COME!

Raijin- She wants to be gay with you, since both your man and her man are gay together, ya know?

Rinoa- Ummm... OKAY!

::Fujin and Rinoa walk back to Fujin's dorm, hand in hand. Irvine and Selphie then walk back to Selphie's dorm. Zell and Quistis walk up, and start a converstaion with Raijin::

Zell- Where's everybody?

Raijin- Gettin' laid, ya know?

Zell- Huh?

Raijin- Fujin and Rinoa; Seifer, Squall, and some kid; and Irvine and Selphie, ya know?

Quistis- Hmm... Wanna go to my office and have a threesome?

Zell- Sure. ::Zell eyes Raijin in a "He's so damn sexy" kinda' way::

Raijin- Okay, ya know? ::Raijin gives Zell that same stare::

::Zell, Fujin, and Quistis go to Quistis' office and have a threesome. Eventually Zell and Raijin kick Quistis out, and get gay together. Quistis walks off to join Fujin and Rinoa::

Quistis- Maybe there's something to Homosexuality, after all?

::Quistis meets Selphie along the way, and is invited to join her, Irvine, Rinoa, and Fujin in an orgy. The lesbians kick Irvine out::

Irvine- Urgh... Maybe I'll join Squall...

::Irvine goes off to join Squall, Marcus, and Seifer. All of the above people go off to enjoy a life of Homosexuality, and they eventually meet up with me::

Me- You queers! ::I catch them all butt-fucking each other in a van. I light a match and drop it in the fuel tank, and run. The van explodes and the queers are all gone::

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