SCENE-Carlie's home. Carlie is happily typing on her computer when suddenly the Bloodhound Gang begins to play.
Carlie-Oh! My superduper ultra mega shiny new happy nokia 7890787987342875903725904237302 with changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *Picks up phone* WHASSSUUUUUUUUUP!
Caller-WHAAASSSUUUUUUUP!
Carlie-WHAAAAAA-SSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!
Caller-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
Carlie-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
Caller-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Carlie-SUU-Wait a minute, who are you?
Caller-*heavy breathing sounds* FSHHHH, Carlie.... FSHHHHHH, *Darth Vader voice* I am your father...
Carlie-Gez, is that you?
Gez-What?!?!? How the ^(^&*(&^(*&^*in' hell did you know?
Carlie-you're the only one dumb enough to pull something like this.
Gez ^&*(^(*.
Carlie-And you sound like a guy.
Gez-^&*^*(&^&*^(&*^*&(^(*&!!!!!!! *hangs up*