SCENE-Carlie's home. Carlie is happily typing on her computer when suddenly the Bloodhound Gang begins to play.

Carlie-Oh! My superduper ultra mega shiny new happy nokia 7890787987342875903725904237302 with changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *Picks up phone* WHASSSUUUUUUUUUP!

Caller-WHAAASSSUUUUUUUP!

Carlie-WHAAAAAA-SSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

Caller-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

Carlie-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Caller-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Carlie-SUU-Wait a minute, who are you?

Caller-*heavy breathing sounds* FSHHHH, Carlie.... FSHHHHHH, *Darth Vader voice* I am your father...

Carlie-Gez, is that you?

Gez-What?!?!? How the ^(^&*(&^(*&^*in' hell did you know?

Carlie-you're the only one dumb enough to pull something like this.

Gez ^&*(^(*.

Carlie-And you sound like a guy.

Gez-^&*^*(&^&*^(&*^*&(^(*&!!!!!!! *hangs up*