The Nokia Fic: An Interlude

(The scene fades in on the small store where The List had stolen their weapons.)

Gez: (Holding the One-Armed Man at gun point.) Give me the rest of the guns! Now! Throw 'em in the bag! ::Gez throws a bag at the One-Armed Man.::

One-Armed Man: How did I know letting you kids in here was a big mistake!?

Gez: Just shut up and put the guns in the bag, fuck face!

One-Armed Man: I should let you in on a little secret, missy…

Gez: No one, and I mean NO ONE calls me missy!

One-Armed Man: Pathetic mortal girl! I am immortal! We immortals can do anything! Anything!

Gez: Oh, yeah! Clap!

(The One-Armed Man stands still, dumbfounded and at a loss, beaten by Gez's superior wit, as Gez runs out with an arm full of expensive and powerful weapons.)

::Meanwhile, back in the back of Mike's car, Turin's body begins to move.::

Turin: Oh, man! What happened! …I'm… I'm alive! ::Turin looks in the mirror.:: And bald!

QC: You're alive!?

Turin: Yes! I'm alive! It was just an out of body experience!

QC: Damn! I gotta find someone else to kill and float around with!

Turin: I'm outta here! ::Turin leaves the car and walks toward the Casino.:: I'm gonna go find Gez!

QC: (Sigh.) Well, back to the Casino, I guess…

::Meanwhile, at the Casino, where The List has re-grouped.::

Gez: Hey, guys! I'm back!

Seifer: GOD, GEZ!!! YOU CAN'T BRING ALL THOSE GUNS IN HERE!!!

(The Casino becomes deathly silent. Every turns and stares at Gez, whose arms are loaded down with weapons.)

Gez: (Dropping a rocket launcher.) Why not?

Seifer: It's illegal! You shoulda left those damn things in the car!

Kal: Cut her some slack! She's new here…

Kamui: Easy for you to say, Mexican!

Kal: Hey!

Seifer: Shut your fat ass mouth, Brandon!

Gez: Be quiet, fat boy!

Turin: Yeah! Shut your fat ass cock hole, fat bitch! ::Turin shoves a poker machine, causing it to fall on Brandon.:: There! Better!

Gez: Turin! ::Gez actually drops the guns and runs to Turin. She jumps in his arms and kisses him.:: I thought you were dead!

Turin: Just had an out of body experience.

Carlie: why don't you two get a room!

QC: Yeah! Go back to Mike's!

Turin: That wouldn't be such a good idea…

(Kamui's spirit pops out of his body.)

Kamui: Whoa! I'm floatin'!

QC: Yeah! I still got a ghost friend!

Satan: (Appearing in flames.) Not quite! You're goin' to Hell with me, boy! I got me a little boy toy! ::Satan grabs Kamui's spirit and flames go around them.::

Kamui: Shit. Could one of y'all help me? Oh, Damn. ::They disappear into Hell.::

Group: (Blinks.)

QC: Damn!

::Meanwhile, in Hell::

Carmilla: It's hot in here!

Emerald: I like rubber duckies…

Carmilla: Whatever… Hey, look! It's Kamui! Hey Kamui!

Kamui: Hey! What the hell are you doin' in Hell!?

Carmilla: Nothing! What about you?

Kamui: I kinda died..

Carmilla: Duh, idiot! ::Carmilla pulls a huge mallet out of no where and hits Kamui with it.::

Kamui: Damn, that hurts!

Emerald: I like cheese…

Satan: Hey, boy! ::Grabs Kamui by the arm.:: You're comin' to me room! I'm gonna have some fun! ::Drags Kamui away.::

Kamui: Dammit! One of you HELP ME!

Carmilla: Sorry, Kamui. I gotta get back to shoveling coal into the fire.

Emerald: I like coal! ::Takes a bite of coal.::

Carmilla: Yeah. ::Takes a bite of the coal.:: Not too bad…

::Meanwhile, at Mike's house, where Mike and Saba are lying in bed together (Again)::

Saba: (Lying in bed in Mike's arms.) I love you, Mike.

Mike: I love you too, baby. ::Mike kisses Saba.::

Saba: You're too sweet!

*Camera pans to the audience, who are all bound and gagged so they can't groan or puke*

(Their faces come close, and cheesy romance music begins playing.)

Mike: You know, I should really change that ring tone.

Saba: Whoever that is, I'm gonna kill 'em for interrupting us! ::Saba picks the phone up off the night stand.:: What!??!

Gez: What are YOU doing?

Saba: You really don't wanna know…

Gez: You mean… ewwww!

Mike: Yup!

Gez: No wonder they said it wasn't such a good idea to come over there!

Saba: Well…

Gez: Anyway, the guys are ready to get going. You two need to get over. We gotta get going if we're gonna save everyone else from Cilla.

Saba: Okay, we'll be there in a minute! ::Saba throws the blankets off herself, and bends down beside the bed to pick up the guns. She then begins to run to the door.:: I'll go put these in the car! ::She begins to open the door.::

Mike: Um… Saba?…

Saba: Yeah, Angel?

Mike: I think I already said this, but even though I really enjoy seeing you nude, I think you might wanna put some clothes on before you go outside.

Saba: (Looking down, then blushing.) Silly me! Now, where are my clothes?…

To Be Continued…