In Liverpool...

*A crusty twisted tuneless abomination of Stan begins to play*

Saba-Yay! My super sexy ultra cute bright pink nokia 67896789689768976879610 with dangly jewelly pretty things, changeable ringtones, icons, cover and a special fluffy cute attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *She picks up the phone*

Caller-You ^&*(^(*&^!!! I know it was you who broke my door down and tried to kill me! Do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to *CENSORED!!!!!* with a rusty *CENSORED!!!!!* and *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *Carlie hangs up*

Saba-O-kayyyyyy....

Gez-Hey! That was me! I tried to kill her damnit! I won't have Saba taking the credit-blame, um, whatever. *Grabs mobile.*

In Middlesborough...

*Bloodhound gang plays* Carlie:Oh! My superduper ultra mega shiny new happy nokia 7890787987342875903725904237302 with changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be!

Caller-Listen here you ^&*(^(*^*!! I WAS THE ONE WHO TRIED TO KILL YOU!!!!!!! I'm gonna *CENSORED!!!!!* with a rusty *CENSORED!!!!!* and *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *Gez hangs up*

Carlie-...Oops. Looks like I rang the wrong listperson. *Shrugs*

*Meanwhile, in Liverpool...*

*A Theme tune to a bad 70's Kung Fu show plays* Gez:Oh JOY. My supercrappy ultra shitty Phillips suckphone with NO changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment is ringing. I wonder who it could be! *Picks up the phone*

American voice-Hi, um...what's your favourite scary movie?

Gez-Hi Raven.

Raven-%^&%! How did you know?

Gez-The fact that I've heard your voice already when you were over at Kamui's, you have an american accent and the fact you told me you were going to prank call me?

Raven-Oh. Bye then. *hangs up*

*A Theme tune to a bad 70's Kung Fu show plays*

Gez-What now? *Picks up*

Cilla Black-Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha chuck! I'm gonna *CENSORED!!!!!* with a rusty *CENSORED!!!!!* and *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* I'm going to kill you all!

Gez-Okaybye. *hangs up*

Saba-Who was that?

Gez-*Nonchalantly* Cilla Black.

Saba-Oh. What did she want?

Gez-To *CENSORED!!!!!* with a rusty *CENSORED!!!!!* and *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!* *CENSORED!!!!!*

Saba-Oh. Maths next.

Gez-Yep.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Cilla Black-*Raises pinky to her mouth* Mwa ha ha ha!!! Soon I will rule the world with my evil satanic minion Ann Robinson! First Final fantasy fic, then...THE WORLD!!!

Anne Robinson-You are the weakest link, goodbye!

TO BE CONTINUED.