"Oh crappy" Carlie thought as she sat in her room, she had used the ladder attachment on her phone to get herself back in the house. "Ok, need to save....Gez and Saba! Yep thats it!.......oh crap"
*Saba's Stan ringtone rings*
Saba-Yay! My super sexy ultra cute bright pink nokia 67896789689768976879610 with dangly jewelly pretty things, changeable ringtones, icons, cover and a special fluffy cute attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *She picks up the phone*
Saba-Greetings! And tigger love goes out to you!
Carlie- Saba it's Carlie, now look, as mad as this is gonna seem, Cilla Black is gonna kill THE WHOLE fic list.....including....
Saba- NO!!!!
Carlie-Yes, Mike!
Gez on a three way phone- YES!!!! Oh yes Saba! HAHA!
Saba-...That bitch is dead!
*Carlie hears muffled yelps as back in Liverpool Saba tackles Gez's foot*
Gez- Agggghhhhhhhh! Carlie she's gone crazy! Get up to Liverpool fast!!
Carlie- Ok gotcha!
*Carlie races to Liverpool as fast as her lil' battery powered legs can take her.*
*THREE DAYS LATER!*
Carlie-Urrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhh...
*A wild rendition of Bloodhound Gang's Bad Touch plays, and Carlie soon perks up!*
Carlie:Oh! My superduper ultra mega shiny new happy nokia 7890787987342875903725904237302 with changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *she picks up*
Gez- WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? You spoony spammer of a nokia freak??!!
Carlie- well I'm........*looks to her house door*....near Liverpool!
*Gez and Saba pull up in Saba's dads car*
Gez- Nice to meet you! I was your murderer, now Carlie! Look what spamming does to you! It gets us killed by Liverpudlian mad 'eads who go on game shows!
*Saba taps Gez on the shoulder and coughs* excuse me?
*A flashback comes of Michael Barrymore's my kind of music, where Saba is singing Britney*
Gez-Oops, sorry Sabs.
Carlie- look Gez, Saba I'm sorry, if I knew about the dangers of spamming then I would have stopped!
Gez- No time! get in the car you borough bin 'head!
*The trio zoom off down the road to Liverpool, when suddenly three phones go off, a Bloodhound Eminem 70's medly.*
Sabs-Yay! My super sexy ultra cute bright pink nokia 67896789689768976879610 with dangly jewelly pretty things, changeable ringtones, icons, cover and a special fluffy cute attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *She picks up the phone*
Carlie- no! its my superduper ultra mega shiny new happy nokia 7890787987342875903725904237302 with changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment that is ringing! I wonder who it could be!*she picks up her phone*
Gez- No! you are both wrong! It's my supercrappy ultra shitty Phillips suckphone with NO changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment that is ringing. I wonder who it could be? *Picks up the phone*
Sabs, Carlie and Gez- Hello?
?-Ahem, do you like scary movies? Wibble...
Saba, Gez and Carlie- QUISTIS CHICK?!
QC-Yeeeeeeeees?
Gez-You spam head, you aren't supposed to say that it's you!
All three- *sigh*
QC- Oh sorry! Lemmie try it again...
Sabs- NO! Now look! Be on the lookout for people with orange hair and English and Liverpool accents, okay?
QC- Wha?
Carlie- Just do it, ok??
*From the back yard of QC's house Anne Robinson comes from behind a tree*
Anne- Weakest link, link link link........good good good by bye b b bye!
*Anne makes her way to the porch of QC's house and taps on the window.*
The crew in the car hear three loud knocks...
QC- Oh wait a minute guys! Some english women is at the porch! Wonder who she is! I'll just be polite and let her in for some tea!
Saba, Carlie and Gez- QC DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR!!!
The crew hear Anne Robinson say something to QC...they wait in horror...
Meanwhile back at QC's house...
QC- Please come in for some tea!
Anne- Why thank you........Quistis Chick......
QC- Wha.........how did you know my name?
Anne- QC, lover to Ryan, spammer to the Fffic list, you are well known QC...
QC- Okay, now you are freaking me out!
Anne- You are the weakest link QC........
*Anne takes out a knife*
QC- Oh crap!!
*QC, Shaking, takes her mobile and runs out of the house in a frenzy screaming.*
*Anne starts walking towards the door of QC's house*
Anne- Until next time...Goodbye.
QC- GUYS??? WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TO LOOK OUT FOR AN ENGLISH SPEAKING RED HEADED WOMAN EH? WHAT KIND OF MATES ARE YOU?? *QC hangs up on the trio in England*
Sabs, Carlie and Gez- Sigh... *All three switch their mobiles off.*
Carlie- So now what do we do? We are the only ones in England right? They are in America right?
Gez-Yep so we...go to America I guess. *Groan.*
Saba- YAY!! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike........
*20 miles later*
Saba- Mike Mikle Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike...Oops! wibble, Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike......
Carlie- Does she ever shut up?
Gez- Nope...
*Saba's Stan ringtone goes off, the car grinds to a halt.*
Yay! My super sexy ultra cute bright pink nokia 67896789689768976879610 with dangly jewelly pretty things, changeable ringtones, icons, cover and a special fluffy cute attachment is ringing! I wonder who it could be! *She picks up the phone*
Carlie and Gez on Carlie's phone- SHUT THE HELL UP!
Saba- Oh...okay... *Both phones switch off and the journey continues...*
*Bump*
Saba- What the hell was that?
Gez- Ahhhh, probably someone's phone.
Cilla from under the car-mmmmmmmwwwwwwahhhhhhaaaaaahahahahaah!!!! We are gonna have a lorra lorra laughs!
All three speeding off into the not so calming sunset-aggggghhhhhhhhhhh!!!
*Fades with a ringer going off...
Carlie- Ohhhhh my super- shinny...
Gez-shut up!*
So there it is! With our three heroines speeding off for America to save QC and the list, god only knows what the hell is gonna happen next!!