While Gez, Carlie and Saba are busy hijacking a plane, Carmilla is still back in England with the newest list member, Emerald Embers!
Carmilla-Where are Saba and Gez? And why do I have a cheese sandwich stuck to my jumper? *Points at the offending object*
Emerald-*Who is, and always has been, clinically insane,* Je suis un sandwich d'oef!
Carmilla-Um, yes, thanks for that. Well, I suppose they're probably just packing their bags for the next lesson, or in the classroom chatting, and definitely NOT hijacking a plane with Carlie so they can rescue all the american members of FFFic from Cilla Black and her evil minion, Anne Robinson.
Emerald-Narf! Sploit! *Writes a fanic and gets 100000 reviews.*
Carmilla-Indeed. *Prises cheese sandwich off jumper.*
At Manchester Airport...
*At the check-in desk*
Saba-Hi, um, we're here to hijack a plane.
Person behind the counter-May I see your passpor-waitaminute! I mean NO! Get out of here!
Gez-*Sticks mobile underneath her jacket and points it at the person behind the counter, pretending it's a gun.* Don't move! We're hijacking the next plane to America! *Suddenly, a 70's Kung Fu show theme plays* D'oh! *Picks up the phone* WHO IS IT?
Emerald-PATSYPOOPA SMELLS OF POOPOO! HAHAHAHAHAHA! *hangs up*
Gez-Um, thanks. It looks like I have to use my secret weapon...I SUMMON THEE, GF CELINE DION!
*Celine appears in a puff of smoke* The heart will go oooooooon!
Gez-Celine! Use your "Bad singing attack!"
Celine-NEEEEEEEAAA-
Counter person-NoooOOOoOOoo! Here! Here's 3 free tickets! Go, and take your canadian banshee with you too!
Gez-SCHWEY! Back in your Pokeball, bitch. *Puts Celine Dion in a pokeball*
Back at MTGSchool...
Carmilla-Did you get any reply from them?
Emerald-I am the eggman! I am the eggman! I am the WALRUS!!!! Goo goo ga joob!
Carmilla-...Thats a no then. I'm going to look for them! Coming?
Emerald-My cat's breath smells like catfood.
Carmilla-My god, why didn't you tell me this sooner? Let's GO!
In america...
Carlie-Those people look like ants!
Gez-That's because they ARE ants. We've landed.
Saba-Um, no. She's right. They really DO look like ants. It looks like the world's been invaded by anthropomorphic alien ant creatures again.
Gez-Oh. *70's tune plays* Oh RAPTUROUS UNTOLD JOY. It's my supercrappy ultra shitty Phillips suckphone with NO changeable cover, ringtone, icons, coffee maker and umbrella attachment that is ringing. I wonder who it could be! *Picks up the phone*
Emerald-Scooby dooby doo!
Gez-Emerald, is Carmilla there?
Emerald-Twot monkey badgers! *gives phone to Carmilla*
Carmilla-Hey. Where are you?
Gez-In America, saving the other members of FFFic from Anne Robinson and Cilla Black.
Carmilla-Oh, okay. Bye! *hangs up.
Gez-Well that was enlightening. *A shape appears behind them.*
QC-Well I hope you guys are happy now. I'm dead. All 'cos you didn't warn me about Anne Robinson.
Carlie-Heyyyyyy, QC! You're dead now! So um, why are you talking and walking and alive?
QC-Um, I dunno. I'm kinda see through as well. *Demonstrates by waving hand through stomach!*
Gez-Hey, cool! you can come with us! It'll be like Casper the friendly ghost, only not friendly and not Casper!
QC-Um, I guess. Wibble. Where are we headed now?
Gez-Um, well, there's a lot of members at Mike's school so-
Saba-YAY! Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike *slap* Ow!!!
At Mike's school...
Saba-Mike!
Mike-Saba!
*Cheesy romantic music plays*
Mike-Argh! I really gotta change the ringer on this phone! *Picks up his phone* Hello?
Kamui, Krow, Kuja, Turin and Seifer- WHAAAASSSUUP!?!?!?
Mike-AUGH! *throws phone down in disgust* Leave me alone! So, shall we go my love?
Saba-Oh Mike! *More cheesy romantic music plays as Mike and Saba run off to somewhere more *cough* private.
Carlie-Guess we won't see much of them then. C'mon, we gotta go phone the others and warn them!
NEXT PART FROM CARLIE-COMING SOON!