SEE! Excerpts of typical FF.net fics!

"You spoony bard!" Cloud yells like a school girl. "Argh!"

Cloud runs up to Cid and cuts him in half with a big sea urchin.

(AN: LOLLOLOLLLLOLLLLLOOLOLOLOLLL!!! Isn'T ThaT FUN-EE? I am soOo FunnY!!! LOLOOL!)

"Booyah!" Cloud said, putting a dress on Cid's dead body.

(AN: ROFLMBFOHSSAO!! I aM DuH BUMB! LOLOLOOLLLLLOL!)

P.S. ROFLMBFOHSSAO = Roll On Floor Laughing My Big Fat Overly Huge Smelly Shit Ass Off. Yeah, that's the mantality of 87% of the FanFiction.net authors.

"Oh, I love you Cloud, you are my hero," Tifa said.

"Yes indeed I am. I love you too," Cloud said.

"Oh let us kiss under the moon," Tifa said.

"Yes, lets."

Cloud and Tifa kiss.

"I love you."

"Yes I know."

Cloud writes in his diary. A songfic of the South Park song, Uncle Fucker.

Dear Diary,

[Shut your fucking face, Uncle fucker, you're a cock sucking asslicking unclefucker...]

I am falling for Tifa so heavily that I don't know if I can take it. I'm so confused. My heart is heavy with emotions that feel so alien...

[You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true, nobody fucks uncles quite like you...]

And you're the only one I can tell, O diary. Would my love spurn me and dance on the tattered remnants of my soul, ripping it apart and throwing it about like so much bloody, pukey, disgusting confetti?

[Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker... you're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker...]

Would she rip my still beating heart from my chest, squeeze it til' the precious life force flowed from it then eat it with fries?

[you don't eat or sleep...]

Would she run it over with a steam roller whilst crowds pointed and laughed at me?

[or mow the lawn...]

Would she burn my house down?

[you just fuck your uncle...]

Would she tie me up and torture me? (Kinky...)

[all day long]

Alas and woe, my heart is heavy with sorrow and angst and I shall now commit suicide. Goodbye cruel world. Cloud Strife is now dead and gone. Gone forever. Woe and alas. I am dead. Yes, dead. I am dying. Now I am dead. Do not mourn me. I die. I die. I die. I die.

Now I am dead.

CluoD Went doen on Tifa an Tafi maond and sed o cluod yesyesyesyesyesyesfuk me cluod did he stuk hsi dik in her an she screemd then yufy appered can i join in she asked yes sed cloud he fukced her.

athours notes- sory for theh dad speelin but im typing 1 handed