*Whips Fred Durst* Rap for meh you mutha fucker!
Dursty : FUCK THIS FUCK THAT FUCK ALL OF YA'LL!
Gez: Bloody hell! We want culture!
Boy george : Culture Club?
Everyone : Noooooooooo! Bugger off!
Boy george : Do you really want to huuuurt me?
Everyone : Well...umm...yeah?
*Boy George gets hit with massive size 24 shoes*
Boy george : Oh Poo.
Gez: Ahhhh, bugger off! Next!
*Papa Roach comes on*
Gez: Ahhh here we are, play for us guys!
*Papa Roach starts singing*
Papa Roach: Do you realy want to huuuuurt me?
Carlie : Fuckin' hell!!!
Gez: Fuckin' get some bloody swear words in!
Coby Dick (Lead Papa Roach guy): Ummm, what are swear words?
Carlie : Oh my god....arrrrrggggggggg!!!!
Gez: Fuck fuck! These are swear words, muthafucker, uhhhh, crap, shit there's loads!
Coby Dick: Ummmm...crap? Ooh, that felt bad!!
*Coby runs off crying*
Carlie: Eh? Oh Leanne??
Leanne? Yep? Ooo look, here's my boyf Sean. Hey Sean!
Sean: Wassasaaap?
Gez: Yes quite...Carlie?
Carlie: Yep?
Gez: Crap crap crap!!
Carlie: What??
Gez: C.....Cilla Black...presenting an award on Britain's most good people.....nooooo!!!!
*Gez and Carlie stare into the massive screen while Saba and Mike and Leanne and Sean and all the other couples make out.
Turin: Gez baby!
Gez: Huuussshhhhh!! Go Teach Papa Roach some swear words!!
Turin: *incredulous look* Uhhh...okay...
*Turin leads Papa Roach to..anywhere while Fred Durst sits down*
Durst: Oh hiya girls.
Carlie: Don't bother hittin' on us, we're taken.
Durst: Fuck them!!
Gez: Already have.
Durst: *Mumbling* Mutha.....*&^&!!
Cilla on TV: A lorra lorra laughs!!
Gez: What is that bitch up to? Come on Carlie, we crashin' that awards ceremony!
Carlie: Haha, nice!
Durst: Uhhh, can I come too?
Gez: Away then!
*Gez, Carlie and Durst ride in the massive big ol' convertable to the awards cermony....*
Cilla, after hours: And its such a lorra lorra laughs!
Gez Carlie and Durst burst in lookin fab-ul-las in black*
Durst: Now fuck off, uhhhhhh *whispers* what's her name?
Carlie and Gez: Cilla.
Durst: Oh okay.... Now FUCK OFF Cilla!!
Cilla: Oh....uh...okay, YOU present the show!!
Carlie: Ohmygod, it's my chance to shine!
*Robbie smiles and winks*
Carlie: Oooooooooo!! well here we are at the fabulous ceremony, and I'd like you all to know I'm available for a record signing, and actress parts. In fact Il'l grab em and never let go!
*After the night Gez Carlie and Durst recieve 3 awards, one for killing Cilla, one for saving a kid and one for shutting Hear'Say up.*
Gez and Carlie: Thank you, oh thank you!
Durst on his knees crying: I can't believe this!...thank you!
*Camera pans to Hear'Say who are hogtied in the back with an incendiary device strapped to their collective heads...*
Incendiary devices*:KABOOM!
World: *Cheers*