Tifa: Hey Everyone! I'm Tifa Lockhart!

Cloud: And I'm Cloud Strife! And we'll be hosting this edition of-

Aeris: (Running out of the audience.) Oh Cloudy! I love you!

Tifa: What the hell?

Cloud: AHHH!!! It's that pink little slut!

Tifa: Gawd! I hate that sorry little whore bitch!

Aeris: (Jumping over audience members.) Cloudy! I love you!

Cloud: HELP!!!!

::Sephiroth falls from the ceiling. He points his sword straight down, and it slices through Aeris. Now where have we seen that before? hmm....::

Aeris: Ouch... ::Aeris slumps over dead.::

Cloud: Thank You!

Tifa: Cloud! ::Kisses Cloud.:: I thought I was going to lose you to that sorry pink slut!

Cloud: How can I repay you, Sephy!

Sephiroth: I was going to take the television station through way of lethal force, but if you insist, I'll just take the Station as a gift.

Cloud: What the HELL!

~ To Be Continued ~