Sephiroth: Well, if you don't want to give me the station, I'll just have to-

Tifa: That's okay! Take the station!

Cloud: WHAT! I spent my life savings to buy this station!

Tifa: (Handing the deed to Sephiroth.) There ya go!

Cloud: (Sob) SHIT! I lost everything!

Tifa: (Cuddling up to Cloud.) You still have me!

Cloud: Yeah...

Aeris: What about me, Cloud?

Cloud: What the FUCK!

Sephiroth: I thought I killed that sorry slut!

Tifa: Sorry bitch!

Aeris: I had final attack materia and life together! Aren't I special, Cloudy?

Cloud: Ahhhh! Get this pink clad slut away from me!

Vincent: (Walking out of the control both. He pulls his gun from it's holsters.) Want me to put her out of your misery?

Cloud: Yes!

Aeris: (Going over to Vincent.) Oh, Vince! I like you, too! Will you-

Tifa: Watch out, Vincent!

Sephiroth: (Tapping the Microphone.) Is this thing working?

Aeris: Oh, Vincey!

Vincent: ...Oh, Damn... :: Vincent puts the gun to his head and pulls the trigger.:: Sepiroth: Is this thing even on?

Cloud: Shit! Now she'll try to get me again!

Sephiroth: Is this thing on?

Aeris: Oh... Vincey went to sleep... Oh, well! Cloudy!

Cloud: SHIT!

Tifa: Cloud! No!

Sephiroth: Hello! Whose in the control booth? Is this thing working? IS THIS THING EVE FUCKING TURNED ON!?????

~ To Be Continued ~

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