*Scene-A panpipe version of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio plays as the camera pans and sweeps across a view of a lone girl standing in a field. The camera swoops in, and we see that the girl is our valiant and oh-so sexay heroine...GEZ!*

Gez-Hello. The following is a public service announcement brought to you by cheese. Cheese is indeed good. I like cheese. It is comfortable and easy to wear. But always remember that YOU wear the cheese, and the cheese does not wear you. Thankyou and goodbye.

Deep voiced announcer guy-That was a party political broadcast brought to you by the Conservative party.

*An electric violin version of "better off alone" by Alice Deejay plays as about ten minutes worth of credits scroll down the screen*

William Hague-*Wiping away and imaginary tear* BEAUTIFUL! Just BEAUTIFUL, darling! If THAT doesn't get the little fuckers voting for us, I don't know what will! That Tony Blair only won the election because he has a cute ass anyway.

Gez-...

William Hague-And when I say cute, I mean CUTE *spots Tony Blair* Work that butt, baby!

Tony Blair-Shut up. I hate you. I hate you ALL. *goes off in an entirely random direction that isn't the nearest brothel oh no NEVER ehehelol*

Gez-I am disturbed.

Emerald- *skips into view, wearing an I heart Kuja T Shirt, fluffy bunnies gamboling in her wake*

Gez-Is there something you want Emerald?

Emerald-GEZ! THIS IS SO UTTERLY IMPORTANT! IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU THIS I'D EXPLODE! I...

Gez-Nyes?

Emerald-I....

Gez-Nyes?

Emerald-I....*dramatic pause*....like yaoi.

Gez-Oh.

William Hague-GASP! I TOO LIKE YAOI!

Emerald-AS DO I! I LIKE IT MORE!

William Hague-YOU DO NOT!

Emerald-I DO!

William hague-*Campy pose* I MUST CRUSH YOU!

Gez-*Is rather disturbed by the fact that one of her friends is arguing with the leader of the conservative party over gay porn.*

Carmilla-*Swings in on a vine* THE POWER OF YURI OUTWEIGHS THE POWER OF YAOI!

Gez-.......

Emerald-YAOI HAS HOT MEN SCREWING!

Gez-*has fingers in ears* la la la, not listening to you...

Carmilla-YURI HAS HOT WOMEN SCREWING!

Gez-*has put her earphones on and started singing along to a random song* ooh Doctor Pepper, you make the woooorrld taste betteeeeer...

Marco-*appears in a puff a smoke* BUT YAOI HAS...HAS...HAS...HOT MEN SCREWING!

Gez-*Has curled up in a corner, rocking gently back and forth chanting "can't sleep, clown'll eat me*

Eat in a SO NOT KINKY WAY.

Everyone except for Gez-EEEEEEEE! *Takes out handbags and starts to beat each other with them*

Gez-*pauses from her rocking and chanting to wonder why Marco has a handbag.*

Marco-*Growls* shaddap. The store didn't have any other bags left.

Gez-.....*carves an effigy of Mrs Mills into the wall and then stabs the knife into the groinal area*

Sephiroth-*Suddenly appears*

Emerald-*swoonswoondrooltacklehuggleGLOMPGLOMPGLOMP*

Sephy-AUUGH! GET IT OOOFF! I CAN'T BREEEEEEEAAAAATHE!

Emerald-*contents herself with wrapping herself around one of his legs*

Sephiroth-I have the solution to your problems!

Everyone-What is it?

Sephiroth-ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGY.

Gez-*Runs FAR FAR AWAY*

2 months later...

Deep voiced announcer guy-And news just in! the conservative party have won the election with an incredible 98% majority! The labour party got just two percent, and no one really gives a crap about those other wussy little parties anyway, so screw them.

Liberal Democrats-*pout*

William Hague-*dressed in pink and a ridiculous blonde wig* oh thankyou lovies. I couldn't have done this without the all conquering sex goddess Gez, and man's best friend...CHEESE! And now, a salute to cheese! *Cheesy brass band music plays*

Tony Blair-*poutilly* I like cheese too...

George W Bush-I believe man and fish can co-exist *nods sagely*

Everyone-*Beats him to death with a block of Wensleydale for being a complete retard*

THUH EDN EHEHEHELOL I RUEL THER IS NO SPOON