Random Insanity - a tale of two chocobos! [with cameos]

Chocobo1; *sniffs grass* Wark? *sniffs grass again* *eats grass*

Chocobo2; *sees Chocobo1* WARK?! *flaps wings*

Chocobo1; Wark, wark!

Chocobo2; WARK?! Wark, wark, WAAARK!

[Red XIII walks past]

Red XIII; Such foul language!

[Red XIII exits]

Chocobo2; WAAARK!

Chocobo1; Wark!

Chobobo2; Wark, wark! *pushes Chocobo1*

Chocobo1; WARK! *pushes Chocobo2*

[the Turks walk past]

Rude; ...

Elena; Does my bum look big in this?

[Rude and Elena exit, Reno remains]

Reno; Fight! Fight! Fight! *swigs from whisky bottle* ah, faith an' begorra! What a feckin' eejit!

Chocobo1; Wark! *pecks Reno*

Reno; AIEE!

[Reno exits]

[Sephiroth and Cloud skip by, holding hands]

Sephiroth; Why did Reno speak with an Irish accent?

Cloud; Why are we holding hands?

Sephiroth; *looks at hands* EW! Cloud germs!

[Sephiroth goes to wipe his hands on his shirt, then realises he has no shirt]

[Tifa bounces past]

Cloud; *melts*

Sephiroth; Can I wipe my hands on your shirt?

Tifa; Alright then. *sticks out chest*

Sephiroth; *suffocates*

Cloud; What a way to go...

Tifa; Damnit! I finally get a guy offering to put his hands on my shirt, and he goes and dies!

Cloud; Hey, I'm offering!

Tifa; Alright!

[Tifa and cloud exit, skipping and holding hands]

Chocobo1; Wark. *pecks Sephiroth's corspe*

Chocobo2; Wark. *pecks grass*

The End

-See! Everyone got a happy ending! Yay! -Emerald