Cloud: Hah! ::throws down his cards:: FULL HOUSE!

Vincent: ... ::long pause:: ...Cloud.... that's not how you play Pokemon...

Cloud: ...

Vincent: ...

Cloud: ...sooo...what now?

Vincent: Well... ::thinks::

Cloud: I KNOW! We'll have hot monkey love on a desolate field for no apparent reason!! Like in the Ninth Gate!

Johnny Depp: ::swings in on a vine:: Hey! ::leaps down:: That scene was TOTALLY relevant!

Cloud: Oh, shut up.

Johnny Depp: ::sheds a single tear and runs off into the sunset::

Hee hee... obscure references! I love'em!