Flames

The main reason I post my stuff on Fanfiction.net is because I love the way you can instantly get feedback on whatever you put up. However, as much as I love praise, I have to say that flames are one of the highlights of my stint on FF.net, mainly because 99%of them are illiterate, badly spelt and contain more swearing that a Tarrantino flick. Of the 83 fanfiction.net reviews I've recieved, 77 of them have been praise. Then there's these 6. Here and MSTed for your enjoyment!

From Maia Tiani- Hm, that was a perfect waste of time. Thank you. I shall get back to my book now, and do something useful... ~MT~
C.B.-Dear Maia,
Congratulations! You have won "Snottiest bitch of the year award" courtesy of Final Fantasy Creamy Goodness! You will be recieving your award, a steaming pile of horse excrement, in due course. In the meantime may I give you my most scornful regards, and tell you to go fuck yourself. Goodbye!

From Miss Kitty- This is total crap, and not in the least bit funny
C.B.My gosh, you're right. How kind of you to point that out. I shall remove the offending story immediately. Yes.

From Shadow- YOU SHITTY LITTLE ASS-FUCKER, ROT IN HELL!!!! YOUR FANFICS ARE THE SHITTEST PIECE OF WRITING IVE EVER SEEN! I HATE YUFFIE! ILL RIP OUT YUFFIE'S HEART AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! I KILLED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY AND ATE THIER INTESTINES RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!! AERITH AND TIFA RULE! THEYRE MUCH HOTTER THAN THAT UGLY LITTLE SHIT FACE YUFFIE. SO GO SUCK YOUR COCK, AND DEATH TO YOU AND YUFFIE!!
C.B.Aah, this is the good stuff. A load of garbled, profane, meaningless shite. Gotta love it. Right, first of all, yes, writing a fanfiction about Aeris DOES make me an arse-fucker, even if I'm female and thus missing the appendage that would make this act possible. I'm sure all the other anti-Aeris writers out there would agree that they too are arse-fuckers, as sexual preference*IS* decided by the type of fanfiction you write. Congratulations sir/madam/undecided, you are indeed astute. Secondly, as Yuffie is a fictional character, I doubt you ripped her heart out and shoved it up her arse. If you think you did, then
A) You did this to a real person you mistook for Yuffie and should be in prison now, or
B) You did this in your mind and believe it to be real, and should be in an asylum of some description by now.
Thirdly, I feel I must turn down your less than appealing offer to suck my own cock, as I don't have one. And fourthly-grow up, Shadow, and leave an email address next time so that I may scorch you with flames. Goodbye!

From Nephrite- bleh..that wasn't the least bit funny..
C.B.-Accept my most humble apologies. I will try to adapt my humour to your tastes next time, you ignorant bastard.

From our good friend, SHADOW!- AERITH RULES, YOU LITTLE SHIT. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TALKING ABOUT AERITH THAT WAY? YOUR FICS ARE THE SHITIEST, WE DONT WANT YOU HERE, SLIT YOUR WRISTS AND GO FUCK YOUR UGLY MAMA.
C.B.-Will do. Thanks for the advice!

Shelby Danner
what the hell? what the hell?!!1111 the only thing i like about this thing is that chu-chu isin it. He's ccooute! (hehe cute lol. ) he doesnt feast on brains ccause i said so, YOU fartface!!!1 (just kidding llol :)) this story is'nt funnie tho. Not cool. NOT CCOOLL!!11

Hey H4XoR, you never told me you had a sis...um, bro...sibling!

Shelby Danner (again.)
wtf???11 im goonna cuss now so be prepared! youre story sucked! j/k. yuffie is cool, right? duh!!1 actually i love this story it bites though . the only problem is that it smells like crap but oh well it was really really good when yuffie turns into mega yuffie. roflmao. bye
H4XORD00D sez:-LOL u r so riet the way u talk is so coll I Think U R TEh best LOL!!lol!!11111111
Crunchbucket sez:- Noo! *sob* Damn you for crushing all my aspirations in one impeccablly written, cutting, insightful swoop! Curse you, you cad! Curse you I say!!! *waves fist in a similar manner to Dick Dastardly in "Stop the Pidgeon"*