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NOW HIRING
by: The Eishtmo
I never thought I would need help. I guess I was wrong.
Well, here are my basic requirements to be a Staff Member here at the Archive:
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Be Literate: If, when sending in your application, you write
it totally in ieet-speak, I will delete it and never respond to you again.
Generally, you need to know some grammer or at the very least know what
it looks like.
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Some HTML Skills: Nothing special required, just the basics.
If you know more, great, if not, don't worry about it.
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Time and energy: Above everything, I want someone that will
be able to at least make a post here twice a month. That's it.
Of course, that's on top of a lot of other things (see my Future of the
Archive article).
I would prefer it if you had Netscape Communicator, but it's not necessary.
It would just make communication between us easier (I know what you're
talking about, you know what I'm talking about).
The future FSA Staff member will have many duties to perform:
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Bi-weekly Updates: I'll send you a collection of stories of
which you'll need to post (much in my style) at least twice a month.
I will try to maintain my weekly updates sometime between Friday and Sunday.
You should post sometime during the rest of the week.
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Site Redesign Project: As I've said, I've got many things
planned for the Archive and I'm going to need help doing them. In
fact, this will be your primary job for the first few weeks you're my slave,
uh, employee. Yeah, that's right.
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Spreading the Word: I rarely advertise, so some help would
be nice. You don't have to, but it would be very, very nice.
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Putting up with Eishtmo: Sadly, I'm a control freak of sorts,
so expect a lot of flak if you do something I don't like. I also
have a terrible sense of humor which I will use on you at every given opportunity.
However, just don't sit there and let me do something stupid, I really
don't like that. Finally, I'll ask for your opinions on things, but
won't necessarily go along with them. Be aware of that.
If you think you can put up with all of that, then send me an e-mail where
you glorify your existance in the hopes I will let you join. E-mail
me at eishtmo@zombieworld.com.
Oh, and one last thing. You do NOT have to write a story to become
a Staff member. Of course, it couldn't hurt.
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