- Tedzilla v. Batman
The fighting started off a little early in this matchup. What was expected to be a reasonable match up of defense, turned into a nasty brawl for all in the pre game. Tedzilla had heard rumors of Bruce Wayne talking "smack" and upon Tedzilla's arrival to the locker, Bruce Wayne threw half of a bat at Tedzilla. That sparked the giant lizard right there and the brawl began.. Sad to say the Dark Knight lost... horribly.
Tedzilla 77-3
- Santa Claus v. Easter Bunny
In this year's appearance in "Stupid Holiday Mascot Bowl" (extra point for Lytle). The Easter Bunny brough an arsenal to counterattack the Joly One's elves (Notice the birds in the picture?) and evened the match up. The free for all turned nasty as the fat man gut got gnawed on by the Easter Bunny's teeth. Blood and guts everywhere to say the absolute least. Isn't there a tradition about the person who caught the intestine in a match... if so contact me. My call for next year is Santa should call Christ out of retirement to work on that D.
Easter Bunny 24-5
- Wolverine v. Silent Bob
Quite a fight for the weekend. Silent Bob took a quick lead with the "West Coast Jedi-Mind-Trick-fense." He held up with a strong D, to smother the ever strong offense of Wolverine and his running game. Silent Bob led into halftime 38-6. My mom once told me "you can only hold down a man with blue hair for so long" and low and behold she was right. Wolvie had a strong rally in the late stages of the game and shut down Silent Bob's offense. It was a nailbiter all the way until the game winning field goal. Silent Bob pulled through.
Silent Bob 41-38
- Banana Man v. Mighty Mouse
Pop quiz hotshot. Anyone remember the ol' cartoon shorts on our beloved Nickelodeon? (Boo you dolt) Yessiree Bob, Banana man from Nickelodeon, changed by the consumption of the radioactive fruit, was the man in this game. Mighty Mouse held his own for a while though, but for God's-Sake he's a Banana- the mouse had to slip up somewhere.
Banana Man 24-10
- Donkey Kong v. Yoshi
Yoshi is Japanese. Donkey Kong is a primate. You do the math.
DK 75-(-pi) [P.S. Point for Gerke who in turn lost a point for lack of effort]