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Sorry about this, I shouldn't have let my little brother mess with my zelda pics

Okay and stuff: I totally got the stupid triforce. I'll tell you how to get the stinkin thing.

  1. Get married to Zelda
  2. Cheat on her by makin' out with Malon
  3. Cheat with Malon and Zelda by makin out with Saria
  4. Cheat on Malon, Zelda, and Saria by makin out with epona (ewwww....)
  5. By now, three girls and one horse are mad at you, so be careful or you'll be tickled into the ground. You then must to a backflip over all four of them and fight them
  6. You must injure them in this order:
  7. Cut zelda's leg off (her left)
  8. Pull a dictionary out of Epona's Butt and knock Malon on the head with it.
  9. Use the swordless Link trick and have epona run into a wall.
  10. Flatside Saria with your sword in her face
  11. Then get the triforce Here's the screenshot:

    FAKE TRIFORCE RUMORS:1.REALISE THINGS: the poe man, has a hand drawn

    pinture of the triforce,and is strongly conected with the psychic world of truth and

    wonder. he also enjoys poe collecting,but cant do it hmself anymore,so he hires link to do

    it for him.now the only way to get the poes in the field happy is to catch em by horse

    back,namely Eponas. Epona,gee. could it be possible to connect these like with ePOna?

    take the po form epona. po. its missing one leter,e, but sounds the same as poe.now

    notice eponas name has an e at the beggining.takeing these letters spells poe + na as in

    no,give or take. napoe is her fake name,but litsen:if u leave her with a happy poe she will

    neigh and jump alot.also,may i say the poe man is the man whu used to live in the well,ask

    lady in kakariko. what to do:1.u have to get al the poes,then when u get the prize,sing

    song of sun in front of him. he will say "huh? wha..... and then as the sun takes its toll he

    will die,but then open his eyes and says "i havent seen the sun in years!!!! leave the shop

    and wait for 3 daays in hyrule fieled on epona. ON EPONA AND NO SUNS SONG TO

    SPEED IT UP OR IT WONT WORK!after 3 days right when the fourth sunrise is

    coming up,get off eponaand see the poe man.he will be on the floor saying its way to

    hot!!! it will be all red around him,too. go get blue fire from ice cave.only from ice cave.

    pour it on him.he will say," oh good. i will have to go to a cooler place,help me pack up.he

    will give u 7 extra bottles to get his poes with.simply walk up to the poe cage and swing

    bottle to get one. when u get all of them he will say,tank u kid and go off . he will see yuor

    horse outside (it is by the gate,right) and say,oh nice horse. it is good for poe hunts! then

    he gives a spell to the horse that makes it go in water and up stairs.(yahoo) then he get

    on a poe\horse thing and ride off.(he takes his poes to,with the bottles he gave u) now go

    to lon lon ranch on epona and talk to malon on the horse. she will say that eponas strong

    and she brings out this horse called kopona. she gets on it and makes u race her thru a

    stair course. she says its to tell if she can climb stairs good. race her but u cant get ahead

    because she is way to good. just dont get to far behind of she starts u over. after u win she

    will say, nice job farie boy and and walk away,but the floor caves in to a special place that

    has a long staircase. U have to go down with epona or it wont work! At the end of the

    stairs u will find a long jump. Run with epona and jump it. Now go straight till u find

    this switch that says :to get the piece of power,make the mountain temble! Now step on

    it with epona because if u don’t,the switch will take away all your rupees and it will send u

    back to the ranch. When u step on it u will get a cave on death mountain to open. Now

    go to death mountain on horseback but u cant go past kakariko village up to the mountain

    with the horse so go alone. Go inside the crater cave and u will find a shiekah (not impa

    or shiek)she will teach u song of epona (not eponas song). She will take u back to hyrule

    field. Call epona then sing song of epona by her. She will neigh 7 times and carry u off to

    the stone wall. Anywhere on the wall put a bomb and then go to zoras river with epona

    and go to zoras fomain with her but she will be afraid of the ice. Sing eponas song to calm

    her. Now on epona go to king zora he will say a man with red eye came here. He went to

    the fountain. Go to the fountain and on that little island lift the grey sone up and bomb or

    hammer the yellow one to get to a gorotto. Go in the hole and talk to the poe man. He

    will say here is a bottle of magic feed it to the horse.show the bottle to the horse and she

    will eat it. She will neigh 3 times and take u to lon lon ranch and up a secret way to a

    place. Sing evrey song u know and sing scarcrow song last then at 3 niegh sing song of

    epona and it will open to the tri force~!!! (that is fake)liquid metal eponaok,to get

    liquid metal epona you have to have all 100 spiders,but not all hearts.afteryou beat ganon

    for the 1st time,reset. now get on epona and go to lonlon ranch and beatmalon's course 2

    time with a 45 second time on the 1st one. now do 44 on 2nd one. she willsay wow,farie

    boy,you are a great team how did you train her? would you like to see hermom? say yes

    and a horse named aponea will come out. race her.will.hard,but possible. she will

    say,(eponas mom) neeeeeeeeigh! she gives you a bean that jumps to the song of time.show

    the bean to epona.she will neigh 6 times,but right after 6th niegh play song of time.the

    beans will jump andfeed epona. now go back in time...you can ride epona!anywhere to!

    sing eponas song in temple of time then she will come. ride her to zeldas place. she will be

    there. zelda will say,i had a dream of a little plumer man. look at marios picture (not

    anyone elses) and he will pop out and fight you.he has all his hats.after getting him 2

    times,he will put on a metal cap (its in the game) he is very hard to kill. he will stab you in

    the end and epona comes up and kills him. then she picks you up on her saddle (you are

    an adult when you fight him.)mario yells an` drops his hat.you are too hurt so epona picks

    it up. then she takes you to malon who helps you get well.then epona puts the hat on

    you.you scream and turn all weird. then old l and r buttons till you drop the hat on epona.

    very fast,sing this: up,down,a,up down a,right left a and epona eats the hats and truns

    meatal! she can go in water and staris