The Story
If you've seen Wild Wild West, then you know that at the end of the movie James and Artimus are riding the giant spider. Well here is where James Mod comes in,
On The Spider
Jim: now i'm done workin.
Artimus:You, Done Workin?
Jim: Well I gave Legless a whuppin right?
Artimus: umm, right, but killin the bad guy dont end the scene.
Jim: and why not?
Artimus: because we still need to find out what all the buttons do on this thing.
Jim: ok, lets see what this does... *CLICK*
Artimus: I do not recommend button-mashing, who knows, that button you just pressed may have acivated a fail-safe-
Jim: a fail-safe?
Artimus: a bomb, or worse...
Jim: no legless freak is gonna put a bomb in his big bad spider hideout.
Artimus: uh-o, *GRINDING NOISE* now look what you did!
Jim: uh, somthin tells me that those sparks are not good sign. *DARK CLOUDS START TO FORM ABOVE THE SPIDER*
Artimus: oh, just great, you turned this thing into a lightning rod!
Jim: yeah, a lightning rod that attracts blue lightning!
Artimus: thats not lightning, thats some type of plasma!
*A HUGE RAY OF PLASMA STRIKES THE COCKPIT, MAKING JIM, ARTIMUS, AND THE SPIDER DISSAPEAR*
Jim: what the hell!?!?
J.A.M.E.S.
*Jim awakens to a very strange sight*
"Hello Jim" A voice in the distance calls out.
Jim: where am I?
* Jon walks next to Jim*
Jon: you are in our base of our organization, wich is called JAMES, or better known as:
Joined Assault Masters of the Echelon System.
Jim: JAMES?
Jim: Echelon System?
Jim: where are I?
Jon: you are in the Echelon System, about seven hundred thirteen million years from where you are from.
Jim: what?!? How did I get here?
Jon: that plasma beam was ours, the button you pressed allowed us to pin-point your location.
Jim: damn, and I thought that that spider was high-tech.
Jim: where is artimus?
Jon: unfortunately, you were the only one who made it to our base, our enemy, the Master Of Destruction, an outlaw that even we, the Joined Assault Masters of the Echelon System, are having trouble finding him, let alone stop him.
Jim: Master Of Destruction? Why cant you find him?
Jon: Well, every time we sent out a team to find him, and his men, they found us first. so far we lost 23 teams and i dont want to loose another one, thats why we brang you here.
Jim: Just why exactly did you bring me here?
Jon: We were observing you for a time now and we have seen you have abilities far beyond tht of any normal person.
Jim: What do you mean, normal person?
Jon: Well the Master Of Destruction Is Part Machine, Part Man, Part-
Jim: Okay I get the idea. but where do I start? Don't I get some high-tech pistol or bomb?
Jon: Well the only weapons I could give you at the moment are those two.
Jim: What is that? A stick?
Jon: That is a very deadly weapon that is known as the double-bladed-
Jim: All I need to hear is double bladed... Wait, theres no blades, on this thing!
Jon: Relax, the blades are retracted, press that little red button on the side there.
Jim: Oh, I didn't see that there. *CLICK* *BLADES IGNITE*
Jim: Whoah! Awesome! I have got to get me one of these!
Jon: Well It's yours now.
Jim: ok, what else you got?
Jon: This is the most common weapon around, the DX-Type 3, a laser pistol that fires faster-then-light beams of energy, that basicly work the same way that bullets do.
Jim: Great, thanks.
Jon: You will need them.
Jim: Hey, is that a chain gun on the table over there?
Jon: Yes, but it's broken. Bob has been fixing it for weeks now, and I hope he gets it done soon.
Jim: Right.
Jon: You might want to meet whats left of the team.
*Jim and Jon walk down a hall and into a room*
Jon: Everyone, this is Jim. Jim, this is my team, the big one is Bob, our repair man, and the one with the glasses is Walter, our weapon developer.
Jim: Hey, how's it going?
Walter: It is an honor to meet you Mr. West.
Bob: Nice to finaly meet you, Jim.
Jim: Alright, tell me, what do you know about this "Master Of Destruction", Walter?
Walter: All I know about this "MOD" is he or "it" is part machine.
Jim: Jon, where do I begin?
Jon: I am going to send you to the area where our last team was ambushed. There, you will find the MOD's hideout and rescue yor friend.
Jim: Ok let's go.
Jon: Alright, follow me.
*Jon And Jim Walk Over To A Big Door*
Jon: Jim, From Now On You Will Be Known As James, Understood?
Jim: Alright.
Jon: *Presses a button on the control pannel* *Door Slides Open*
This is the last remaining APC, get in.
James: Nice.
*Jim and Jon get in the APC*
Jon: I'm gonna drop you off at the zone, once you are there, your on your own, ok?
James: Got it.
*Jon stops the APC*
Jon: We're here.
James: Okay.
Jon: Oh and James, be careful.
*The APC Drives Off In The Distance, Getting Smaller By The Second, Until It Finaly Dissapears In The Sunset*
*As James Takes A Couple Steps Across The Dusty, Sandy Ground, He Stops For A Second And Says*
James: Now I'm Workin.
