A) Yes, absolutely. Q) Are you qualified to be giving lessons?
A) No, but I steal my information from other pages. I am a good but not fantastic chess player.
Q) May I call you Jesus Christ?
A) No, I would prefer the title "God", I do not want to associate my godlike characteristics with the Christian religion.
Q) What are your 12 best qualities?
A) Super-Intelligent, strong as an ox, stunningly attractive, dashing, creative, immortal, funny, brave, hard working, nice, faster than a speeding bullet, and modest.
Q) Do you have any flaws?
A) Yes, for you see, being immortal is very lonely. Often times I feel astray from the world, for I am forced to look at it's population as inferior.
