TEKKEN COMMITTEE
By Lord Kazuya (a.k.a. Saiyan Rage)EPISODE 1: THE BEGINNING OF AN EPIC
It all started with four words:
"I want a committee."
Lee Chaolan glanced at his foster brother. "What would you do if you had a committee?"
Kazuya shrugged his shoulders. "We’d do stuff."
"Like…?"
"I don’t know. I haven’t thought that part out. I just know that I want a committee."
"When will you start looking for members?"
"Tonight."
"Oh, God...I think I have some idea as to where this is heading," replied Lee as he lit a cigarette.
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#1: JUN KAZAMA
"Oh my God," said Jun.
"Yeah," replied Kazuya.
"That was…really…really, something."
"I know."
"I can’t believe we actually did it in the kitchen without leaving a big mess."
"I thought that way too, but the milkshakes came out great!" exclaimed Kazuya as he finished the rest of his coffee-ice cream shake.
"So you wanted to ask me something?" inquired Jun as she licked the flavor of strawberry ice cream from her straw.
"Huh? Oh yeah. And I hope you say "yes." I’m going to start a committee. Would you be interested in…joining it?"
Jun smiled. "Yes! Oh, yes, Kazuya!"
Kazuya grinned, "You’ve made me so happy!"
So Kazuya had a member of his committee.
"One down, fifteen to go!"
"Who are you talking to?" asked Lee.
Kazuya almost jumped out of his chair when he heard Lee. "Shit, don’t do that!!! I was…uh…talking to my tape recorder journal thingy!"
"You don’t have one of those."
Kazuya put Lee in a choke hold. "DON’T PROVE ME WRONG!" Five minutes after, Lee was choking for air. Kazuya smirked.
"We have one member so far. I need you to come with me to look for others."
"What?! Why?! I don’t have to go if I don’t want to!"
Kazuya sighed, and held out a carton of cigarettes. Lee threw on a pair of Ray-Bans.
"Let’s Roll."
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#2: NINA WILLIAMS
"Okay, so why do you want Nina on the committee?" asked Lee.
"Why not?"
"Well, she tried to kill you during the second tournament—"
"A misunderstanding. We talked about it over tea."
"And she also tried to kill your son—"
"She was under someone else’s control. Couldn’t be helped."
"And she tried to kill your father too—"
"Exactly."
Kazuya knocked on Nina’s door.
"Who is it?"
"The only person other than yourself that looks dead sexy in purple."
"Lee?"
"Very funny." Kazuya rolled his eyes as Nina opened the door to let the two in.
"So, you want me to join a committee?"
"Well, that is the purpose of my visit."
Nina put her teacup down on its saucer. "Why would you want me in the committee?"
"I’m going to be honest. There will be members who will say something intolerably stupid, and in those cases, must be shot. I want you to be the one that shoots them on my say-so."
Nina sat there, drinking her tea. She smiled after her sixth sip of tea. "I’m in! Besides, I got a new gun, and I’ve been dying to try it out!" She pulled out a rifle that had a ridiculously long barrel.
"Nina…"
"Yes?"
"Could you…not...point it…this way?"
"What do you mean, Kazuya—oh. Oops, sorry about that," she apologized as she blushed and put the gun away. "So when will the first meeting be?"
"As soon as we get the rest of the members," Lee answered for Kazuya, who was still rather shaken up after having the barrel of a gun pointed at his…well, you know.
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#5: JIN KAZAMA
"Okay, you haven’t spoken to your son in months, and you two are still on bad terms…what makes you think he’ll join the committee?" Lee asked skeptically.
"Well, if he’s any son of mine, he’ll join. Besides, his mom is on it. He can’t say no."
Lee shrugged his shoulders. "I still can’t believe you’re actually letting Lei in."
Kazuya looked at Lee with curiosity. "Why would you say that?"
"He’s a renowned flirt, you know."
Kazuya scoffed. "So? He knows better than to even go near my wife."
"And if he does go near her?"
Kazuya pulled out a chef’s knife.
"Never mind," muttered Lee. "Also, that Bryan guy scares me; did we have to let him in?"
"Hey, we shouldn’t discriminate against reanimated dead people!"
"So, you only did it to prove you don’t discriminate?"
"Hell no, I did it because he stole my M&M’s, and still hasn’t paid me back. I see this as a good opportunity to get it from him. Oh, and he might have some useful input, but I don’t care about that."
Lee only sighed. He looked out of his window. "Hey, isn’t that Hwoarang?"
Kazuya looked out the window of the car. "Why, so it is. Pull over, Lee."
"But I thought—"
"Jin can wait!"
Lee rolled his eyes and pulled the car over. Kazuya immediately stepped out, and Lee ran after him.
"Are you sure this is a good idea? Hwoarang is a Mishima-hater, you know."
"I’m aware of that." Kazuya smelled the air, and he immediately knew what Hwoarang was smoking. Kazuya shook his head, and muttered something about how much trouble he could get into.
"Hey, Hwoarang?"
Hwoarang jumped out of surprise, then noticed who was talking to him.
"Hey, don’t I know you?"
Kazuya glanced to the left and the right. "No. You want to join my committee?"
"A committee? Hell yeah, man. That could be like, cool and stuff. When do I show up?" He went back to smoking.
"I’ll let you know," answered Kazuya with a smirk.
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#6: JIN KAZAMA(Serious this time!)
"Why did you hire him?!" demanded Lee."You see, Hwoarang is high on a regular basis. Someday, he will run out of his precious dope, and he will realize that he has joined a committee run by a Mishima—and he’ll realize his mistake, but he can’t escape from it, for you see: you’re in my committee for life."
Lee shuddered. "That’s rather harsh."
Kazuya shrugged his shoulders. "Okay, you’re in for life or until I run out of things to do with the committee. How’s that?"
"We’re here," Lee said, ignoring Kazuya.
Kazuya walked up to the door and knocked. No answer.
"Maybe he’s not home," suggested Lee as he lit up.
"Oh no, he’s home." He knocked again. No answer.
"We could always come back," reminded Lee.
"Lee, did you not read the title? We’re really supposed to get Jin!"
Lee raised a silver eyebrow. "’Title’? What the hell are you talking about?"
Kazuya was ready to hack Lee with a hatchet, but he quickly calmed down and tossed the hatchet away. "Never mind. Anyway, Jin IS home, and I’m going to prove it!" Kazuya left for a minute. Lee continued to smoke, but once he saw what his brother intended to do, the cigarette fell to the concrete sidewalk.
"Oh God."
Kazuya gave Lee a funny look. "What? You don’t think this battering ram is too big, do you?"
Lee shook his head. "No...but…don’t you think you’re carrying this too far? We could always—"
Kazuya smacked Lee with the battering ram, sending Lee flying into the back seat of his car.
"My decision is final!" Kazuya held the ridiculously big battering ram, and rammed it into Jin’s door, forcing it open. Kazuya and Lee(who had a bandage on his head) stepped inside.
"Jin, I know you’re home! Get your ass out here!"
"That’s a fatherly way of saying it," muttered Lee.
Jin stepped out of his bedroom. His shirt was mostly unbuttoned, and he had lipstick kiss marks all over his face.
"Hey, what the hell—DAD?!" Jin clumsily buttoned up his shirt and tried to wipe off as much of the lipstick stains as possible, but only succeeded in smearing it all over his face.
"What are you doing here?!" asked Jin.
"I’m here to put you in my committee, son. I want you to see how daddy leads a committee."
Jin scoffed. "Why would I want to do that?! I don’t want anything to do with your committee!"
"Really? Too bad…then I guess Jun and I will be making out and with no-one to stop us—"
"ARRRGH!" Exclaimed Jin. "It’s no wonder we haven’t spoken! You’re so evil!"
Kazuya smiled and folded his arms. "Oh my, yes…"
"Besides, I won’t join even if mom is there."
Kazuya’s smile vanished, his arms fell to the side. "So…you don’t…want to join?"
Kazuya laughed. "That’s…okay…" he pulled out his battering ram. "I DON’T GIVE A DAMN! YOU’RE GONNA JOIN EVEN IF I GOTTA PUT YOU IN A CONCUSSION TO ACHIEVE THAT!!"
Jin yawned. "You’re also insane."
"I got your insane right here, you little—" replied Kazuya a he held the battering ram up high.
Lee decided that now was a good time to interfere.
"Wait! Kazuya! Jin! I am sure there is a better way of settling this!"
Kazuya immediately calmed down. "Really? Then share, Lee."
Lee cleared his throat. "Well, it’s simple, really. Jin, is there no reason at all that you want to join? I’m sure your girlfriend would want to be involved."
At this moment, the girlfriend came in. "Damn, what’s all that noise about?" Julia was not very happy.
Jin looked at Julia. "Julia, would you like to join this so-called committee my father is starting?"
Julia nodded. "But only if Ling will join too!"
Kazuya’s jaw dropped. He set it back into place and nodded. "Fine, if it means you’ll join, boy. Come on Lee, we gotta get Ling."
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#8: LING XIAOYU
"None of the others better be this stubborn!" declared Kazuya.
"Lord knows what would happen if they were," muttered Lee (who no longer had a bandage on his head).
The two stopped off at Ling’s house. They could immediately tell she had an obsession with yellow ribbons, because there was a yellow ribbon on the mailbox, the birdbath, the lamppost in the yard, on the door, and on the rails to the stairs. Kazuya shuddered.
"Too many yellow ribbons. I am already scared out of my mind."
"Be strong!" shouted Lee, who decided to stay with the car and let Kazuya handle the work.
Kazuya rang the doorbell. He mumbled something about getting back at Lee with a 2x4, when a happy Chinese girl with pigtails opened the door.
"Like, hi! What can I like, do for you?"
Trying to remain calm, Kazuya answered: "I’m starting a committee, and I need some people to join. I was wondering if you were interested?"
Ling thought about it. "Like, is it going to be fun?"
Kazuya resisted the urge to yell. "Why…yes! Yes, we will have all kinds of fun!"
Ling thought about it some more. "Like, will there be cute boys?"
Kazuya resisted the urge to strangle her. "Sure, cute boys everywhere, why not?!"
Ling noticed Lee. "Is he in the committee?"
Kazuya tried so very hard to resist the urge to beat her down with a 2x4. "YES," he seethed, "HE WILL BE IN THE COMMITTEE."
Ling thought about it one more time. "Okay. I’m like, in, okay. When do I show up?"
Kazuya pointed at Lee. "The guy with the silver hair will call you."
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#6(again) & 7: JIN KAZAMA AND JULIA CHANG
(We promise that Jin will really join this time! In fact, if he doesn’t, I will style my hair like Paul Phoenix!)"Please don’t," replied Kazuya.
"Who are you talking to?" asked Lee.
"Uh…nobody," Kazuya answered innocently.
"Why did you point at me when you were talking to Ling?"
"Huh? No reason…I just needed to point at something."
Lee glared at Kazuya. "We’re here."
"Hrm, they got a new door relatively fast," observed Kazuya. When he knocked, the ended up punching a hole through the door.
"That explains it. It’s made of construction paper," concluded Lee.
"Jin!" shouted Kazuya. Jin immediately ran into the room. His shirt was unbuttoned again, and he had even more lipstick kisses on his face.
"Damn, you don’t have to yell, dad." Julia came running in.
"So? Did she join?" asked Julia.
Kazuya nodded. "She sure did. Now you two have to keep your end of the deal." He smiled.
Jin shrugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes. "Alright. Julia and I will show up at the first meeting…whenever that is. Do you even know, dad?"
Kazuya’s left eyebrow rose. "Yes, I do know, hahaha." Kazuya looked around the room nervously, slowly stepped back, then shouted "Run, Lee!" and they both ran out of the house. Jin and Julia shook their heads as they could hear the screeching of tires from outside.
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS--#12: ANNA WILLIAMS
"I still wonder if putting Michelle on the committee was a good idea," said Lee.
"Lee, your problem is that you worry too much. Just because Michelle is very good with throwing axes, doesn’t mean she is an ax-murderer!"
"But there was that one room that was sealed off, and she told us not to go in there, and—"
Lee immediately stopped when he saw Kazuya holding the same hatchet from earlier.
"Why did you recruit King again?"
Kazuya sighed. "The guy knows how to throw a party. I may need him should I decide to have a party."
"Okay…and why did we recruit a ninja anyway?"
Kazuya brushed some of his dark hair from his face. "I don’t know. I always wanted a ninja in a committee, that’s all."
Lee was ready to reply, but he immediately held his tongue.
"We’re here."
The two stepped out of the car, and rang the doorbell to Anna’s home. Anna opened the door, and greeted them.
"What brings you boys here, hm?" she asked seductively.
Lee was immediately in a trance. "Well, my lovely lady, my brother—" Kazuya elbowed Lee in the gut, which caused Lee to reel over and fall to the ground, writhing in pain.
"I’m starting up a committee. You interested in joining?" asked Kazuya.
Anna smirked. "My sister is going to be in it, isn’t she?"
Kazuya nodded his head.
"Well, I guess that means I will have to join…so that I can make her look like a fool. Oh, and if I can, get a date." She winked as she said "date". "When should I show up, Kazzy?"
Kazuya shook a fist at the name "Kazzy". "We’ll call you," he answered through clenched teeth.. Anna smiled, blew a kiss at Kazuya and Lee, and closed the door.
"I really hope Nina kicks her ass," Kazuya muttered.
"A little…help…" wheezed Lee.
Kazuya rolled his eyes. "You are so helpless, Lee," he said as he picked up his nicotine-addicted brother.
"I resent that!" exclaimed Lee.
"Resent what?" asked Kazuya.
Lee looked at Kazuya wide-eyed. "Oh, uh, nothing."
Kazuya sneered. "And you say I have issues…"
THE HUNT FOR COMMITTEE MEMBERS #14: PAUL PHOENIX
"WHOA! You’re not really going to let Paul in…are you?"
Kazuya smiled. "Of course. His best friend’s kid is in my committee, right? Paul will have little choice but to join. Besides, he probably wants to try and upstage me. He will find that to be difficult."
Lee gave Kazuya a rather suspicious look. "There’s a reason behind this. I know you."
Kazuya laughed. "Oh yes, there is a reason! Paul’s neck was MADE to be strangled, and I will do so. Plus he’s so hard-headed, I am sure that I can throw innumerable objects at him, and he’ll be okay."
"I think that’s only a figure of speech—"
"We’re here. Lee, you talk him into joining. He’s on good terms with you."
Lee rolled his eyes, and stepped out of the car. Kazuya leaned back in his seat to catch a little shut-eye.
FIVE MINUTES LATER
"Alright, he’s in."
Kazuya raised his head. "He doesn’t suspect that I’m the head of it, does he?"
Lee shook his head.
"Great. Now then, we have to find one more member."
"But I thought you said there would be eighteen members!"
"I never said I needed eighteen members."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn’t. Check the notes-slash-memos I had you take."
Lee flipped through his papers.
"Yep, here it is…you said something about ‘one down, fifteen to go’! I’m assuming you excluded you and me in this."
"Lee…"
"Yes?"
"Remember that talk we had about proving me wrong?"
"I think so—"
"TIME FOR A REVIEW!!!" Kazuya smashed Lee over the head with a dry-erase board.
Kazuya quickly calmed down, while Lee bandaged his head.
"I guess we’ll have seventeen members then. But are you sure that I’m not leaving someone out?"
Lee was ready to reply.
"Don’t answer that. Well then…I guess we’ll just leave that one spot open. Now then, shall we look for the seventeenth member?"
"Do you even know who will be the seventeenth member?"
Kazuya raised a fist, but froze. He laughed nervously.
"You have no clue, do you." Lee stated.
"Don’t worry. I know how we can get one. I’ll just choose someone randomly."
Lee folded his arms. "Knowing you, you’re not going to just choose someone."
"Damn straight. Come on, Lee. We gotta get something from the store."
Lee raised his index finger to ask why they were going there, but he instead shrugged his shoulders and followed.
Tekken characters that hadn’t been invited to the committee were gathered in a parking lot behind the Mishima building. They included Marshall Law, Bruce Irvin, all the Jack robots, Kunimitsu, Ganryu, Eddy Gordo, Heihachi Mishima (Who, moments later, was literally smacked out of the parking lot by Kazuya’s battering ram), the animals (but they were also kicked out[not literally], because Kazuya stated that animals weren’t allowed), Armor King, and Wang Jinrey.
Lee stood in front of the group. He was receiving directions from Kazuya(who was on the roof of the building) through a headset.
"Alright, listen up everyone! When Kazuya gives the word, you’re all to run to the roof of the building by taking the stairs!"
Lee listened closely as he got more directions. "Oh, and if you cheat in any way, you will be shot, with the exception of the Jacks and Armor King—if they cheat, they will be tied to some C4 and blown up."
A sudden silence fell onto the crowd.
"Now that you know the rules, just wait for the signal!" Lee turned around and gave a thumbs-up.
Kazuya put his binoculars down, and reached into his bag. He pulled out a can of Surge, and placed it on top of a table. He leaned over the edge of the building and gave the signal:
"SUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEE!!!!"
The contestants all ran towards the building. Lee barely jumped out of the way.
"Who knew that Ganryu could run so damn fast?!" Kazuya exclaimed in disbelief.
Lee shook his head in disbelief as well. "You’d have never known it, looking at a guy like that."
"So I guess that’s it. I’ve got a committee. When we get back, call everyone, and tell them that the first meeting will be tomorrow."
"What will you do?"
Kazuya pulled out a pad of paper. "I’m going to write down all the members’ names, ourselves included, and list our purpose in the committee."
Lee sneered. "Oh Lord."
THE NEXT DAY
"So you called all the members?"
Lee nodded. "They’ll be here any minute. Hey, let me see that list you wrote."
Kazuya grinned, and handed the list to Lee.
THE MEMBERS
Kazuya Mishima: Glorious leader, and a handsome one too!
Lee raised an eyebrow.
Lee Chaolan: My note-taking, record-recording guy.
Lee shrugged his shoulders. "Good enough, I guess…"
Nina Williams: In charge of shooting intolerably stupid people on my word.
Jun Kazama: My sweetie!
Lee tried hard not to snicker at that one.
Jin Kazama(Mishima): He needs to see how I do things so he can be as much of a bad-ass as me.
Julia Chang: I only let her in because it was one of the only ways that Jin would join.
Michelle Chang: If she really is an ax murderer…Anna Williams: Any excuse to see her and Nina get into a bitch fight is a good one.
Lee glanced at Kazuya, then returned to the list.
Lei Wulong: I just need him to tell all the other legal guys that what I do in the committee is indeed legal.
Bryan Fury: He owes me some damn M& M’s.
King: Guy knows how to throw a party.
Ling Xiaoyu: I only let her in because it was the only way that Julia would join, which was the only way Jin would…
Paul Phoenix: Punching. Bag.
Yoshimitsu: Come on, every good committee needs a ninja!
Hwoarang: When he stops getting high and realizes that he’s in a committee led by a Mishima, it’s going to be priceless.
Forest Law: He’s only in as a ploy to get Paul in.
Ganryu: The lucky bastard that got the Surge.
Lee put the list down. "That’s nice…you’re not going to show this to anyone in the committee, are you?"
Kazuya shook his head. "Half of them already know why they’re there…some have no idea, and the rest are too sick in the head to care."
Lee was about to reply when there was a knock on the door. Nina, Jun, King, and Michelle walked in.
"Hey, honey!" Jun ran up to Kazuya, and the two immediately started to make out. Nina, King, Michelle, and Lee watched with interest. Kazuya eyed the gawking foursome, and immediately stopped.
"If that’s their way of saying hello….DAMN!" exclaimed King with a smile (on his mask anyway).
"You four can go ahead and take a seat. The others should be arriving soon."
Jut as soon as Kazuya said this, Jin, Julia, Ling, Yoshimitsu, Lei, and Bryan walked in.
"Mom!" Jjin ran up to his mom and hugged her. He looked up at Kazuya and glared at him.
"Dad.""Jin," Kazuya replied coldly.
Ling jumped up and down excitedly. "Wowie! I’ve never been in a committee before! This is like, so exciting!"
Kazuya took two aspirin.
Lei walked up to Jun. "How are you today, lovely Jun?" He reached for her hand to kiss it, but was immediately intimidated upon seeing Kazuya pull out a sword that looked strangely like the Buster Sword Cloud Strife had in Final Fantasy 7. He sat down in a chair at the end of the table.
Hwoarang stumbled in.
"Dad," exclaimed Jin, "Why did you invite him?!"
Kazuya walked up to Jin, and whispered the answer to him.
Jin looked at Kazuya in disgust. "You really are evil." He smiled. "But that would be pretty funny."
"Hey, what’s going on, everyone?" asked Hwoarang. "Shall we get this party started?"
"Did someone say ‘party’?" King pulled out a keg of beer.
"DAMMIT, this is a committee meeting, not a party!" King put the keg away.
"Oh wait, it is?" asked Hwoarang. He looked around. "Dude, it is. Hell yeah. Okay." He sat down next to Nina, leaned back, and propped his feet on the table.
Nina waved the air around her. "What the hell were you smoking, Hwoarang?"
Hwoarang turned around and noticed that Lei was looking at him suspiciously.
He faced Nina. "Imported cigarettes."
Nina noticed Lei as well. "Oh, okay…"
Anna walked into the room.
Nina jumped out of her chair. "Why is that slut in here?!"
Anna smiled. "Isn’t it obvious? Kazuya must think me better-looking than you."
Nina scoffed. "Please. I bet he let you in so you could be target practice for me!"
Anna walked up to Nina and slapped her.
All the guys immediately looked at the two.
Nina rubbed her cheek. "You bitch!" She slapped Anna back. The tow then engaged in a slap fight.
"Oh hell yeah! I love this committee already!" exclaimed Hwoarang.
"I’m taking bets!" announced King.
"Twenty on Anna!" exclaimed Lei.
"I bet a hundred on Nina!" exclaimed Jin.
"Me too!" exclaimed Kazuya as he waved a hundred.
Jun slapped her son and husband upside their heads. The two looked at Jun.
"I’m sorry mom," whimpered Jin.
"Sorry, honey." Kazuya turned to the excited crowd.
"Alright, come on, we have a meeting to hold!"No-one listened.
"I said, ‘we have a meeting to hold!!’"
Still no-one listened. In that instant, Kazuya turned into Devil Kazuya, and said:
"IF YOU DON’T STOP RIGHT NOW, I WILL MAKE YOU REGRET IT."All participants of the chaos immediately stopped. Devil Kazuya changed back to Kazuya.
"Thank you," he said in a gentle tone. He leaned towards Lee. "Lee, take a memo: committee needs to learn to shut up." Lee recorded this immediately.
At this time, Paul and Law (who was shaking violently—must have been on riding with Paul on his motorbike) walked in.
"Hey, did we just miss something? I heard a lot of noise coming down the—YOU!!!"
Kazuya smiled. "Glad you could make it, Paul."
Paul froze with shock. "Oh, hell no! I’m outta here." He tried to open the door, but found that impossible. "It’s locked from the outside?!"
Kazuya nodded. "So now you have to stay."
Paul sneered. "It doesn’t matter. All I have to do is charge up my fist, and—"
A hatchet flew past Paul, and cut an inch of his towering hair off.
"OH MY GOD!" Paul held the cut off pieces of his hair in his hands, and then faced Kazuya. "You bastard!"
"Just sit your ass down in that chair, Paul. And don’t try to leave again, or else." Kazuya pointed to Nina, who held her new gun (the one with the really long barrel). "So, is everyone here?"
Before anyone could speak up, someone shouting "Wait for me!" could be heard.
Michelle and Julia looked at each other, then at the door. "Oh God," they said in unison.
Ganryu barged in. "I’m not late, am I?"
Kazuya shook his head. "Just sit in that empty chair." Ganryu did so—next to Michelle. Michelle’s face fell in her hands.
"Why me?" she whined.
Kazuya smiled. "Alright. The first meeting of the committee shall begin. First off, we will be going over the rules. The rules are:
1. As head of the committee, I am to be respected at times.
2. You will respect Jun.
3. You will not laugh at me when I show affection to Jun.
4. You will not ogle Jun.
Lei glared at Kazuya.
5. You will speak only when it's open forum.
6. You will not contradict, correct, or make of fool of me at any time.
7. Failure to comply to these rules will result in your getting shot, chopped, hacked, smashed, bashed, stabbed, impaled, broken, smacked, whacked, trashed, beaten, or hit by innumerable thrown objects.
"So, do we have an understanding?"
The committee nodded.
"Good. Oh, and the first person to groan about my rules gets shot. *ahem* Today’s meeting, we will find a name for our committee…"
NARRATOR: SO THAT WAS HOW KAZUYA FOUND THE MEMBERS AND STARTED HIS COMMITTEE, LATER NAMED THE TEKKEN COMMITTEE. FROM HERE ON OUT, THE TEKEN COMM—
Kazuya shook his head. "You don’t have to say it in caps like that, you know. We can read you just fine."
NARRATOR: Oh? I only did it because I needed the attention.
"Yeah, whatever." Kazuya shrugged his shoulders.
"This is only the beginning of the adventures of the Tekken Committee, headed by me, Kazuya Mishima. I hope that you enjoyed this first installment."
"I bet some of you were offended by the way the author made fun of your favorite characters. Well, if it makes you feel any better, she made fun of me too(I’m a psycho in severe need of anger management classes, and should be kept far away from sharp objects! I'm not really like that!). Besides, this was all for fun, nothing more!
"There will be more stories in this series, so I hope you all will support it as best you can. Just remember: This is supposed to be a stupid fan fiction. Nothing makes sense, people get abused one paragraph and are okay the next, and the committee are all made fun of in some way(but I will leave the figuring out to you). But I thought it was pretty damn funny.
"Well, I’m going to shut up now. I hope you all weren’t offended so badly, that you will no longer read the Tekken Committee series ever again. Until Next Time…"
NEXT EPISODE: The Unmasking of Kunimitsu! (Or, "How the Tekken Committee Created a Fake Beauty Pageant As An Attempt to Unmask Said Kunimitsu, But That Particular Title Would Have Been Too Long")
