No, you’re not hallucinating. I am really listing ways to enjoy that awful Tekken Anime. Give it a look; you may actually want to try these.
1. Get yourself really really drunk beforehand.
2. Play Lord Kazuya’s Drinking Game!
3. Go into this Anime thinking that it’s a comedy.
4. Make sure you have a "mute" button on that remote control.
5. A "fast-forward" button would also do you some good.
6. Have no friggin’ clue as to what the hell Tekken or Anime is. You’ll probably like it then.
7. Get some friends, mute it, and dub it on your own! I’m sure you can do better than they can!
8. Come up with as many jokes as you can when that scene where Heihachi breaks the ax with his teeth comes up.
9. Every time you hear that music they added in the American version, you and your friends form a little mosh pit(I am not held responsible if you or any of your friends are injured in the process).
10. Shout "TAKE IT OFF!!" every time you see Anna.
11. Scream at the TV every time someone mispronounces a character’s name(I am not held responsible if people think you’re crazy!).
12. Use it for target practice.
13. Run it over with your car repeatedly. Wheee!
14. Drop if from a really high cliff.
15. Drop it from a high building, if you are nowhere near a cliff or something of the like.
16. You read "Tekken Forever" and need something to get your mind off of it.
More to come...
