Sonic Got Speed-Parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot(Baby Got Back)



Oh my god
Becky,look at his butt
it is so tight
He looks like one of those little spikey rodents
Who understands those little rodents

I mean his spikes
Their so sharp
I can't believe their so long
It's just out there
He's so obscene
Look,he's just so blue

I like blue hedgehogs and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a hedgehog walks in with a spikey blue butt
And a blue thing in your face
You get sprung
wanna pull up front
Cuz you notice that hedgehog was blue
Deep in the Soaps he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh,Sonic I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with those shoes you got
Me so jealous
Ooh,all of that blue fur
You say you wanna steal my chili dog
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average
hedgehog

I've seen them jogging
No more slow
Sweat,sweat,got it goin as he runs

I'm tired of magazines
Saying fat plumbers are the thing
Take the average brown hedgehog and him that
He's gotta pack much speed

Fellas(Yea)Fellas(Yea)
Has your Dreamcast got the blue(Hell Yea)
Well play it,play it,play it,play
that Dreamcast CD
Sonic got speed

(Eggman face with Oakland echidna)

I like'em fast and blue
and when I'm pressing a controller
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an hedgehog
Now here's my favorite hog

I wanna get you home
And--,double up-- --
I aint talkin bout playhog
Cuz Sonic's parts are licensed by Sega
I wannem real blue and spikey
So find that Sonic speed
Mixtoomuch's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that hedgehog
So I'm lookin' at Mario websites
watchin' these plumbers go down tubes
You can have them plumbers
I'll keep my hedgehog blue
A word to the thick Soapshoes
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus you'll kick
But I gotta be straight I wanna say--
Till the speed of sound
I got it goin on
Alot of Mario fans won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz he's got speed and he's blue
And I'm down to watch the run on

So hedgehogs(Yea),hedgehogs(Yea)
If you wanna play with my Dreamcast(Yea)
Then plug it on
turn it on
Even fat plumbers got to shout
Sonic got speed

(Eggman face with Oakland Echidna)

Yea Sonic
When it comes to speed
PS2 and got nothin to do with my selection
6-23-91
Only if he's 3 feet
Sonic Got Speed

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Copyright:Sonic News,2001