CRASH BANDICOOT: FEAR FACTOR
contestants
Crash Bandicoot: the idiot
Coco Bandicoot: the smart mouth
Cortex: SOB
Tawna: preppy idiot
Uka: SOB
Stacy: "quiet"
PRIZE
1 yr supply of wumpa fruit
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Joe v/o: the 6 of you have been brought here to participate in the next three challanges. The prize you all know is a yr supply of wumpa fruit.
Crash: YES!!!!!!!!FOOD!!!!!!!!
(Coco rolls eyes)
Joe: Our first challange (pulls sheet away)
Coco:EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:as i was sayin......you must eat 3 hissing cocroaches Yummy then you must drink i glass cows blood ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. you will have 4 mins. we have randomly selected who goes first and Tawna your lucky #1
Tawna: @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ @#%$ (picks up LIVE roach)
Joe: you have 4 mins.GO!!!
Crash,Coco,Stacy:BLAHHH!!!Come on!U know u want 2 spew!
Coco: Its ok 2 spew!EWWWW its crawling all in ur stomach!
Tawna: Shut the @#%$ up Coco!!!Ur next!
Joe: 1 min come on!
Uka: Come on u lazy bitch!!!
Joe: TIME!!!Show me an empty mouth.(shows empty mouth)u are automaticly in 4 tommrow.
Next up Coco.
Coco: (sarcasticly)oh joy.
Joe: 4 mins.GO!!!
Crash: AHHH!AHH!IM CHOKING HELP ME!! (laughs)
Coco:(slightly laughing)Shut up!
(Coco puts the cocroach in her mouth and almost trows up)
Crash: Come on ^-^.its just a little bug it wont kill ya!
Stacy: (making puking sounds)
(coco is now on the blood)
Joe: 1 min come on!
Cortex: just pretend its hawian punch!
Joe: TIME!!show me ur mouth!(coco opens mouth and wriggles tounge around)Good ur in 4 tomorrow.
Coco: YES!
Joe: crash,come on down!
Crash: MOMMY!!
Joe: u got 4 mins.GO!!
Crash: (crunch)UGH!
Coco: (making sound effects) Throw up!u know u want 2.
Joe:COME ON!!2 mins!pick up the pace!
Crash:(muffled)im tryin'
Joe:TIME!Is ur mouth empty? (crash shows empty mouth)ur in.
Crash:huh?oh!wow!
Joe:uka ur next!
Uka:CURSES!!
Joe:4 min!GO!!
(Cortex gasping 4 air)
Cortex: Blah!Blah!
Joe:2mins! come on!
Uka:Ugh!
Joe:TIME!Ohhh!so sorry uka u didnt finish!
Uka:%#^$#$^%$##$%#$#$%
Joe:Next up Stacy. 4 mins!GO!!
(Stacy tries 2 shove 3 roaches in her mouth)
Crash:Good huh?
Stacy:No!
Joe:1 min!
(Stacy finishes the last roach and wolfs down the blood)
Joe:TIME!Lets see!
Stacy:BLAH!(opens mouth)
Joe:next up,Cortex.
Cortex:OOOOhhhhh noooooo!
Joe:so u wont do it.
Cortex:Nope
Joe:Youre outta here!
Cortex:Damn....
(flashes 2 next day)
Joe:Welcome back.Ur 2nd challenge will be 2 Ride a unicycle on a 2 in. plank over 600 ft.in the air with a span of 5 ft.
Crash:cool^-^
Coco:Oh boy....
Joe:And Stacy is lucky #1. READY SET GO!
Crash:Whoa,whoa,WHOA!IM FALLING!
Joe:dont listen 2 them.
Stacy:THATS WHAT IM DOING!!
(she makes it)
Joe:Good!u advance!
Stacy:yes!
Joe:Next up,Coco!
Coco:ok!
Joe:READY SET GO!!
Crash:you hoo!over here!HI!
Coco:Cut it out.
(She keeps on going but she falls)
Joe:Sorry Coco....Next up Tawna!
Tawna:Great....
Joe:Ready set GO!!
Crash:AAAAAaaahhhhh!
(tawna falls)
Joe:Tawna....
Tawna:i know.i know.
Joe:so Crash and Stacy,u will compete 4 tommrow.
Crash+Stacy:YES!
(flashes 2 next day)
Joe:As u know this is the 3rd and final challenge so u must...(pulls large sheet)go underwater and collect as many wumpa fruit as u can in 2 mins.Crash,u seem very confident.Why dont u go?
Crash:All righty then.
Joe:Ready set GO!!
(Crash jumpes in when he notices Stacy)
Stacy:Cant breathe..
(Crash glares at her)
Joe:TIME!!Lets see how u did..1234567.Ok stacy ur next.
Stacy:ok
Joe:Ready set GO!!
(stacy notices crash holding up his fruit and smiling)
Joe:TIME!!Lets see...12345678910! Stacy u win!Crash im sorry.
Crash:its ok...
Stacy:YES!!Oops!
the end
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