Tiko: (gets furious) PERRY!!!!!!!!! (gets out his laser) I’m not gonna stick around all day listenin’ to your Valentine’s Day poems – she is gone! End of story!!!
[Music restarts – Linkin Park – “Paper Cut” (Intro)]
So he pushed Perry out of the way and went up to Daphne, where he placed his laser on her head. She started to cringe away with fear.
Tiko: Say your prayers, dingo!!!
But as he said that, Perry went up to him and placed the pistols on his head!!! Crash and the others managed to set themselves behind the siblings.
(Music stops all of a sudden)
Perry: I wouldn’t do that if I were you!
Tiko: WHAT?!?!? Perry, what on Earth are you doin’??? KALAM! SIBLINGS! GET HIM!!!!!!
Perry: Sorry about that, but they’re all tied up at the moment!!!!!
[Music restarts – D12 – “Fight Music” (Intro and first chorus)]
Tiko looked to his right… and saw that Crash and his crew caught his siblings, and have weapons pointed at THEIR heads too!!! Only Kalam was the one that was intact. With that he suddenly went into a state of panic, as well as getting much more enraged than ever!!!!!
(Music turns instrumental)
Tiko: (still furious) Kalam, just don’t stand there – DO SOMETHING!!!!!!!!
Kalam: Um… (looks around in panic) I’m outta here!!!!!
So he jumps out of the window, and we last see him floating down the skies with a parachute with a smiley face on it. Tiko looked even more panicked and furious than ever, and steam was coming out of his ears!!!
Perry: (pushes him down to the ground) STAY DOWN YOU LOSER!!!!!!!
Tiko: Can I have a last request?
Perry: (hits him with one of the pistols) You’re gonna get nothing – this’ll be your ultimate punishment!!!
Tiko: (faintly) Farewell cruel world…
Perry: OK guys, on the count of three, we shoot. One… two…
Tiko started to cringe even more, with sweat coming down his face. All that he knows now is that there is no escape for him or his siblings. He now realises what he did in his past… and now he will get the pain back… all in one go.
Perry: THREE!!!!!!!!!
(Screen goes black. Music immediately stops)
BANG!
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Episode 10 – The End of the Cerulean Era
Scene: A desert runway in the Crash Archipelago
Music: Energy 52 – “Café Del Mar” (Michael Woods remix)
On a beautiful sunset landscape, Tiko’s airship came coming down, and within a few seconds it managed to land safely and slow down, therefore coming to a halt. A few seconds silence was also seen. A set of metallic doors opened up, giving out some white smoke… and from there, out came Crash and his crew!!!!! They have survived from the attack!!!!!
(Beat starts)
Crash: I’ve managed to find that an adventure of a lifetime.
Madison: Me too! Er, wonder if we ever changed history from this… :|
Sui Do Ken: I seriously doubt it.
Fooxy: But think of it this way – there are four less reasons to fight against evil!
Cortex: On the subject of which, even if they HAVE gone forever, I still feel a bit of regret inside, as they were close to my heart… in a way.
Foxy: I never knew you had one. :rolleyes
Daphne: Well all that matters now is that we can all have a merry Christmas and a happy New Year!!! ^_^
Copper: That’s the stuff!!! It’s party time! :D
Sara: I know I’m not allowed one until my birthday, but what the heck – my heroics will even it out. ;)
Rocky: Lara Croft, your cue. (laughs)
Gadget: That’s a good one, Rocky my boy!
Boron: YAAAAAAAA-HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! ^_^
(Music kicks into the outro)
As the twelve of them walked along the horizon with long shadows trailing behind them, Perry emerged from behind the doors, and looked on at them with a reassuring smile. It is as that love has returned to him for good.
Perry: (in a faint and deep voice) You guys have worked hard… hope you’re ready to play hard. ;)
So he went back inside the aircraft, and the doors closed behind him. All that he knew is that he will be happy with his new found home.
[Scene changes to the Citadel Cemetery. Text comes onto the bottom of the screen – “Twelth Night”. Music changes – Rank 1 – “Airwave” (Extended intro)]
A darkened atmosphere surrounds this resting place as Crash, Cortex, Gadget, Daphne, Perry and Sui entered the area dressed in black, and with four bunches of flowers between them. They went through the 20ft gates one by one and made steady progression among the fog-ridden path to the back of the graveyard. Then they came across a set of recent graves, and a bunch of flowers were laid at each one – for Tiko, Deksta, Hallie and Lio. They looked down at them, and they spoke.
(Music fades away)
Crash: Well there goes one important part of our lives.
Sui Do Ken: But thinking of it this way at least that’s one less threat that the planet has – or four if you include the lot.
Perry: Yeah – I feel that working with them was the stupidest thing I have ever done.
Gadget: But cheer up – all you have to do now is to get on with your life. He’s gone now.
Perry: (sighs) I guess you’re right.
Cortex: Don’t panic though – you should know how I feel about them. They’re my siblings, but despite the fact that I like them as much as a painful headache, they were part of a family.
Daphne: Speaking of a family… (turns to Perry) Perry, if you need to love, I’ll be by your side.
[Music restarts – Five – “Closer To Me” (Intro)]
Perry: But what about me getting you drunk – does that count as a downside?
Daphne: That’s all behind us. All that lies now is the future. :D
(Music kicks into the chorus)
They held hands… and eventually embraced each other. Then the lips made contact, and everyone else around them glanced at them with a reassuring smile. They now know that Perry Possum and Daphne Dingo will be happy together.
(Music kicks into the outro)
Daphne: I would like to welcome you… to the Crash Archipelago.
Perry: (pauses for a while, but then reacts) Thanks. :)
They glanced at each other’s eyes for about three seconds, still holding each other’s hands. That was until…
(Music stops)
Crash: (rushes up to Daphne) Oh, I forgot to tell you this – I was forced to buy the beer on the way back, so I got… (reveals a bottle of his chosen beverage) 42 full crates of… SOULSTORM BREW!!! :D
[Music restarts – Sum 41 – “Fat Lip” (Intro)]
After hearing that Daphne ran out of the cemetery, screaming her head off!!!
Perry: Hoo boy… here we go again!
She went through the gates at a blistering speed, making her pace away from the beer of dread. But with that aside, we may see that, even if she was feeling a bit lonely as a member of the Star Katz, Daphne has now found a new love in her heart, and this will last for time to come… and it will eventually fill the space… of the now long-forgotten Tiko Cortex.
(Daphne steps over the camera, making the screen turn black. From there the credits run alongside Gorillaz feat. D12 and Terry Hall – “911”)
~O.o~
Credits –
Cast (in order of appearance) –
Jennifer Lopez as Daphne Dingo
Damon Albarn as Perry Possum and the dream figure
Alexa Vega as Copper Oxide
Mel Gibson as Madison Brio
Lucy Liu as Sui Do Ken
Cameron Diaz as Gadget Medulla
Clancy Brown as Dr. Neo Cortex
David Spade as Crash Bandicoot
Toni Braxton as Sara Foster and Deksta Cortex
Tom Hanks as Foxy The Fox
Glenn Close as Fooxy The Fox
Matt Stone as Rocky Cortex
Dana Gould as Tiko Cortex
Jake Lloyd as Private Boron
Claire Danes as Hallie Cortex
Neil Morrissey as Lio Cortex
Harrison Ford as Kalam
Songs –
“Especially For You” performed by Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan
“Mambo No 5” © Bob The Builder
“In The End” performed by Linkin Park
“8 Days of Xmas” performed by Destiny’s Child
“Hey Baby” © DJ Otzi
“In Too Deep” performed by Sum 41
“Gotta Get Thru This” performed by Daniel Bedingfield
“Fight Music” performed by D12
“Closer To Me” performed by Five
“911” performed by the Gorillaz, D12 and Terry Hall
Special thanks –
Dr Neo Cortex II
SSJ4Trunks8767
Jeff F
YCrAsH13
CoolKidCoco
Shenloken
Vector Yamazaki
Fluffysweetie87
Kitty Coot
Baztech
Electricgold Unlshed
MRacer
SSJCrestGFX
Crystal Bandicoot
Stormy
No dingoes were harmed during the making of this fanfic
A few criminals, but no dingoes.
Directed by Bev Wooff (Ms RexRock)
THE END?
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OUT-TAKES OF THE STORY
Sui Do Ken rushed upstairs into Daphne’s bedroom, and as she opened the door a tip full of Page 3 magazines fell on her feet. She kicked them out of the road. Then… she saw an empty bed, and a piece of scrap paper. She picked it up, and saw a message.
“To the rest of the Star Katz…
I’m afraid that I have left your group. There is something that I am missing right now, and I’m on the hunt for what it is.
Hope you understand,
Daphne
xxx
P. S. I still love you guys as much as heck right now. I’ll never forget you.”
Sui Do Ken: (shocked) Oh… my… God!!!
She ran straight towards the door, but… she didn’t run into the Eminem poster – instead she tripped over a chair and slammed through the floor, leaving a big hole on the floor!
Director: CUT! Sui, are you OK?
Sui Do Ken: (from “downstairs”) Nothing hurts me as such. I presume your carpenters didn’t do a good job on the studio furnishings, didn’t they?
Director: o_O()
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Among the background of powder blue fabric, one young hand came from the right, and a second came from the left, with a golden ring in possession. It slipped it on the index finger of the right, and went off the screen.
(Camera follows the hand as it goes further up)
The hand can now be seen higher up in elevation, and is level with the face on its body – Gadget Medulla, all dressed up in a white nightgown and sitting in a four-poster bed. She glared at the ring, and smiled.
Gadget: Oh, thank you so much – it’s beautiful!!! :)
She made a loving glance to her right, seeing Dr. Neo Cortex in the same bed as her. Within the time, he smiled back.
Gadget: This is just sooooooooooo unbelievable… er, where did you get it?
Cortex: Gadget, I have a confession to make.
Gadget: (tries to take the ring off) Go on. Tell… (sighs and pulls the ring, but it STILL doesn’t come off) Can we cut? The ring’s stuck!
Director: Just hang on! (calls out to everyone behind him) Quick – we need a lubricant here!
Dumb worker: A lubri-what?
Director: Just fetch the washing up liquid. _
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Tiko: (on the phone) Daphne… Daphne… that name sounds soooooo familiar.
Perry: How? Was she a school friend of yours?
Tiko: (on the phone) I wish. Now listen to me – if I can-
*CLICK* *BEEEEEEEEEEP*
Perry: Damn – ‘e’s hung up! >:
Tiko: (from backstage) I thought YOU did – someone’s cut our line!
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Perry: I got the chocolates. (shows the Turkish Delights)
Daphne: Yummy! (takes one) Thank you Perry!
Perry: No problem. (looks vile)
As she brought it over to her mouth, Perry had a keen smile on her face that she might eat it and get poisoned. But as soon as it reached her mouth… she sniffed it
Daphne: A Turkish Delight? All this for a Turkish Delight? Grrr…
She tried to toss it in the bin, but it reflected it off, and it went straight up her mouth! Before she could swallow it she spat it out!
Director: CUT! What’s wrong???
Daphne: I HATE TURKISH DELIGHTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perry and the Director: o_O()
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Perry: How are you doing?
Daphne: I’ve missed a lot of boxes… but wait – that crate! It gets rid of all the nitro boxes!
Perry: Go for it!
After jumping off the jeep, she saw a green crate with an exclamation mark on it, with the warp portal over the bridge. She spun it, and it caused an explosion in the background, as well as seeing the gem being brought down for her. She picked it up, and as she did she went through the warp portal… and – after a while of loading - came out into the warp room with that… but no crystal!!! Perry just glanced at her with an angry look on his face.
Daphne: Er, um… I think I missed it… er… ehehe… er… whoops. (blushes)
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Tiko: Right guys – we’ve come across Crash and his lot, and this means it’ll be a bit of a struggle to get the dingo where we want her. Any ideas?
Hallie: Why don’t we just go down there and beat her right up?
Deksta: Always the hard way, eh Hallie?
Hallie: Shut up Daxter, or else I’ll send Jak on ya!
Lio: Ladies, please – don’t get in a brawl now-
Just then Electricgold Unlshed came in with a flamethrower and started attacking them!!!
Lio: (fear-stricken) It’s because he doesn’t like his favourite PS2 game being accused that badly!!!
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Voice: (from a distance) WHOO!!!!!!!
Cortex: (turns around) Is that…? No… it can’t be.
Voice: (from a distance) WHOO!!!!!!!
Sui Do Ken: What on Earth’s that – the bloomin’ Ghost Train? :|
Voice: (from a distance, and is now a bit louder) WHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cortex: No wait – it’s a bit clearer now… I know who it is!!!!!
And just after he finished speaking a black figure on all fours charged… but missed Cortex’s belly and went straight through the back doors of the Opera House!!!
CRASH!!!!
Copper: (tries to look away) Ouch… >_<
Director: CUT!
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Crash: You won’t get away with this, you stupid moron!!!
Tiko: Sorry Crash, but I already have done! (turns to Perry and Kalam) Let’s go.
Perry: Ready when you are!
As they left, they took Daphne with them, in a state of unconsciousness. Kalam went up to a lever next to the double doors.
Kalam: So long Crash Bandicoot – it’s NOT been nice knowing you!
He flipped the switch… but it broke off into his own hand!
Kalam: (stares into it) Hoo boy…
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Daphne: Where the heck am I? And what’s goin’ on?
Voice: I suppose those are your last words, huh?
Daphne: Eh? Who said that?
Out from another double door came Tiko and his crew, all looking as vile as they ever have been.
Daphne: Grrr… what do you want with…
SNAP!!!
The iron straps broke and she fell down to the floor with a scream. Then she picked up a part of it and glanced at it.
Daphne: Hey, this isn’t iron – it’s graphite, you script-writing twerps!!!
Director: (sighs) This’ll be the last time I’m gonna hire Ripper Roo for the DIY. (rolls his eyes)
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As the twelve of them walked along the horizon with long shadows trailing behind them, Perry emerged from behind the doors, and looked on at them with a reassuring smile. It is as that love has returned to him for good.
Perry: (in a faint and deep voice) You guys have worked hard… hope you’re ready to play hard. ;)
But as he made his way back inside the aircraft… the door closed on him, trapping his nose!!!
Perry: Ooh… AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! LEMME OUT!!!!!! LEMME OUT!!!!!!!!!!
From here a batch of welders tried to take him out, and within a few seconds… he emerged with some sort of iron ring on his nose.
Director: (sighs) Looks like we have to take you to a plastic surgeon before the next take…
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