THE NEW BANDICOOT
Hello,my name is Stacy Bandicoot and Iam 12 years old.I am going to tell u about what happened to me one day and it was not pretty.
(i am sitting in my room listening to the radio when my 15 year old sister Kara comes in.)
Kara:I'm going to work now so could u do me a favor?
Stacy:What?
Kara:Can u go into town and do the groceries
Stacy:Ok...
(I am walking down the street and all of a sudden I am grabbed by someone and pulled away.)
Voice:Well,well.I've finally found someone to test my new machine!
(I look up and to the person and I saw Cortex and Kara!)
Stacy:Sis! What are u doing here?
Kara:I guess you fell for my trick!
Stacy:No!Noooo!
Cortex:I'm going to change your life forever!
Stacy:Nooooooooooo!
(Flashes 2 Crash and Coco's home)
Coco:Crash, WAKE UP!!!!!!!!
Crash:Whoa!What?
Coco:I could use some help over here!
Crash:Oh,all right!
(All of a sudden a young bandicoot girl comes running up and hides behind Crash.)
Cortex:Ha,ha I have u now!
Crash:Oh no u don't!
(Crash runs up to Cortex and litterally spins him into the next state.)
Girl:Thank you,thank you so much.
Crash:we're gald to help but why was he chasing u in the first place?
Girl:he was trying to kill me for destroying his lab.
Coco:So that would explain the divice on your neck?
Girl:yes
(coco messes with it and the lights go off)
Girl:Thanks
Coco:Would u like 2 come inside
Girl:sure
(fades to remains of cortex's lab)
Uka:WHAT!!!!U FAILED ME YET AGAIN!!!!!!!!???????
Cortex Im sorry master.
Kara:Yeah it was that bandicoot.
Uka:I will not stand for this any longer.Kara Cortex find that bandicoot!!!
(fades to inside of Crash's room)
Stacy:...........and thats what happened.
Aku:feel free to stay here if u like.
Stacy:ok
Coco:Ive got an extra matteress
Crash;and we have an old box spring in the basement.
(astrange blasting sound is heard)
Crash :theyre back 4 more?
(Crash and Coco run outside.Coco is kicking Kara while Crash is spinning cortex.all of a sudden ablast is heard)
Stacy:No!!!
I ran up 2 crash.
Stacy:hold on crash!!!!
(I put my hands on the part where he was bleeding.then they started to glow.)
Cortex:Damn!
Kara:This doesn't look good hey uh..... Cortex you think we outta get outta here
Cortex: UH... YEAH!!!!!!
(Kara and Cortex run off and crash slowly gets up)
Coco:COWARDS
Stacy:BABIES
Crash: yeah what they said
(Coco and I look at crash strangely and go back in)
Crash:so uh... you can heal
Stacy:Yeah im sorry i didnt tell you before....
Coco:And u never told us because.....
Stacy: U NEVER ASKED
( I am laying in bed when I see Coco's pet,Pura sleeping with her. Then it hit me.I went 2 the window and started calling my pet Pora,my baby white tiger.)
Stacy:Meow!MMmmmeeeeeoooooowwww!!!
Creature:Meow!Meow!
(suddenly Pora jumps 2 the window 2 greet me.
Stacy:{I'm so sorry I forgot about u.Can u forgive me?}
Pora:{sure,as long as u don't do it again}
Stacy:{I wont}
(The next morning Coco sees the tiger sleeping with me and becomes confused.)
Coco:Stac.Wake up.
Stacy:Hmm?
Coco:who's that?
Stacy:Oh!This is my pet pora.
Coco:think pura likes her?
Stacy:I'm not sure.
Pura:{whats your name?}
Pora:{none of your beeswax}
Stacy:guess not.
Coco:Sssooooo,what do u want 4 breakfast?
Stacy:I'll just have some cookies.
Coco:Ok
(later)
Coco:hey! where's all of the cereal?!
Stacy:Crash must've finished it.
Crash:WASNT ME!!!!!!!
Coco:I'll have 2 have cookies 2
(Later,again, Coco is trying 2 finish a document on her computer while crash is asleep again.I am with pora on the armchair watching tv.)
Stacy:(thinking) I dont know why but this place reminds me of my old home, exept the fire place. oh well since i am living here now ill just have to get used to it.
(im fliping through the channels when all of a sudden pora digs her claws into me.)
pora :{hey!!!!! leave that on!!!The "Jeff Corwin experience" aka the idiot is my favorite show.}
The End ^^
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