>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
N. Gin: AAAHHHHH!!!!!
Cortex: What!? Don't tell me the heat sensors aren't working!
N. Gin: Yes, but I remembered something even worse!
Cortex: What? What could be worse than this!?
N. Gin: TINY IS GOING TO TAKE N. TROPY AND ME TO TEACH HIM TO DRIVE NEXT TIME!!! AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Cortex: (not convinced)So what?
N. Gin: TINY IS A REALLY BAD DRIVER AND BY THE TIME HE DOES KNOW TO DRIVE...which will probably take a long time to do it... I WILL BE IN THE EMERGENCY WARD!!!!
Cortex: Well, we can't just babble on all day about driving! Let's get the parrot!
N. Gin: But Crash will notice us!
Cortex: Ah, but that is where you're wrong. *hops out of the Hovertank into the bushes* Do you have a trunk in your Hovertank?
N. Gin: Well I don't... *spots a green trunk* Well as a matter of fact, yes!
Cortex: Then bring it out, I have an idea what we can do with the items inside that trunk!
N. Gin: Well, okay... *hops out of the hovertank carrying the trunk* So what are we going to do?
Cortex: You'll see...
(Crash was busy dancing with his new "friend", when all of a sudden, he hears a knock)
Crash: Ok, I'll get it! MC DJ Double-F, you wait here!
MC DJ Funky Feathaz ( ah gee, his name is too long, so I'll shorten it to MDFF): Yo!
(Crash opens the door and he sees a man with a blue pinstipe suit, with shades and a fedora to go with it)
Man in suit: Excuse me, young man, or bandicoot. I am but a gadget inspector, here to see your mechanical toy.
Crash: Toy? What toy? I just have a friend who's with me for the night.
Man in Suit: Gadget inspector? What was I saying, I'm just here to get a pet!
Crash: Well, why didn't you say so? Come in, I'll try and get you a pet...er...something...
(Then a pudgy man in a red suit with a fedora tipped to the side of his head rushes to the other man)
Pudgy man: *whispering*Dr. Cortex, what are you THINKING!?
Man in suit (Dr. Cortex):*whispering* I'm just doing it in a way that we won't get hurt. Is there any problem with it, N. Gin?
Pudgy man (N. Gin): Ah...no.
(Well, Cortex and N. Gin were waiting patiently for the parrot, sort of...)
N. Gin:... WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!?
Cortex: *puts a hand over N. Gin's mouth* N. Gin!
Crash: What?
Cortex: Oh, pardon me, my business partner is a bit jumpy. He had one too many chocolate sundaes, and you know what that can do to you!
Crash: Oh, yeah, I understand that...once I ate a whole box of Ovaltine and I...
Cortex: *interrupting* Oh, I really would love to hear your nice little story, but could you get your parrot here? My partner is so anxious because... he has a soft spot for birds!
N. Gin: WHAT!? I never *gets muffled again*
Cortex: Uh... heh heh heh, please hurry up, okay?
Crash: What parrot? * thinks* Oh, you mean Mr. Double F? Okay, I'll get him! *rushes to a tree to get the parrot*
Cortex: *lets go of N. Gin's mouth* See, N. Gin? What did I tell you? It's like taking candy from a baby!
N. Gin: Well, I don't know, Dr. Cortex... that was a little too easy...
Cortex: Nonsense, N. Gin... this is our best plan yet! As soon as we get the parrot, we just run on back, and voila! Mission accomplished!
(Crash comes back, with the parrot in his hands)
Cortex: *takes a look at the parrot* Hmm... I don't remember seeing it like that? Say something.
MDFF: *sits silently*
Cortex: Come on! I don't have all day!
N. Gin: *whispering* Maybe it's busted...
Cortex: No, it can't be busted! It's the most experienced mach...*sees Crash* I mean bird I've known about, *turns to the parrot* so say something already!
MDFF: *no response*
Cortex: I'm not asking you again!
MDFF: *no response*
Cortex: ...Well?
MDFF: ... Yo, yo YO! Word up, my homies!
Cortex: WHAT THE HECK!!??
N. Gin: Eeee...!!!
Crash: You see, I taught him to be cool, like me! What do you think?
Cortex: I, I... *faints*
N. Gin: Oh, my... *runs over to Cortex and fans him* There there, it will be all right...
Cortex: *gains consciousness and shoves N. Gin over* Get off me I don't need your help! *walks up to the parrot* All, right bird you got a lot of explaining to do!
MDFF: Yo, don't be callin' me bird, yo! I'm MC DJ Funky Feathaz, and I'm here to lay some tunes on ya! *moon walks and spins* Oh yeah!
Cortex: Oh, crud, I think he's infected...
N. Gin: Umm... hey parrot, what's up?
MDFF: Me, you yuppies! Whoa, holey guacamole! * spins again*
(All of a sudden, Coco, and the rest of the crew return to where Crash is)
Crash: Coco! I'm so glad to see you! Why'd you come back so soon?
Coco: Jen just stepped on a thorn, and we had to return here for first aid. * points over to Jen, Rockie, Norville and Kitana, with Jen, howling in pain)
Jen: Owwie, owie, Owie!
Kitana: Relax, Jen, I'm sure we can take it out!
Jen: But what if it hurts even more?...OWWW!!!
Rockie: I can handle this...*holds Jen's leg still and gently pulls the thorn from her foot* There, all done.
Jen: *sniff* Hey, I didn't feel a thing and my foot stopped hurting! Thanks, Rockie!
Rockie: Don't mention it.
(then the parrot flies up on top of a tree)
MDFF: Run and climb as fast as ya can, ya can't catch me, I'm MC DJ Funky Feathaz, man!
Coco: For a parrot, his poetry sure is irrational.
Kitana: Yeah, it ranks!
Crash: Aw, what are you talking about? He's the coolest thing ever!
Coco: Which reminds me... Crash, have you by any chance, put one of your discs in it?
Crash: Ur, yeah, I thought he was a CD player, but it was pretty cool when he turned into a rapper when I did.
Jen: Hey MC DJ What-so-ever!!
MDFF: *on top of the tree* 'sup!
Jen: Can you get down?
MDFF: Oh yeah! I can do that!
Jen: See, Rockie? He's going to come down!
Rockie: Well, I don't know...
MDFF: *starts to put his foot down, but then he takes a huge spin and ...raps!?* I like big butts and I cannot lie, You other brothers can't deny...
Cortex: OH MY GAZPACHOS!!!
N. Gin: What is it... * looks at the parrots show* Eeee...
Coco: Crash, you thought the bird was a CD player!?
Crash: Hey, don't look at me! How should I know if the bird was used by you? See, he's already feeling better, we don't need to get an antivirus!
MDFF: Shake it, shake it, shake those healthy butts!
Jen: Hey, who are those guys? *points to Cortex and N. Gin*
Crash: They're just local businessmen looking for a pet. *sees N. Gin and Cortex's hat blow away revealing themselves their true identity* Ok, so they're not local businessmen, they're ...* looks at Cortex and N. Gin* Cortex and N. Gin!?
Cortex: You finally caught up... Hmph, unfortunately, I'm not after you.
Crash: You're not?
Cortex: I wanted my parrot back.
Crash: YOUR parrot? I believe he's my friend, now, 'cuz I found him.
Cortex: I'm not going to steal it now, because he's been tampered with!
Crash: And your point?
Cortex: I'm going to DESTROY HIM!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!
Crash: But he's my best friend I ever had! And the coolest one too! I don't wanna lose him!
MDFF: My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon! *stops*
Coco: So Kitana, do you have any plans?
Kitana: Well, you can remove the disc and turn it back into a mindless bird robot again.
Coco: Well, you're right, it will revert to normal once we do, but *sees Crash crying* It'll break poor Crash's heart if we do!
Kitana: Why not send him to Hollywood?
Coco: That's a good plan too. But how can Crash and the parrot keep in touch with each other?
Kitana: Writing letters.
Coco: Wait, how about via the Internet? That's faster!
Kitana: So we have a plan... get ready...
Cortex: *he's holding a bazooka dressed up as Rambo* Heh heh, heh...
N. Gin: Now you're taking it too far, Dr. Cortex! You need bed rest!
Cortex: Do not interrupt me, N. Gin. I...will... destroy that parrot... *aims at MDFF* HASTA LA VISTA BIRDY!!!!*
(Cortex fires a shot at the parrot, but the parrot is knocked off the tree, and falls into a box before he gets hit)
Coco: Now Crash!
Crash: See ya! and don't forget to write! * spin Kicks the box, and it flies up into the sky*
(Meanwhile)
Cortex: *down on his knees, panting* I ... almost had him!
N. Gin: Don't worry, at least we weren't hurt really badly by Crash!
Cortex: That's another thing, how come you didn't tell me to shoot Crash!!?
N. Gin: Well, you can shoot him now, if it makes you happy!
Cortex: I'm out of Ammo, you DOLT!!! I cant hit him without ammunition! Let's leave.
N. Gin: Ok.
*So they enter one of the hovertanks and blast off*
(inside)
Cortex: All that work for nothing...
N. Gin: At least we didn't get hurt!
Cortex We're at the castle, land now!
N. Gin: Uh oh...
Cortex: NOW WHAT!?
N. Gin: The breaks are stuck.
Cortex: So there was more than the heat sensors that were broken, eh?
N. Gin: yep.
(Cortex and N. Gin are silent for a while, then they scream alot as they crash through the Castle walls.)
THE END
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