Who's who in Furryland
The galaxy trembled on the edge of
a new era.
Across the furry
homeworld the notable and the noted prepared for the new century. The gathered millions
sensed the birth of an age of glory. So be it they were prepared. One by one they assessed
their situations.. Each prepared him or herself in their own particular way..
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Chubbybob ruler of the Furries felt older than time itself. each new galaxy had carved a
notch on his tree of life and the truth was that there was little space left for further
notches.. it was irrelevant however for all looked to him for guidance , he was still
"Der Ruffesd an der tuffesd" and until that changed he was is and always would
be the "Guardian ov der ways"
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Lasers blazing , the old warrior threw himself around the exercise hall, body twisting and
wings flailing the heavy air.. Many were his names .. "Greybeard the warria" ..
"Greybeard the exterminaida" .. "Greybeard the grudgeberra" ALL were
his and all were correct. He was without doubt the most dangerous of all the furries..
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Silverthorne the diplomat read late into the night.. His assessments of this galaxy were to
be discussed by the triumvirate at dawn .. He would be there... He was sly , he was bright
and he was damn good . he was also as ambitious as hell
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Swiftglide went over the trade inventory time and time again. he was minister of trade and
industry and his assistant was a pushy little git..(big wiv id an aul) He would have
to watch that sneaky little shit...
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The transport vessels hung in orbit in shiny array.. uniform gleaming and chest heaving
with pride Hurmann Gortwing the minister of transportation and bombing fleets saluted the
gathered captains and wept tears of nationalistic pleasure... his day was coming..
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May Dasternstuf checked and rechecked the orbital shields and defenses.. As minister for
planetary defenses and orbital platforms she was not going to let herself be let down by
an inferiors idiocy . She had killed and injured too many competitors to reach this job.
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Ambassador Fluffy Goldberg was truly excited.. they were preparing for first contact and
as an expert in galactic she would be involved in all the early discussions.. She had done
well until now.. Oh Pashid let it continue..
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Neindyneinscents fondled the controls of his superdooper new scout. He was the hottest
scout pilot on the galaxy and Crazy Pete the spams number one scout hunter was out there
waiting.. it was time for a reckoning.. gently he ruffled the head of his trusty doat.
tetchily the little symbiotic hunter shook his head and growled.. "F*** orf yu sofd
auld fard!"
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Giltwing was a knight of Pashadan . Ex settler, ex farmer , now a soldier of god. He
lived only to die... but not just yet.
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He had earned his name after a bout of near ter¡minal constipation had affected his
sanity. Firmdung the crazy stared from his platform high above the shidpile deep
into the heart of his god. He was the highest ranking cleric among the Furries and was the
grand master of the Knights of Pashadan.. He was also criminally insane. Trouble was
nobody had the gonads to say it...
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In the dark places and in the ranks of the poor and the criminal, Fere Didoud the head of
furrian intelligence moved as if in his natural element. Which if the truth was known he
probably was.. The spymaster wove his webs of intrigue with all the skills of his
centuries of experience. Few had the balls to oppose him...
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Deep in the heart of the planet, the physical manifestation of the Furrian god Wadahee
Pashid twisted and turned in the bowels of the homeworld.. a composite mix of Furry
faeces , waste material , Furry corpses and biological parasites the shidpile
writhed and turned and at its heart the god kept a close and patriarchal watch on his
wards..
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Far away and in another galaxy Norris McWhirter stared in disbelieve at the communication
from his old friend Chubbybob.. Galifree seemed to shimmer and disappear as his
being strained to absorb the information. The newsman felt both nausea and an adrenalin
rush as the words finally sunk home.. "MILTON IS HERE"
the source of his life's destruction awaited him in this new galaxy.. He HAD to go..
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In the hanging places the waiting millions rested. Somewhere among the hanging population
a single voice began to chant the travelers mantra.. One by one the crowds picked up the
rhythm and the chant roared across the planet..
"EEr WE GAU, EER WE GAU .. EER WE GAU"
WE AR FURRIES AN REDY TU GAU"
As the sound rolled on Chubbybob smiled.. "We Reddy aulride. we reely F*******
reddy"
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The galaxy trembled on the edge of a new era.
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We cannot of course leave this section without answering the question "what is a doat" This is:--
Not a lot more to say really , is there???