This is the intro to the Furries I send out at the start of each game

                                                       Male furry                        Female furry

Allo iss uz der furries....heheheheh
  Weul dis IZ nais isend id. EEr we aul ar geddin reddy ter traid an dat  an den wen we ar gud an reddy we kan aul kick der shid oud ov eech uvva, wad a larf...
TR Greetings fellow aliens.. We the Furrians salute you..

   On der graunds dat aliens shud ged ter know eech uvva I fout I wud ride tu   yu aul an explikerize a bid aboud der furries . I meen yu daun need ter know   dis an probly yu ain inderesded bud ids eer anyway an if yu daun wan yu  daun reed id bud if yu du wan den yu kan reed id anyway... Maiks sens  dunnid???
                  Any way eer gaus . First orf we fout we wud giv yu an  extrakd fraum der galakterik ensyklopeedeer ov raishul types or ter give id
  ids exakered naim:-
TR.. on the grounds that peace is the product of understanding, we send you the following information re the Furrian nation. The first section is taken from Human sources, while the following section is pure Furrian..
 
  " The Galactic encyclopaedia of racial types "  last published in 2379  priced at 24,897 groads
 
  THE FURRIANS

  Size:-    Male 1.5 mtrs tall ....female indistinguishable tend to smell better.

  Mass:-  50 to 60 Kgs

  Appearance:-     apelike in appearance but winged  they have two distinctive features. Primarily they  have two longish thick appendages behind each ear which are in fact sexual  apparatus. This unusual feature caused them many problems in their early  expansionist days. The second and perhaps most distinctive feature  is their appalling smell which can only be described as excretal in nature.  Their bodies are completely covered in fur which is perpetually matted and  evil ponging due to their somewhat disgusting toiletry practices. Cleanliness is certainly not nearest to godliness in fact it is believed that they worship their faeceal droppings..

  Culture:-             They are individually sub normal and have a very rudimentary grasp  on galactic English . They do have certain gifted individuals who are  looked on by their peers as somewhat 2nd class citizens but in times of  extreme misunderstanding can be called on to communicate and translate. As a race they are both gregarious and garrulous and their E mail and game message output can be awesome verging at times on the spam range. They are purely nocturnal and are cave dwellers which they call the hanging places. Their policy is not so much expansion as now you don't see them now you do, They tend to just spread like an oily pool. They are basically cowards with a  huge sense of inquisitiveness and wonder. All round "nice " but foul  smelling. They can't wait to meet you all.
                     I leave you with the words of Grey Wing a leading Furry  philosopher.
  " weul my frends if der krap fids den ware id. "
  "may aul your turds faul fais up an kwikly"
  ".eee hu wades wile der terds tumbel iz leddin id sink in gradurly. "
  ( Grey Wing was incarcerated in a furry asylum for many years)
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                                   Dat waz ridden by a hooman . Ee ses nais  fings aboud uz daun ee.. nau we wud laik tu give yu ower vershun ov wad we
  ar aboud. Iss bedda ter ged id strait fraum der furries mauf ain id???
 
  We iz da Furry Furrians. Furrians iz der rais name and Furry iz ower tribe.   (Komplikeraded aiin id??)  We´s a kinda furry flying alien wiv big wings and liddle pointy ears. we cant see so good but we can here a Daemes Knickers drop at 150 lt yrs....... we likes da dark and in the sun hours we hangs out in da hanging places and builds da turd piles. We´s a friendly kinda aminaul  whom likes to just be peacful . All we wants from life is  peace and quiet, foud and drink n oh yeh ta listen ta Eric Clapton and have the occashunal bonk...we R a funny louking creatures and fer sure our most unusual feetya is da fack dat we got 2 sexual appendages, one behind each ear. Fer a long time uvva aliens called us da dubble dick heads but a lodda blud run unda da bridge for we stopped dat.. We godda anuvva problem too dats a resulda da turd pile prob. see when wes inda hanging places is when we defacates.(das shit ta yu). Da trubble is dat we sleeps anging upside daun an de bits wots dus de crappin is higher dan de rest of us so we gots lods a bits fer da turds ta tuch on da way ta da turd pile . result is we donts smell sa gud. Fak is we smells prutty shiddy  but cos we all smells da same we nevva seems to nodis it but uvva aliens  sumtaims gedda bid rude aboud it and we ave adda lodda probs cossa dat. Im  shure yousn a diplamadik sort en aint gonna cormend but rememba wes got
  feelins too.
                   We ar wad ya call unhasdy we takes our taim aboud fings and  tries nod ta gedd upset cos da hasde is wad addles ya brain. See wee don  ave sex very often cos we daun get asdy we don get woked up aboud nuffin so  we dont bonk dat offen but we god unnuva prob cos when we ged de urge we all ged de urge add da same taim. so da haste cums onnus and wes lorsd cuntrol. Diz lorsa control larsts 10 years, Now 10 years wurf a shagging leaves ya totally f****d an so iss easy afder dat to be unhasdy. werll das really all   der is ta say aboud us so If you wanna say sumfink aboud yerself wes all  ears ( and diks too da way were bild). cant waid ter ere from yer
 
    Chubbybob ov da Furry Furrians
                 keepa of da turd piles and da hangin places.
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  Hi everyone
                    I am bob I am  a second class furry and communicator  borne to serve the chubbybob. I have been asked to tell you that the  Furrians or furries as they prefer to be called, want to be friends with  everybody and to have "nice talks" with everyone. Believe me they will talk  to you even if you don't want to be talked to . (They really are a pain in the arse). They are waiting to hear from each and all of you
 
                        Bob
                      servant to the chubbybob
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IMPORTANT Offense warning:- The Furries are racist and bigoted and very offensive.. Their views are not mine and I use them to ridicule what I find the extremely disgusting human failings of intolerance and racial bias.. Apologies to anyone annoyed by some of the Furries attitudes..