2 Shadows

By: Chibi Kakarot
Characters:-
Shadow the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog
Amy the Hedgehog
Knuckles the Echidna
Pendant (:D)
Shadow the Chao (Immortal hero chaos chao, lv99 stats, will be referred to as StC)

It's a busy day in Station Square. Pendant has had to go to the dentist, so Sonic and Shadow decided to escape the chao garden for supplies.

Sonic: *carrying groceries* Man am I glad Pendant had to go to the dentist. I'm sure he's getting stronger everyday.
Shadow: I know what you mean. But I still can't believe you made me feel through his poop to find the chaos emerald.
Sonic: I would have done it...but I'm, err...allergic to chao poop.
Shadow: surrreeeeee.
*Sonic and Shadow here a rustling one of the bags*
Shadow: Err...what was that?
*Pendant's head appears out of the bag*
Pendant: Hehe, so glad I hid here, mom'll never find me. Wha? YOU TWO?
Sonic: Uh, um, hi Pendant.
Pendant: This isn't chao garden. Where are we?
Shadow: Um...Station Square.
Pendant: YOU WENT OUTSIDE OF THE CHAO GARDEN? *Pendant jumps out of the bag onto Shadow's head and starts pounding Shadow with his fists* WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU?
Shadow: Owww, we were runnin out of food
Pendant: What do you think we have trees for?
Shadow: Um...to climb?
Pendant: WRONG!
*Another rustle is head in the bag. A chao suddenly pops his head up*
Chao: Hi
Pendant: Where did you come from?
Chao: I just got imported from another memory card.
Pendant: huh? Anyway, what's your name?
Chao: Shadow.
Pendant: Dude, that is a really lame name.
Shadow: Hey!
Pendant: Shaddap. *pounds Shadow some more* As I was about to say, before I was interupted, I'd really see the RSPCC (Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Chao) about that name. You should sue. That's cruelty to chao that is.
StC: Whatever. I like it.

Unsuspectingly, Amy walks around the corner
Pendant, Sonic and Shadow: Aiieeeeee
Amy: Hi ^_^
Sonic: Uh, Amy, we're kinda busy right now.
Pendant: stepping away* Is she still contagious?
Amy: *spots StC* Awwww, so cute.
StC: ...
Amy *picks up StC and hugs him* sooooo cute!
StC: ^_^ See, everyone likes me. I'm just so lovable.
Pendant: Dude, how can you just stay there and let her do that to you? Not only is it sick, but she's...contagious.
StC: What can I say? I like the attention.
Pendant: Bah!

Back in the chao garden, StC is sleeping
Pendant: *walks up to StC and pokes him* Oi, wake up.
StC: Wha? Yaaaaawwwwnnnnnn.
Pendant: Now listen here, I havn't  seen you be mean to anyone, and quite frankly I don't like it. So I want you to get out.
StC: *pulls out his earplugs* Wha?
Pendant: You weren't listening? *kicks StC*
StC: *blinking surprised* What was that for?
Pendant: For not listening.
StC: Meh, whatever. You need to work on your technique dude, seriously. *goes back to sleep*
Pendant: Bah! *sees Sonic and Shadow hiding* Ah ha! There you are.
Shadow: For the love of...hi Pendant.
Pendant: Mate
Shadow: Excuse me
Pendant: You weren't listening! *kicks Shadow* now mate.
Sonic: I think we'd find that a little hard.
Pendant: Hmm, you're right. Stay here. *runs off and comes back holding a pink dress* (to Shadow) Put this on.
Shadow: But...
Pendant: Put it on now.
Shadow: *sigh* *puts on the dress*
StC: *Wakes up and walks over to them* What's goin on here?
Pendant: They're mating
StC: *yawns* Oh, that's nice. They're WHAT?
Pendant: Mating
Shadow: How come you didn't kick him? He wasn't listening.
Pendant: I, uh...dont hurt him.
Shadow: You don't hurt him? *rolls on the floor laughing*
Pendant: grr... *kicks Shadow*
StC: Can I watch?
Pendant: Sure
Shadow: Why do I have to wear the dress?
Sonic: Yeah, why can't I wear it?
Pendant: Because I said so. Now mate.
Sonic: Ok, but, uh, we'll need somewhere private.
Pendant: Why?
Sonic: So we can mate. We don't want people to watch do we?
Pendant: Why not? You make chao mate in public.
StC: Heeheeheeheeheehee
Shadow: Um...ok. WOW! What's that over there? *points behind Pendant*
Pendant: Wha?
Shadow: RUUUUUNNNNNNNN

Sonic and Shadow run to the hero garden and hide behind the fountain
Shadow: I don't think he'll look in here.
Sonic: So, um, Shadow, can I have the dress?
Shadow: What? Why?
Sonic: Um...no reason.
Shadow: Here. I'm not even gonna think about what you're gonna do in it. *takes off the dress*
StC: So, you mated yet?
Sonic: Wha? How did you find us?
StC: Not hard, I just followed.
Sonic: Wow, you must be fast.
StC: *Sees Pendant* Oh wow, there's Pendant. OVER HERE!!
Shadow: What? Nooooo.
Pendant: Here you are. Hmm, I don't see an egg yet. You havn't mated yet have you? *kicks Sonic and Shadow*
Shadow: Um...of course we have. Didn't you see the baby hedgehog pass you. Oh no. *groans*
Amy: Hi. So this is where you're all hiding. Neat.
StC: Group hug!
Pendant, Sonic and Shadow: Uh...
Pendant: But she's contagious.
StC: I said group hug...
Pendant: But...
StC: *kicks Pendant* Do it!
Pendant: Hey, that's what I do
Knuckles: Hi guys.
StC: Great, someone else to join the group hug.
Knuckles: Bye guys.
StC: Coward...Anyway, come on people, let's have a group hug.
*Everyone except StC and Amy are reluctent, but do it anyway just to shut StC up*
Shadow: Happy now? We've done it, and don't have to do it ever again, and have nothing to remind us of it.
StC: Wanna bet?
Pendant: Huh? What. Do. You. Mean. Wanna. Bet?
StC: I set up a camera ^_^ I'm gonna post this on the kindergarten bulletin board now.
Pendant, Sonic and Shadow: Nooooooo

*Sonic and Shadow run off into the horizon, with Pendant riding on Shadow's head pounding him to go faster*

The End