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Battles: Note: Teal Indicates Webmaster text. Battle #41: You really shouldn't click this. Date: 04-28-02 Location: Eclipse HQ Player: TRYING reverse PSYCHOLOGY? I've tried everything else.. YEP... *cough* DUM de DUM This is the last time we start a battle with one of these little banters. UH huh Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Lich Must... escape....death trap FUZZY SOCK FLOWERS leer AT you! LICH halls MITCH'S CORPSE out of THE FIELD of FLOWERS! Wait a minute...he's corpse and I'm the equivalent of a ArchNecromancer so..... D'OH! LICH ressurects MITCH! MITCH: ....what happened? I resurected you, there might be few side effects though. MITCH: Like what? MITCH's arm FELL off! Something like that. COMPUTER TERMINAL: WARNING! WARNING! Self-destruct imminent! Five days to EVAC! CRAP! We better get out of-FIVE DAYS?! Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty; Bridge Player: GigaVirus FIVE DAYS?!?! VIRAL TROOPER: Yes sir. Whose bright idea was it to have a five day count down? VIRAL TROOPER: Yours sir. You dare question ME?! GIGAVIRUS points his HAND at VIRAL TROOPER! No effect! Why aren't you choking? VIRAL TROOPER: You do not control the force sir. Bah. Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Lich DEMONS appeared! YOU know WHAT their NAMES ARE! TIMMY: I don't. WELL, no ONE cares ABOUT you! TIMMY: :( Touche Narrator. I'M JUST SICK AND TIRED OF TYPING OUT THEIR NAMES! Narrator, your using the caps.... DEMONS wish to SPEAK now! ... ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THATS IT! I'M CHANGING YOUR NAMES TO THEIR REAL, SHORTER FORMS! NO! YOU FOOL! WHAT ABOUT THE PLOT!? PLOT SHMOT! That wasn't very clever. Shaddap. ITCHY SOCK DEMON was RENAMED to DEB JIKONI! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON was RENAMED to ROBBY JIKONI! GOWTKATPOO DEMON was RENAMED to SKYLER JIKONI! MITCH: ... Mind explaining? ROBBY JIKONI: Of course I mind? How would YOU like to tell your back-story? Huh? HUH?! DEB JIKNONI: Oh just tell them ¬¬ ROBBY JIKONI: Oh fine. Well, if you remember correctly, when I left off last time I was explaining istoria. So, after Kythie/Kite finished his invention and activated it. The transferer used the PokeBattles Network to find and locate every Webmaster that had owned a version, when they logged on they were transferred to their versions and never seen in the real world again. As the webmasters were sucked in Kythite/Kite activated phase two. He used the istoria to drain the istoria that seperated the versions. This happened right after the webmaster's fell from the portal's to Earth, and as the versions merged, something unexpected happened. As the versions merged the character's of the versions merged with the webmasters, changing their appearences to fit their version. When everything was done, all the istoria of PokeBattles, save the character's own, belonged to Kythite/Kite, and as the former webmaster's looked upon themselves, most were terrified, some were intrigued, and some were just plain happy, but one person was different from the rest, he organized the webmaster's and began his search to find out what was going one, he was the Almighty One, now known as the Great One. On that day Kite changed his name to Kythite and liberated 3 of his most trust worthy friends, and one random person so the team would be a nice even four, from their 'version' bodies, or demon bodies as they were called, to be his generals. MITCH: zzzzz LICH thwacks MITCH with her STAFF! MITCH: zzzz-OW! What? Idiot ¬¬. ROBBY JIKONI: I'M TELLING TO TELL A PLOT ADVANCING STORY HERE! Anyway, Kythite sent out his army of Narrators to search for us, but we eluded them. As we searched for a way out of that nightmare, we stumbled upon a webmaster who had come to our universe for someone to write a filler for him.When we heard of this we immiediatly jumped through the portal. The Great One decided to stay there and keep watch over the portal, later he split his power into four beings and sent them down to Earth, he named them after the four fiends of old... I remember this... ROBBY JIKONI: Eventually, a great power disturbed the portal and made it grow to a full fledged worm-hole, destroying half the planet's surface with it. When we saw this, we knew it was time to evacuate the Great One. I believe you know the rest of this tale.. MITCH: Wait a minute, you mean that this entire adventure that we'll most likely kill us all was caused because the webmaster was to lazy to write a battle? Ehehehe...Funny how things turn out, huh? ^^; MITCH: KILL! WEBMASTER ran away! WEBMASTER came BACK! MITCH: PREPARE TO DIE! COMPUTER TERMINAL: WARNING! WARNING! Five minutes to EVAC! The hell? Five days couldn't have passed already! Oh, that. I left my computer on and went for a five day vacation. .... MITCH: .... ROBBY JIKONI: .... DEB JIKONI: .... SKYLER JIKONI: ... GIGAVIRUS: ..... ESPAR: .... .... COMPUTER TERMINAL: WARNING! WARNING! Four minutes to EVAC! ALL: RUN! EVERYBODY is RUNNING! GIGAVIRUS: MOVE MOVE MOVE! VIRAL TROOPS are RUNNING! ESPAR: YAH MULES! YAH! VIRAL TROOPS are NEIGHING o_O?! EXIT is IN SIGHT! GREAT ONE: Hi guys, could you perhaps let me out of this- EVERYBODY ran PAST without NOTICING! GREAT ONE: Bah. Location: Outside Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Lich WE MADE IT! *BOOM* SKYLER JIKONI: Wait a minute, weren't the other webmaster's in there?!? GIANT CYCLONE OF ISTORIA emerges from the WRECKAGE! Oh dear. MITCH: This isn't good. GIANT CYCLONE OF ISTORIA rams INTO the WORM-HOLE! WORM-HOLE'S SIZE greatly ROSE! REALITY is in CRITICAL CONDITION! AGAIN?! Yes, again. ROBBY JIKONI: We better get out of here, this place will be crawling with Narrators soon MITCH, LICH, and THE DEMONS prepare to LEAVE! MITCH: Coming GigaVirus? GIGAVIRUS: Like I have a choice. MITCH, LICH, and THE DEMONS have joined the VIRAL TROOP! Glad to have you- HEY! GIGAVIRUS: *snicker* Location: Eclipse HQ Player: WELL, that WASN'T too BAD! Oh that was bad, I even have a good idea what were going to get. OH? Imagine Snow's BQ. UH huh. Now put that on the CK scale. SO, about 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000001 then? Yep. Now, divide that by two. EEP. Comments on this battle

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