Battles 31-35

Recap: In our last episode, the 5 forces of Eclipse Version were sucked into the worm-hole. But one must wonder, where does this wormhole lead? To Earth? To a parrallel reality? Or perhaps another version that the Webmaster is making? But no one in there right minds would do that, unless they were made of lead, or perhaps some other metal. And of course, what will they find there? Nobody knows. Except Robby. Wait a minute, why would he know that? He doesn't run this version. And why am I still talking? Ok, your begining to annoy the audience. But I'm not done yet... The recap is over. Fine. Battle #35: Of wormholes amd a-holes Date: 02-17-02 Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: GigaVirus Minions, we are at least near the end of our quest, I have already recieved our demon catcher, soon there powers will be ours! That is so dan vague it isn't funny. I thought it was rather imformative. VIRALS: Yay GOGO: Psst What? GOGO: We never got the Demon catcher things.... ....great. I guess will have to go to Plan B. GOGO: Oh no. GIGAVIRUS hit the BUTTON marked PLAN B! MANY LITTLE SHIPS were DEPLOYED! ....they look like Pac-Man. Location: Inside the wormhole Player: That gust of wind that knocks all the papers out of your hand Demon Bah, I didn't expect us to be going home so soon. The Great one must have gotten impatient. ITCHY SOCK DEMON: Don't complain, it will be nice to be home. I suppose, hopefully J- SILENCE! *WHAM* SILENCE: The plot has been saved. SILENCE vanishes! YOU WILL NOT SPOIL THIS PLOT! Ow. ITCHY SOCK DEMON: ...that wasn't kawaii. Go- BE SILENT! *WHAM* SILENT: Zzzz SILENT vanished! Your not allowed to utter that catch phrase either. Ow ITCHY SOCK DEMON: Might as well listen to the r- Red text. ITCHY SOCK DEMON: Right, what else would I call you? I dunno. EVIL PAC-MEN appeared! EVIL PAC-MEN: Munch munch crunch crunch. FOOD! EVIL PAC-MAN devoured ITCHY SOCK DEMON! ITCHY SOCK DEMON: omg nooooo! *CHOMP* ....AHHHHHHH! THAT GUST OF WIND THAT KNOCKS ALL THE PAPERS OUT OF YOUR HAND DEMON was DEVOURED! ARGH! *CHOMP* Location: Halberd II Player: Meta Knight Bah, I'm glad we got away from them. They were insane. META AXE: Look whose talking. THATS INSUBORDINATION! META KNIGHT hits THE BUTTON! META AXE fell into the REACTOR! Anymore comments? META AXE: YOU IDIOT! THERE IS NO FIRE DOWN HERE! .... META AXE: And you removed the bloody guns, how am I supposed to die down here? Excuse me. META KNIGHT picks up a PHONE! Yes he's still alive. No, there isn't any fire down there. Yah alright. META KNIGHT puts the phone down! META AXE: Hello there. So he finally sent someone down-OW! WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME?! Now that thats taken care of- META AXE: YOU DIE NOW! AXE DECAPITATION! *THWACK* *WUMP* META AXE is climbing up the CHUTE! .... META MACE: CLOSE THE TRAPDOOR YOU FOOL! ..riight. META KNIGHT hits THE BUTTON! HATCH CLOSED! IT thwacked META AXE in the PROCESS! Yes, perfect. MWUAHAHA! META KNIGHT does the DR. EVIL PINKY THING! FINGER still can't reach! Hand me my sword. META MACE: But sir, I wouldn't do that... Just give it to me! META MACE: Fine. META MACE hands META KNIGHT his SWORD! META KNIGHT does the DR. EVIL PINKY THING again! META KNIGHT impaled himself! o.O OW! META MACE: Told you. Location: Inside the wormhole Player: Lich Guys... TIAMAT: Yes, what is it? Did you notice that we are the only ones left? TIAMAT looks behind him! MANY EVIL PAC-MEN leer at YOU! EVIL PAC-MEN: Munch munch crunch crunch. TIAMAT: ...no I didn't notice that. KARY: Neither did I. KRAKEN: *flop* Did you also notice that the Great One is right in front of us? GREAT ONE: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! :) TIAMAT: Greetings KARY: Yo KRAKEN: Word to your mother. ... KARY:.... TIAMAT:... GREAT ONE:.... KRAKEN: I mean *flop* GREAT ONE: I'm sorry about this, but I'm gonna have to eat you. kk? :) GREAT ONE opens his MOUTH! TIAMAT was SUCKED IN! TIAMAT: NOOOOOOOO! *CHOMP* KARY was SUCKED IN! KARY: NOOOOOOOO! *CHOMP* KRAKEN was SUCKED IN! KRAKEN: I'M NOT JUST A FISH! I HAVE FEELINGS- *CHOMP* OH NO YOU DON'T! LICH casts XXXX! MILLIONS of PORN MAGAZINES RAIN FROM THE SKY! .... GREAT ONE just kind of SITS there! o.O LICH sneaks away! NARRATOR glances at the MAGAZINES! NARRATOR tilts HEAD! I didn't know people could BEND like that, and this one is just ewww..That dog was not necessary. Location: ER's Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Mitch LOUD BANGING is HEARD! What could that be? DARKROJIN: Probably those Pac-Men things. No, there over there, dragging that big thing into the Fortress of Fourty. DARKROJIN: I guess, I'll go open the hatch. DARKROJIN opens the HATCH! LICH falls IN! DARKROJIN: ...you are? LICH: I am LICH! A great Black Magician. Really? You look like a Two Year-old. LICH: What are you talking about? Your two feet tall. LICH: Oh, that. That'll change when pass the halfway point. In fact there it is now. Location: Inside the wormhole, Toll Booth Player: Toll Man FORCES OF ECLIPSE appear! Hello there, welcome to the Halfway point. In order to pass you must pay one yen. JPG: Thats pretty cheap, lets see here... GIGAVIRUS: HA! I'm not paying! FORTRESS OF FOURTY zoomed PASS! So did ER'S SHIP, THE HALBERD II, and JPG'S OGE! JPG: Sorry, but I don't have any yen. .... TOLL MAN looks ANGRY! o.O THEY BROKE MY CROSSING GUARD! Uh oh. THATS IT! ALL ASKED FOR WAS ONE YEN! BUT DO THEY PAY NO! Calm down Toll Man... I'M SICK OF THIS! I MUST MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF THEM! Now let's not get drastic.. EAT TOLL JUJU! TOLL MAN casts EVIL BAD JUJU TOLL CURSE! CLIFFHANGER activated! BATTLE ended! Comment on this battle Battle #34: Battle of the Five Four Armies Location: Somewhere near the sprialing vortex. Player: Nothing, the webmaster's right-hand man Date: 02-10-02 Excellent, this plot should-hey, wheres the white text? Dunno. This was supposed to be a fanfic! WHERE IS FANFIC NARRATOR?! Well, after the explosion, Me and Sound Narrator were fine while Fanfic was.... evacuating the stragglers under JPG's oge. Oh shiznit. So he's probably in some alternate reality, right? Knowing this version, yes. You go looking for him, in the meantime Battle Beginner Narrator shall take your place. NARRATOR zooms off! zzzzz WAKE UP! Huh what? Oh yeah. Battle #35: - NO YOU MORON! YOUR GOING TO BE A NARATOR! ....a real one? Yes. I'M GOING TO BE A REAL BOY! ...you have no gender. It then. So go narrate the battle or something. Will do! Location: A wee bit closer to the spiraling vortex. Player: GigaVirus KEFKA: UWEHEHEHE! CELES: hahaha! GESTAHL: HAHAHA! Yes yes, all goes according to plan, oh and take off those mimics, were in a fanfic now, the narator won't know. KEFKA: Oh fuddy duddy. CELES: Oh poo GESTAHL: Bah KEFKA and GESTAHL vanished! CELES transformed into....GOGO?! WHAT THE?! Narration? This can't be good.. Fanfic Narrator was blown to Kingdom come. Hmmm? So the version needs a New Fanfic Narrator, MissingNo- No, he was literally blown to kingdom come. Location: Kingdom Come HELP! BIBLO: HI MOM! Location: A wee bit closer to the sprialing vortex Player: Gogo This is all very intresting, but exactly what am I supposed to do now? ER is approaching! GIGAVIRUS: Go deal with them when they arrive, they won't be able to fight themselves. Correct. GOGO leaves! GIGAVIRUS: At this rate, those Demons will be mine to command and the network will be mine Location : Bridge of the SS Daragen Player: Mitch I'M ALIVE! AND I GOT AIRTIME! WOOHOO! ...who resurrected him? DARKROJIN: That would be me. ahem. SILENCE! DARKROJIN: NOO- *WHAM* SILENCE: I DISRESPECT YOU! SILENCE ran away! So, where is the Doompuff spinoff? DARAGEN: I'm right here Where? DARAGEN: HERE! ..your the ship? DARAGEN: Of course I'm the ship, I'm a metamorph you twit. ...you got them to trust you how? DARAGEN: Free unlmited internet access. .... MITCH AND VARIOUS crew are playing RO! ...figures. LOTS OF FIGHTING can be seen OUTSIDE! DOMAT are heading towards the SPIRALING VORTEX! METAKNIGHT'S FORCES are heading towards GIGA'S fleet! EASTERN RENEGADES are heading for GIGA'S FLEET! BQ is going down the HOLE! Location: The Hole Player: BQ WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BQ is falling! BQ passed VARIOUS TERRIBLE VERSIONS! ....BQ passed SNOW! STOP THE MADNESS! NARRATOR is going to VOMIT! Location: Somewhere near the Spiraling Vortex NARRATOR blows CHUNKS! Location: Giga's Flying Fortress of [Rating Pending] Player: GigaVirus ..what the? Where in the world did all of these green asteriods come from? You don't want to know. No really, where did they come from? NARRATOR opens his DISEMBODIED MOUTH! .....EWWWWW SICK! HALBERD II draws NEAR! Command? .... HALBERD II attacks! *WHAM* META SABRE: ARR! WE BE BOARDING YE! META PEGLEG: ARR! MANY META UNIT'S swarm the place! META MAN: Meta meta Uhhh... ER appears! ER board your ship! Command? ....Launch Escape pod? Command accepted! ESCAPE POD launched! ... You didn't say you entered it first :P Activate the Secondary Fortress of [rating pending]! KK HALF OF THE SHIP BROKE away! NEW SHIP flys towards the SPRILING VORTEX! OLD SHIP, also heads in that DIRECTION! Location: Right in front of the (you guessed it) Spiraling Vortex Player: Lich KARY: Is the ceremony almost ready? TIAMAT: Yes, the Great One shall arrive soon. KRAKEN: *flop* Guys, I just noticed something. TIAMAT: What is it? Remember how it said that 104 of us were here? TIAMAT: No. Date: Past Location: Near the Spiraling Vortex Player: Tiamat 104 DEMONS appeared! Date: Present Location: Right in front of the Sprialing Vortex Player: Lich Remember now? TIAMAT: I'm pretty sure that did not happen, but I remember it now o.o I love messing with flashbacks *cough* TIAMAT: Right, now what were you discussing? Well, it said 104, but there should be 103 since we kicked Typewriter out... TYPEWRITER DEMON: About time you people figured it out. .... TIAMAT: TYPERWRITER! KARY: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?! KRAKEN: *flop* LICH backs away! TYPEWRITER: I jumped off of Ding Star, thank the Great One it was over this system. TIAMAT: Well, now that your back. PREPARE TO DIE! TYPEWRITER: Fools, I was always the great ones favorite, your nothing but divisions of his power. Tiamat: Power of live, Kraken: Power of others, Kary: Power of origin , and Lich: Power of communication. Your not even real demons, merely shells of the Great One. TIAMAT: Lies, we are true beings. KARY: The Great One put us in charge, deal with it 'favorite', were better then you. KRAKEN: *flop* I don't like the looks of this.. TYPEWRITER DEMON: You doubt me? Fine, I'll start the ceremony. TYPEWRITER: ¤Neelk voonai ella nellius entei VARIA!¤ ....O_O; Location: Giga's Flying Fortress of Fourty Player: GigaVirus Its about time they got back to me with the rating...what the- O_O Location: Formerly Giga's Flying Fortress of Fourty, now know as the MetER's Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: MetaKnight Fine, now that we've got the ships name, done we can conquer the world! META KNIGHT does the DR. EVIL PINKY thing! HOWEVER, he can't reach his mouth! Noooooo MITCH: What in the world? O_O O_O Location: JPG's Oge Player: JPG HE DID WHAT?! JOLTY: Yep, yep thats what he did. HE DIES NOW! JPG'S OGE grows an ENGINE o_O! JPG'S OGE rockets off to the SPIRALING VORTEX! JOLTY: BYE! JOLTY vanishes! When I get my hands on him-what the? O_O Location: Spiraling Vortex Player: Nobody, the Webmaster's Trusty sidekick Do it. But, I don't have any experience... JUST READ THE SCRIPT! We need someone to do this. Fine. NARRATOR gives NOBODY WHITE TEXT! *ehem* As all the forces of Eclipse drew near to the object of many a battle the vortex began to pulsate, rippling the fabric of space. Soon, the ripples began to widen the horizon of the vortex, the point of no return. As it widened, a light could be seen in the distance from within in the portal. Typewriter could be heard laughing as he and his fellow demons, including the four Fiends were sucked in. As the two vessels, MetaKnight and the ER commanded one, the other was Giga's. They two, were pulled in, and last and certainly least (according to himself anway), JPG and his OGE were sucked in as well. Soon even the Narrator was sucked in, the webmaster, the Sound Narrator, and even meeeeeeee-AHHHHH! BATTLE ENDED! Location: Kingdom Come? I just wanna go home.... ENOUGH OF THIS! WORLD vanished! What the? Who are you? ...well hehehe Who is this mysterious figure? Where is all of Eclipse version going? What am I still doing here-AHHHH! ENDING NARRATOR was SUCKED IN! Comment on this battle Battle #33: Prelude to a Battle Date: 01-27-02 Location: Webmaster's Office Player: Nothing, the webmaster's trusty lackey/side kick So, what to do today....I KNOW! ...wasn't I supposed to kill you? I gave you raises remember? Oh yeah, the whole Lets do it now, it won't be funny esque aqua thing. Lies, I didn't copy them Sure. Now back to my idea, we should have three multiple plots! ...why? EVERBODY'S DOING IT! ... Sandy already did all the paper work so.. ECLIPSE merged with plots A, B, and C! ..no visible change! How? There should be some change, I'm sure that I would have done something different with them- Apparently in Plot B you didn't even bother to restart Eclipse. ... And in Plot C Eclipse was deleted because you were high on Banana muffins and deleted the page! And you never fixed it because you got amnesia from said muffins. ....lies, Banana Muffins do not get me high. SUURE! ..well that was a bust, I suppose we'll just have to go back to our "secret" plot As if they didn't know what it was. Location: Halberd II's meeting room Player: OMG I never saw that coming! < Valefor > OMG who is it? < Kaseki > it's SEXY < mr_sir > o.o;... Why are you doing that? Because...EVERYBODY IS DOING IT! .... Player: Meta Knight Location: Halberd II's Meeting Room Now explain to my why this happened to my sword? META MACE: I don't know what your talking about. It was always like that. You make me angry by doing this. And when I get angry Mr. Sword gets upset. META CHAIN: Here it comes. And when Mr. Sword gets angry....PEOPLE DIE! META KNIGHT pushes a BUTTON! ...nothing happened! WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU DIE?! META MACE: We don't have a a "chair falls back into flaming pit" button. META CHAIN: Just one that serves coffee. Fine, then I guess we'll move onto our plans. I suggest that we create a lack of Kirby games to make the fans go insane! hahaha! META CHAIN: Thats already happened sir. META MACE: Yes, the fans are going insane. Drat, how about we just blow stuff up? META CHAIN: That'll do META MACE: Hooray Player: Tiamat Location: Eclipse City LICH: VIOLENCE! BLOOD! DEATH! LICH runs around SCREAMING! KRAKEN is TERRORIZING little CHILDREN! KRAKEN: *flop* CHILDREN: AHHHHH! CHILDREN ran away! KARY is...BARBECUING?! KARY: Mm... Hot dogs! DOGS look SCARED o.O! Who new taking over this planet would be so easy.. NARRATOR points out you have only taken over ONE CITY! One city, one world whats the difference. Its actually 1/2 a world now. ...what are you talking about? WHEN was the LAST time you LOOKED up? Few weeks ago. Oi. Well look up! TIAMAT looked up! ...guys you should look at this! LICH looked UP! KARY looked UP! KRAKEN looked UP! DOMATs looked UP! HUGE spiraling VORTEX leered AT you! .... LICH: ... KRAKEN: .... KARY: ..... DOMATS: ..... Demons rise, were heading up there! LICH: This is our chane to bring back the Great One. KARY: Soon our mission shall be over. KRAKEN: *flop* LICH, KRAKEN, KARY, and TIAMAT begin to fly UPWARDS! DOMATS are rising! *BONK* Maybe we should rise in a less crowded area LICH: Agreed. Location: Halberd II's Bridge Player: Meta Knight Are you sure I don't have a son named Scott? META CHAIN: Yes. Or a a clone that is like me in every way except that he's 1/8 my height? META AXE: YES! Fudge. CAPTAIN: Sir, I've detected a mass of 104 bogies heading our way! Engines to full power, activate the Main Cannon CAPTAIN: We've detected a fleet of war ships heading this way! WHAT?! We can't handle them all! Launch all Capsule-Js anything to stop them! Location: Near the Spiraling Vortex Player: GigaVirus Yes, I shall be able to use that vortex to travel throughout the network, conquering all! How nice of you to say your plans out loud, I thought I was gonna have to ask you. ..curses. So, were'd did you get the fleet of inter-stellar warships? You wouldn't believe how easy it is to conquer the world when half of it is blown up. Location: Dark City Player: Extras BIG TV SCREEN: Giga loves you. You love Giga. Giving Giga your money and labor would please Giga. We must obey the great Giga. .... Location : Near the Spiraling Vortex Player: GigaVirus You monster. Thank you. So, whose running this anyway? Why, me and my generals of course. CELES: Hi. LEO: Yo KEFKA: Hihihi GESTAHL: I AM NOT A GENERAL! I AM THE RULER OF THE EMPIRE! Aren't three of them supposed to be dead? Naw. The webmaster only got 5 minutes into the game. Okay then. CELES: Sir, were detecting two fleets heading for us! Just as I expected, launch the fighters. KEFKA: I'll go man the REALLY BIG cannon. ANOTHER FLEET appears! What the? FLEET was renamed EASTERN RENEGADES aka the ECLIPSE REVOLUTION ARMY! Or ER. This might prove to be trouble, I can't fight a successful hospital drama. Now all I need is one more army for a hobbit refrence. EAGLES appeared! OH NO YOU DON'T! EAGLES exploded due to lack of an ATMOSPHERE! Ruin my fun. Prepare for battle! To be continued in the battle of the Five Four Armies. Comment on this battle. Battle #32: Uprising (oooo... serious title) Date: 01-20-02 Location: Field #300 Player: They have their own text colors, they don't need a player! NARRATOR cracks his KNUCKLES! SOUND NARRATOR cracks his FINGERS! As Fanfic Narrator brought his hands together, and with a swift push, cracked his digits. MWUHAHAHA! NOW YOU ARE DOOMED TO HAVE ARTHRITIS IN YOUR OLD AGE! NYAHAHAHA! ... ... ...KILL HIM! NARRATOR used NARRATION'S LEGACY! SOUND NARRATOR used SOUND EFFECT'S LEGACY! Fanfic Narrator glared at the Webmaster, and in a burst of white letters, blasted him (FANFIC'S LEGACY) ATTACKS are going strong! ...ummm...uhhh.. EXTRA SHIELD! WEBMASTER used EXTRA SHIELD! RANDOM EXTRA died! Cheap. Boo. Fanfic Narrator glares. Now to finish this. WEBMASTER used SUMMON! *rumble rumble* As the earth shook, a large black object loomed over the horizon, it was so large it blocked out the sun. What the hell is that? Its so huge! Can't be J's ego, his blocks out the sky. FOOLS! IT IS MY EGO! ...you have an ego? Since when? Why wasn't I informed of this? You do realize that I got an 8 BQ two weeks ago right? ... ... ....oh shi- GIG'S EGO: MORTALS! BOW BEFORE ME! NARRATOR ran away! SOUND EFFECTS NARRATOR ran away! The Fanfic Narrator turned himself and prepared himself for- Screw it. FANFIC NARRATOR ran away! Location: Somewhere FAR AWAY Player: They have their own text colors, they don't need a player! Hey you! ... ... ..? YEAH YOU! WHY DIDN'T I GET TO TALK AT THE LAST LOCATION? o_O; O_o; FanFic Narrator raises an eyebrow. I WANT TO BATTLE DANG IT! Who would name their son "They have their own text colors, they don't need a player!" anyway? There some many extras, of course their gonna run out of original names. Just the other day I saw one called 'Do you know the muffin man and his house of clay?' . ... ... way to much information HEY! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME! ..go away. Someone kick him. And thus the Fanfic Narrator punted the extra away. FWOOSH So how are we going to get rid that ego? Well I have a plan but its risky. What is it? Yeah? Well, it is highly dangerous but it is our only hope. As they spoke a black object loomed over the horizon slowly, slowly reaching toward them and it laughed. ....HURRY UP! Well, in order to do it I must summon JPG's oge, opposite of ego for the laymen, and tell it to do the unthinkable. Which is? ..you don't mean? Yes. I can't believe we've sunk to this, but I'll go warn the planet, this could have a world-wide devastation. I'll stay here, someone has to narrate. Location: Gig's Ego Player: Nobody Yes, perfect, soon those pitiful fools will get what they deserve. Hey you! Why can't I talk! Shut up nobody, my trusty side-kick. Bah humbug. SOUND NARRATOR used SUMMON! JPG'S OGE appeared! THE BLOODY THING BLOTS OUT THE SKY! ..and sends Eclipse's moon into the sun do to gravitational forces. There go the tides. Hey, what could they be doing that involves- or dear god no. Location: Somewhere FAR AWAY, not far away now but meh. ERICMHE: Would you people stop channeling my spirit! Shadap. Player: People. JPG'S OGE: *sigh* I suck so much, why have you called my miserable presence here? I want you to say that...... Giga's Ego sucks. JPG'S OGE: Ok. SOUND NARRATOR zooms OFF! NARRATOR zooms OFF! Location: Eclipse Town Player: Captain. RADIO DUDE: We get signal. Mainscreen turn on. SOUND NARRATOR: I want you to say that...... Giga's Ego sucks JPG's OGE: Ok .... RADIO DUDE:... VARIOUS COMPUTER PEOPLE:.... CODE BLUE CODE BLUE! WE GOT BLUE! SOUND THE ALARM! *WOOP WOOP* GENERAL: Whats all the commotion? We've got a code blue, sir. GENERAL: You don't mean... Yes, JPG's Oge is going to say someone sucks GENERAL:... Location: Other side of the Planet Player: Billions of extras. Well, the word got out. What makes you say that? Well, considering the fact that THE ENTIRE POPULATION MIGRATED OVER HERE, yeah I'd say that was a good assumption. Agreed. So whose going to Narrate it? Not me. Not me Not me Well I guess we'll just narrate it from here. Hey, look, I have this handy TV, lets watch. LET US SEE! NYARG! ARG! THE PAIN! Don't ever talk in unison like that again! SORRY. NYARG! Location: Other side of the World Player: Nobody IdontwannadieIdontwannadieIdontwannadieIdontwannadie! GIG'S EGO prays! JPG'S OGE: You.... I'M SORRY FOR THOSE TOYS STOLE FROM THAT TOY STORE! JPG'S OGE: Guys.... GIG'S EGO: I'M SORRY FOR EXISTING! JPG'S OGE: Really... I'M SORRY FOR THAT INCIDENT WITH THE VACUUM! ...too much info. GIG'S EGO punts NOTHING away! Goodbye world! JPG'S OGE: SUCK *BOOM* THE PLANET'S EASTERN HEMISPHERE WENT BOOM! EASTERN HEMISPHERE fainted! ....what the hell is that? SPIRALING VORTEX appeared! SPIRALING VORTEX: Yes. All according to plan-HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID VORTEX! I'M NOT DONE WITH MY EVIL DIALOGU- SPIRALING VORTEX: What is that sir? Don't know. Looks like Kirby. ..Kirby is not a spiraling Vortex. HOW DO YOU KNOW?! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM!?Yes, several times. He's ate me twice. Oh right. Well steer the Halberd II into the Vortex Captain.Alrighty. Who are these mysterious people? What are the doing? Why didn't that guy get to finish his dialogue? Why am I still here? KITE: meh. ERICMHE: I AM NOT DEAD! SO WOULD YOU ALL STOP CHANNELING MY SPIRIT! Comment on this battle Battle #31: Special effects are a nonrenewable resource! Location: Somewhere......OVER THE RAINBOW We don't have a rainbow. Gah Location: Somewhere.....OVER THE RAINBOW... Eclipse. Player: Cronus Date: 01-06-02 Hmmm.. the name sounds villainish. I am a villain. And why's that? Because I am.....CRONUS, MASTER OF ALL TIME! *KRAKA-BOOM* DOG: WOOF! GIRL: WHY?!?! GIRL ran away! .....the hell? Didn't you here what I just said? Yeah your Cronus, time yadda yadda. Thats not what I said. Thats exactly what you said. No, I said, I am... CRONUS MASTER OF ALL TIME! *KRAKA-BOOM* DOG: WOOF! GIRL: WHY?! GIRL ran away! ....don't say that ever again. You mean don't say-URK NARRATOR bounds and GAGS CRONUS! Now, answer me this, what is your name? mmmph Whats that boy? Trouble at the well! I BETTER GO! NARRATOR ZOOMS to the WELL! Location: Well Player: Timmy Hey, there's no trouble here! HELP! STUPID CRONUS MASTER OF ALL TIME! *KRAKA-BOOM* DOG: WOOF! TIMMY: WHY? TIMMY ran away! ...how the hell did he run out of a well? Only someone with an expertise in wells, such as myself, could do it. ....where did you come from? EEP! TIMMY ran away..again! Wait a minute, I LEFT THAT GUY BACK THERE! Location: Somewhere over Eclipse Player: Cronus NARRATOR ZOOMS back! LAWYER: Hello and I'm Cronus' lawyer. ..and I care because? LAWYER: I'm Cronus' lawyer and he has informed that you have said his name without the desired sound affect. So? LAWYER: The Webmaster signed this contract stating that when my Client's name is said, there must be an affect. You mean everytime anybody says his name there must be an affect? LAWYER: Yes. Well screw this. DOG: yeah! GIRL: I'm not screaming "why" everytime he says his name. I quit! DOG: So do I! GIRL: Me too! FOOLS! You can't quit because your fired! *BOOM* DOG exploded! DOG died! *BOOM* GIRL exploded! GIRL died! ....well? You expect me to make the sound effect for my own death? ..sadly yes. BUT! I shall lay you off instead. You can't do that! Oh yes I can! THATS IT! I'M SICK AND TIRED OF IT! All we do is give and give, but do we get anything, NO! YEAH! You fired Recap Narrator and End Text Narrator and made Fanfic Narrator do their jobs! YEAH! I can't stand the extra work, and End Text and Recap were good friends of mine you sick person! Now guys, I can see your in a bad mood so- NARRATOR wants to fight! SOUND NARRATOR wants to fight! FANFIC NARRATOR wants to fight! I'm just going to run away now. Can't escape! ..crap. What you expect me to say something? Well, I'M GOING TO KICK WERE GOING TO KICK HIS ARSE THATS WHAT! Comment on this Battle!

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