Battles 36-40

Battles: Note: Teal Indicates Webmaster text. Battle #40: I got the no title blues.... Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Narrator, how goes the search for Fanfic Narrator? Not very well, But I've heard his voice in the worm-hole, but it looks like he' outside the worm-hole. Outside? Yes, probably in the dimensional gap. Well, that could be a problem. Oh, and I'm reinstating you as the narrator, Battle Beginner doesn't know how to run battles. Right. Its not MY fault I never got that bloody intern-ship. Stupid NarratorIT. BATTLE BEGINNER NARRATOR leaves! BATTLE is PUTTING people to SLEEP! zzzz Hush little webmaster don't say a word Narrator's gonna steal your valuables! HAHA! NARRATOR begins PILLAGING! Meanwhile.... Location: Dimensional Gap Player: Bilbo HI MOM! Would you shut up Bilbo? Thats not your mother. Yes, keep your mouth shut, I'm about to win this game. :( I'll move this guy here, my peice is a Scout, yours? ...my flag. You win STRATEGO!!! Best 3 out of 5. Your on! Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty; Inner Sactum Player: GigaVirus MITCH wants to FIGHT! LICH wants to FIGHT! DARKROJIN wants to FIGHT! ITCHY SOCK DEMON wants CANDY! .... ITCHY SOCK DEMON also wants to FIGHT! GOWTKATPOO DEMON wants to FIGHT! GOWTKATPOO DEMON: ....what ever happened to the 'Your Hand' part, shouldn't that be included in the acronym? WELL, yeah, BUT, its MUCH more FUN to HAVE someone WITH the WORD 'poo' in THEIR name. IT'S the PERFECT oppurtunity for LOTS of HUMAN excrement JOKES! GOWTKATPOO DEMON: You mean poop. NO, I mean HUMAN excrement! Can you just get on with it? YEAH YEAH! MITCH: Wait a minute, I thought you were banned from using caps unless absolutely necessary? We recently came into a large amount of capital letters! Location: Ireland Player: Letter Leprechaun Let go of me Capital letters! Silly leprechaun! Capital letters are for Narrators! NOW GIMME! LEGGO OF MY LETTER O! I need all the letters of the Alphabet, you twit! Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty; Inner Sactum Player: GigaVirus That gag was almost funny, judges? MITCH: 8 LICH: 9 DARKROJIN: I'm going to be harsh on this, 5 That comes to an average of 7! See you next time on Rank-a-gag Just for that, the Narrator gets to use nothing but caps. HELL YES! Gah. NOW, SEND OUT YOUR POKEMON! LICH: I don't have any. MITCH: .... I really shouldn't have kept putting off going to the Pokemon Center. DARKROJIN: I KNEW I forgot something. IDIOTS! ¬_¬ Go, Afilcia! The enemy is bunch of idiots, GO AFILCIA! MITCH SENT OUT MITCH! LICH SENT OUT LICH! DARKROJIN SENT OUT DARKROJIN! GOWTKATPOO DEMON SENT OUT GOWTKATPOO DEMON! ITCHY SOCK DEMON SENT OUT ITCHY SOCK DEMON! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON SENT OUT BLINDING LIGHT DEMON! BATTLE BEGIN! MITCH: Who the hell was that? Music Narrator. MITCH: This version is getting to specialized. GOWTKATPOO DEMON: .....thats Chrono Cross battle music... ITCHY SOCK DEMON: ...I don't think are services are needed now. BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: With that CC Music rage of his, it would be safer if we left. ITCHY SOCK DEMON AND BLINDING LIGHT DEMON HIDE IN NEARBY BUNKER! GOWTKATPOO DEMON: ROAR! GOWTKATPOO DEMON ENTERS CC MUSIC RAGE! GOWTKATPOO DEMON MUST ATTACK EVERY OTHER TURN! Hmm... AFILCIA! TRANSFORM! AFILCIA TRANSFORMED INTO ESPAR, DESTROYER OF CONNECTIONS! MITCH: That can't be good, now where did my PokeDex go? GOGO: Let me be of service. GOGO TRANSFORMS INTO GOGODEX! GOGODEX: Espar is a member of the Esper Demons, who have the abiltity to disconnect connections, op people at random, netsplits, and cause chaos. The one difference between Espar and the rest is that he disconnects life, and theres no reconnect button. MITCH: *gulp* LICH: This is very bad. DARKROJIN: You think? GOGODEX: Now that thats done-HEY!! MITCH SHOVES GOGODEX INTO HIS POCKET! GOGODEX: You tricked me! MITCH: Duh, besides, you'll be useful in the future. MITCH: Now, me use Blessed Napalm! MITCH USED BLESSED NAPALM! NO PRIEST TO BLESS NAPALM! ATTACK FAILED! LICH: Me use ZAP! ! LICH USED ZAP! ! ESPAR WAS ZAPPED! NO VISIBLE AFFECT O.o GIANT EXCLAMATION POINT IS FALLING FROM THE SKY! WERE ALL GONNA DIE! DARKROJIN: Me use Eclipse Cannon! DARKROJIN USED ECLIPSE CANNON! 7 CHAOS EMERALDS ARE REQUIRED TO USE THIS ATTACK! NO EFFECT! MITCH: I feel that theres a wee bit of bias here. NAH! ESPAR'S TURN! ESPAR USED NICK KILL! ESPAR: DarkRojin has lost the game of life, Goodbye! *** DarkRojin has quit LIFE (Killed (NickServ (KILL command used by Espar))) LICH: .... MITCH: Hold me. LICH USED ..... ! EXCLAMATION POINT DRAWS NEARER! MITCH USED HOLD ME! ESPAR GAVE MITCH A BIIIIIIIIIIIIG HUG! MITCH: He's not so mean after all. THE HUG OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN THAT IS! MITCH: Ack. MITCH FAINTED! GOWTKATPOO DEMON MAY NOW ATTACK! GOWTKATPOO DEMON: Me use Chrono Crossing GOWTKATPOO DEMON USED CHRONO CROSSING! GOWTKATPOO DEMON FLUNG TWO GIANT C's AT ESPAR! C's CROSSED! ESPAR NOW HAS TWO GIANT EARINGS! LICH: Nonononono, it can't end this way... And this is for stealing my ship! ESPAR USED- *FWAM* GIANT EXCLAMATION POINT IMPALES ESPAR! ESPAR: Irc. ESPAR FAINTED! NOOOOOO! *RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE* ESPAR FELL ON GIGAVIRUS! FORTRESS IS FALLING APART! LICH: ACK! I'VE GET TO GET OUT OF HERE! LICH GRABS MITCH AND RUNS! THE DEMONS FOLLOW! You fool! Get off of me and kill them! ESPAR: I'm on it. No, your on ME! GET THEM! ESPAR RUNS OFF IN HOT PURSUIT! To be continued.... Comment on this battle Battle #39: You will click this. The link commands you. You will obey the link. Date: 04--07-02 Location: Eclipse HQ Player: Sound Narrator, may I have word with you? Yes? It seems that your popularity in the polls has slipped. What polls? Actually it was mostly this guy. WEBMASTER opens his CLOSET! haunter_uk: Loose the sound-effects Narrator See? haunter_uk: Could you please let me out of here? its kind of cramp- WEBMASTER slams the DOOR! As you can see, I'm going to have to let you go. WEBMASTER pulls out the CHAOS GUN! ...you expecting me to narrate the sound effect? ... You've done this twice now, is your IQ the same as this sites BQ? .... Thought so. Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Darkrojin Dang, this guys security sucks. MITCH: Now now, give the guy some credit. Have even looked at the security guards? VIRAL GUARD: AHHHHH! He's looking this way! Hide me! Save me! MITCH: ....I see your point. LICH: ...hey! Its a group of demons! HEY GUYS! QUITE! We don't want them to here you. BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: YOU IDIOTS! You have to stand up to this virus, don't let him take control of your lives. If you put your foot down here, we might be able to defeat him, free the Great One, and reclaim this land for ourselves. TINY LITTLE CRYSTALS DEMON: Yes yes Light, but you see he isn't going with you. SWORDS THAT BREAK DEMON: PIE! TINY LITTLE CRYSTALS DEMON: So, you can go start your little rebellion, but were staying with him. You guys coming? ITCHY SOCK DEMON: No, you might all think he'll protect you, but I'm staying here. GUST OF WIND THAT KNOCKS ALL THE PAPERS OUT OF YOUR HAND DEMON: And I'm staying because she is. Yeah. TINY LITTLE CRYSTALS DEMON: Suit yourselves. GROUP OF DEMONS leave! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: ...whose that over there? Some of the Virus's drones? Nope, just us. LICH: HI GUYS! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: ....Lich? This means that the great one isn't at full power. ITCHY SOCK: Hey, you guys have a lot of istoria, could you be.... characters? MITCH: That we are, from Eclipse Version. GUST OF WIND THAT KNOCKS ALL THE PAPERS OUT OF- screw it. GOWTKATPOO DEMON: Your not from around here then, all the versions were merged into one big version that you see here. ...Oh goody, we fell into a parallel universe. MITCH: Well, do you mind telling us what happened here? And would you mind explaining what this 'istoria' is? ...why did istoria just italics itself? ....it did it again. I don't know, but its really getting on my nerves. I get this nice cushy job with no work involved and now I have to italics this one word over and over. LICH: Who the hell are you? I'm the font narrator. MITCH: We have a font narrator? Yes, handsome. FONT NARRATOR flutters its EYES! And yes, it is a female. I though Narrators didn't have genders? WELL, it doesn't have gender, but it leans towards the female side, a she-it, if you will LICH: .... ITCHY SOCK DEMON: .... BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: .... GOWTKATPOO DEMON: .... MITCH: .... What, does that mean she has half a- SILENCE! *WHAM* SILENCE: NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY WORD! NO BISCUIT! SILENCE ran AWAY! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: Ahhh. So many memories. Could the audience please say she-it out loud now. AUDIENCE: She-it. ACK! G2G! AUDIENCE left! IDIOT! You just got our entire audience in trouble. Whoops. BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: Ahem, can I please tell the story now? Yes. ITCHY SOCK DEMON: STORY TIME! EVERYBODY except BLINDING LIGHT DEMON SITS down! VIRAL GUARD: AHHHHHH! THEY ARE TELLING A STORY! RUN AWAY! VIRAL PATROL scatters! BLINDING LIGHT DEMON: Anyway, could you please give me white text? Give the story more spunk. Fine. Now, today's story is about the stars who live in Star Hav- wrong intro. Anyway, today's story is about the fall of PokeBattles. PokeBattles was in its prime then, lots of sites were updating, red was actually updating, and new sites coming in everyday. But, as with every paradise, something horrible was brewing, something nobody could imagine. MITCH: Barney got into Prime Time? .....no. It was far worse. ENTIRE ROOM: *GASP* VIRAL GUARD: ...lack....of...oxygen...can't...breath... Would you just shut up and let me finish? Anywho, this horrible thing was a plan to conquer all the network in one fell swoop. This conquer already had everything set up, in fact he technically owned the network, but not the versions. ....you mean? Yes, this harbringer of destruction was none other then Kythite, or Kite as he was known back then DUN DUN DUN! Location: Evil Citadel Player: Kythite ACHOOO! SLACKOR: zzzz....huh? You alright boss? Yes yes, hopefully it was just some dust. Location: Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Darkrojin Kite had planned every single thing to the last detail, he had so much time do it while he said he was "slacking". He had already come up with a way to transfer humans into the PokeBattles universe using parts from an old blender, a toaster, and lots of pringle cans. The programming was made from things randomly copy and pasted from Panic's coding, infact most of his things run on a Panic OS. He also had the one thing that would let him reign over the PokeBattles universe with a Steel/Iron compostie fist, an istoria drainer. For you see, istoria is the energy that binds the universe together. On the Earth plain every single living thing was a small nexus of istoria, in fact even places have some. However, in fictional universes, such as PokeBattles, only characters have the istoria, the more they have better chance that they'll survive pretty much anything due to Plot Contrivance. GOGO: That means that anybody that controls that subtance can.. Yes, he would be come invincible.. Wait a minute, what the heck are you doing here? GOGO: Oh just spying, its SO easy to do when the entire party is asleep. zzzz MITCH: zzzz LICH: zzzz GOWTKATPOO DEMON: zzzz ITCHY SOCK DEMON: zzzz .... GOGO: And now that your here... GOGO throws a SWITCH! VIRAL GUARD: ARGH! MY EYE! WALL turns AROUND! GIGAVIRUS: You got the intruders then? GOGO: Yes my liege. GIGAVIRUS: Good, good. I can test Afilcia. GIGAVIRUS wants to fight! AHHHHHH! I HAVEN'T NARRATED A BATTLE IN OVER 3 MONTHS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? You could end the battle. Oh BATTLE ENDED! Comment on this battle Battle #38: CLICK ME! DARN YOU! I have feelings you know!! :( Date: 03-17-02 Location: Eclipse HQ Player: THATS IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! ....webmaster? GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD! WEBMASTER pulls out a GUN! .....WAIT! NOOOOOOOOO! *BANG* .... ....why did you shoot my kitty? Uhh....I missed? You missed your head at point blank range? ....STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! I'LL DO IT AGAIN! *BANG* EXTRA: ARGH! MY EYE! ....you missed again. Shut up. Location: Evil Tower next to Evil Citadel Player: Shadowy Figure #3 Hmm... Bio Spark. BIOSPARK: Yes my lord? Take out the intruders in the north, be quick about it. BIOSPARK: Yes, sire. Location: A path that is completely safe and has no traps in it ALL! THERE IS NO WAY TO DIE HERE! Player: Mitch ....Lets go to the other path LICH: But it has cute fuzzy things and kawaii pink trees. Trust me on this. MITCH AND CO. LEAVE! CAMO-NO.: CURSES! VARIOUS CARD BOARD CUT OUT fall OVER?! o.O VIRUS: We almost had them. PIXEL BUG: I said that this place was to obvious but NOOOOO! VIRUS: Oh shut up, at least I'm not a stupid little DOT! PIXEL BUG: I'll have you know that changing a single pixel color strikes fear into the hearts of men. VIRUS: Sure. VIRAL TROOP #21 leaves in DISGUST! VIRUS: HEY! WAIT FOR ME! Location: Path of DOOM, MAIMING, and DEATH! Player: Mitch This place seems safe. LICH facefaults! DARKROJIN facefaults! Location: Inside the Wormhole Player: MetaKnight INTERCOM: ALERT ALERT! META HOBO: THE END IS NIGH! NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO PANIC! META MACE: How about now? No. META MACE: Is it going to happen then? No, maybe later. META MACE: When is it going to be later? Soon. META SWORD: SIR! SOMETHING'S COMING FROM BEHIND AT HIGH SPEED! WHAT?! NOTHING: WHEEEEEEE! CHARRATOR: AIIIIIE-CHAO! JPG'S OGE: AHHHHHH! JPG: HELP ME! VARIOUS CHARACTERS crash into the REACTOR! Oh god no. LEFT WING EXPLODED! TRIM THE SAILS! LEFT ENGINE TO FULL POWER! META MACE: WE DON'T HAVE ANY SAILS! TRIM SOMETHING! *snip snip* META MACE cuts META HOBO'S HAIR! META HOBO: Dude, this doo ROCKS! NOT THAT KIND OF TRIM! VARIOUS CHARACTERS seem to be powering the HALBERD II! Good. ...SOMETHING ESCAPED FROM THE REACTOR? o.O MARX: HAHAHEHAHEHAHEHAHE! XD .... META MACE: NOT AGAIN! Now is the time to panic. PANIC: EVERBODY! DO THE PANIC! Swing your hips from side to side, come on everybody, Do the Panic now! CREW is DOING THE PANIC! This is mutiny! MARX: HAHAHAHAHA! MARX flys OFF! META MACE: I told you that this would happen, but NOOOOOOOOO! You said he wouldn't escape this time, you said we wouldn't have to worry. Do you want to join Meta Axe in the reactor? META MACE: Not really, I suspect its quite crowded down there. Location: The Reactor Player: Meta Axe JPG: ARG! I CAN'T MOVE! NOTHING: Get your foot out of my eye! JPG'S OGE: I'm terribly sorry, I'll go hit myself now. CHARRATOR: Stop banging your head on the glass-chao! Your giving me a headache-chao! I can't feel my legs. Location: Near Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Lich Were finally here. MITCH: About time, I have blisters on my blisters. BLISTER: GET OFF ME! BLISTER2: NEVER! DARKROJIN: What is that? HALBERD II exits the WORMHOLE! *VROOM* HALBERD II crash lands SOMEWHERE! I see parachutes. MITCH: ...what? DARKROJIN: Does anybody have the feeling were missing someone? Location: Crater Player: Daragen Hello? Anybody up there? I'm still alive. Hello? Could somebody give me my arm? Its right over there.... Location: Near Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: Mitch Nah. Comment on this battle. Battle #37: VIOLENCE VIOLENCE VIOLENCE Date: 03/10/02 Location: Crash-landed Giga's Fortress of Fourty. Player: GigaVirus Hmm..... this landscape is very odd. NARRATOR glanced out of the WINDOW! NARRATOR can see a LANDSCAPE with NO COLOR! Are we watching a recording? Nope, we are watching what the out side really looks like. Really? Cool! NARRATOR attempts to GO OUTSIDE! *bonk* I didn't say the window was open. *CRASH* Hmmm? I guess project 42 is completed. GIGAVIRUS calls up SCREEN! Location: GigaVirus's Lab LAB: w00f! Wrong camera Location: GigaVirus' Labratory Player: UL-42PAAFILCIAMG.W COMPUTER: Intiating activation sequence. COMPUTER: Booting. COMPUTER: WARNING! Your free trial period of virus protection has run out. Wish to purchase one more year of upgrades? Yes/No COMPUTER: Activation sequence complete. ...where am I? What is my purpose? Why was I created? Am I just an experiment? COMPUTER: .....intiating reboot *WHAM* UL-42AAFILCIAMG.W was WHACKED on the HEAD! Five minutes later.... COMPUTER: Reboot complete. My heard hurts. COMPUTER: Merely side-effect. Do you know your identity? I remember now. I am the UL-42PAAFILCIAMG.W codenamed "Pransy Prancer" ..... Used the random name generator didn't you? COMPUTER: Shut up. What does that ID code stand for anyway? Ultimate Lifeform v42.0 Pointless Acronyms Are Fun I Like Cookies I Am Mocking Gundam. Whee, respectively. .... COMPUTER: .... Ok, first of all, we are going to call you Afilcia from now on? Right. Now then, you've got to be kidding me that your the REAL ultimate lifeform. What makes you say that? THEM! NARRATOR points! UL-23: HA! I AM THE TRUE ULTIMATE LIFEFORM! UL-24: Fool! You are merely merely my Proto-type. UL-41: IDIOTS! I am the youngest, therefore, you are all my proto-types! UL-16: Them fightin words. UL-2: Stupid kids, Back in my day we had only one proto-type, and we had to walk 15 miles to find them. UL-40: Shut up old man. ...actually I'm the newest. UL-41: ... There problem solved. Idiot. UL-41: FELLOW ULTIMATE LIFEFORM PROTO-TYPES! If we destroy him, we prove that we are indeed the true ultimate lifeforms! UL-24: He's right. Ul-40: KILL HIM! Various UL Series Proto-types ATTACK! Fools! Taste the might of my ultimate weapon, THREE FLIMSY WOODEN STICKS! ... UL-41: ... UL-24: ... UL-2: ... HAHAHAHA! EVERYBODY is laughing at YOU! Nobody loves me ;_; NARRATOR is going to SPARE the AUDIENCE the GORE! NARRATOR goes to see what the OTHERS are doing! Location: ER's Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Lich Where are we? MITCH: I dunno, landscape looks like a photograph, though. DARKROJIN: Yes, its very strange... *BOOM* SMOKE-CLOUD appears in the DISTANCE! ...what the? MITCH: Quick, TO THE BAT-MOBILE! *VROOM* BAT MOBILE shot out of ER'S MOVING MANSION OF MELLOW! Nice car I must- And its still going. ....uh oh. MITCH: This isn't good. DARKROJIN: I guess we will just have to walk. Location: Evil Looking Citadel Player: Shrouded figure. Hmm..very intresting. It seems that several people have come forth from the worm-hole, and they seem to have all of there istoria. Generals, I call thee forth. SHADOWY FIGURE #1: :O SHADOWY FIGURE #2: Yes? SHADOWY FIGURE #3: DAMN YOU SONIC TEAM! GIVING ME A CLIFF-HANGER LIKE THAT! ....ahem. SHADOWY FIGURE #3: Whoops. Now, as I was saying, I'm sure you have all noticed the arrivals of those from the worm-hole. I have called you here to decide which one I shall send to deal with them, and since you seem so talkative, #3, you will be the one to do it. SHADOWY FIGURE #3: Bah *WHAM* ....why did the Bat mobile just burst through my window? Comment on this battle Recap: Last time on Eclipse Version everyone pissed off the Worm Hole's Toll Man. NOTHING: Good, very good. And I have to keep this thing 3 lines below or else. *ka-chink* NOTHING: One more line, then if you talk I blast you with the Chaos Gun. Like you would do that. NOTHING aims at your HEAD! NOTHING: Sure I would. .... NOTHING: That was your third line. NOTHING fired the CHAO GUN! NOTHING: YOU FOOL! ITS THE CHAOS GU- *BLAM* This could be a problem. Battle #36: Bad Toll Juju Date: 3/03/02 Location: Inside the Labratory of Giga's Fortress of Fourty Player: GigaVirus GIGAVIRUS is glancing at various TUBES! .....NOT THOSE TUBES! Perverted Websurfers. Excellent job Gogo, just like in the video-game, do they work the same way? CID: Yes, though I doubt they turn into easy swallow-able pellets that let you gain all their power. ...damn. There goes the "giga-vitamins" plan, though draining there power should work too. CID: Yes, but I'm having trouble with this one demon, he's clothed in red and seems to be killing lots of people because they messed with his 'b33r', as it puts it. Hmm? Oh just glitch him solid. CID: Right. CID begins to WALK away! Wait, theres one thing I have to ask. CID: What is it? Why are you wearing a giant yellow condom for a coat? CID:.... Location: Inside the bridge of the Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Lich HEHAHAHAHEHAEHAEAHE! LICH is GLOWING menacingly! MITCH: This isn't good. DARKROJIN: I told you. LICH is TRANSFORMING! DARAGEN: WERE ALL GONNA DIE! MITCH: ..never seen a doompuff-spinoff assume the fetal position before. DARAGEN: For the last time I am not- *CRACKA-BOOM* LICH is now N-N-N Say it. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! MITCH: We won't know what she looks like unless you say it. Damn Pokebattles logic, fine. LICH looks like a NORMAL YOUNG WOMEN! MITCH: Hair color? ....you wish to know why? Just tell him Fine , its...I dunno its all under that hood. I wonder why the Webmaster wants to know... Location: Eclipse HQ Player: Fanboy That will be $20 for the fan service. Here you go. Anymore fanservices, such as shower scenes and windy clothes scenes will be an extra $10. Thank-you for shopping at Bishoujo Mart. Location: Inside the bridge of the Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Lich Odd, I just felt a disturbance in the cash flow. ....whats that up ahead? CABLE MODEM leers at YOU! CABLE MODEM: FEED ME! .... CABLE MODEM is hungry for the FLESH OF THE LIVING! *DUN DUN DUN* Location: Inside the Cable Modem Player: Nothing I can't believe he gave us to his Cable Modem as a human sacrifice. Live with it, besides you increased my speed by 2K! CHARRATOR: Yes-chao. But we get to control this spaceship-chao! ...must you insert that after every sentence? CHARRATOR: Yes-chao. VARIOUS SPACESHIPS are APPROACHING! ...hmm. Better get into our fighters. CHARRATOR: Yes-chao. CHARRATOR and NOTHING head for the DOCKING BAY! Location: Inside the Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Mitch WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?! DARKROJIN: According to the Narrator, its the Webmasters Cable Modem. Yes, but why is it here? LICH: This must be the Toll Guy's Curse thing. I suppose we have to take it out, but how? DARAGEN: Oh I have an idea, wahahaha. Somehow, I know this is going to hurt. Later... Location: Moving Mansion of Mellow Player: Mitch Now this most disturbing idea ever. I mean, why the hell did you shape-shift into an X-Wing? DARKROJIN: And why do I have to be R2-D2?! DARAGEN: Stop complaining, Lich has it the worst. LICH: Why oh great gods of the nether? WHY DID I HAVE TO BE THE FRICKIN PROTON TORPEDO?! DARAGEN: Its very difficult to shape-shift into an explosive, besides when you die you'll just ressurect yourself. LICH: Still, do you know how many lines I have to go through in hell to be able to do that? DARKROJIN: The Cable Modem is dead ahead! Location: Cable Modem's Canyon to Airduct thingy. Player: DarkRojin Its certainly fun being in a vacuum. ...What the heck is that thing? TWO SHIPS appear! NOTHING: There they are! *kssh* CHARRATOR: Yep-chao. *kssh* NOTHING: Gah *kssh* these bloody radios are broke *kssh* MITCH: DARAGEN, fire at them! DARAGEN: All you people do is complain, sheesh. DARAGEN fired LASERS! Attack Missed! CHARRATOR: *kssh* The force is strong with this one-chao. *kssh* NOTHING: What are you talking about? HE MISSED! THE TWO SHIPS fired! DARAGEN/X-WING was HIT! MITCH: Quick, repair it! HELL NO! I'm not getting out of this seat, I might fall off! CHARRATOR: He's not repairing, finish him off-chao! *kssh* NOTHING: Yes, Mitch, I AM YOUR FATHER! MITCH: .... CHARRATOR: No, I AM YOUR FATHER-CHAO! NOTHING: NO! I am! CHARRATOR: HA! I am your father Mitch, DON'T LISTEN TO THE FAKE-CHAO! NOTHING: LIAR! ANOTHER SHIP appeared! GIGAVIRUS: Your both wrong, I am your father! MITCH: .....lets leave. Yes, lets. VARIOUS SHIPS are TRAILING BEHIND! VENT appeared! DARAGEN: Use the force Luke! MITCH: MAKE ME! MITCH activated TARGETING COMPUTER! DARAGEN: ...why you little MITCH fired PROTON TORPEDO/LICH! LICH: AIIIE! LICH went down THE HOLE! CABLE MODEM: NOOOOOOOOOOO- CABLE MODEM exploded! *FWOOSH* EVERYBODY left the WORMHOLE! BATTLE went FIZZLE! Mmmm Soda. Comment on this Battle

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