- When raiden first goes inside (i contacted him as soon as i stepped inside) shell 1 core 1 with the BDu and AKs-74U equipped (is the colonel a perv? O.o)

- While you're fighting the rays (he says some cute, funny ones here that are weird and adorable O.o)

- Look up at the sky while on the roof of Strut A. When a seagull poops on your face, er um...contact the colonel.

- While you're standing and looking up at the pee-ing soldier. (ewww...gross...i know).

- While you're beating up some of the hostages in Shell 1 core 1.

- While you're in the bathroom, looking at a toilet in a cubicle.

The colonel actually gets angry if you shoot the ravens and the rats.

I actually don't remember how i came by this, but when i contacted the colonel at one time, he said something about him, snake and the others having some barbecue, and some casual stuff about snake.

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