My version of "you know when you've been wormed when...I got the idea off Paul.Power who got it for ...Servadac?
You know you've been wormed when..........
1.when a person calls a donkey a mule you get mad(A donkey's a sacred thing)and take out your walkie talkie and call and air strike on them.
2.you try to make your pet sheep fly under water by giving him a blue cape and a snorkel.
3.You put loads of gun powder in a banana so you can use it as a weapom.
4.you paint a grenade white,with a gold cross then put a plastic cross on top to make a holy hand grenade.
5.you try to dig to china by using your pet mole.
6.you are mad at ordinary bullets(except the one you use)because they immitate Patsy's magic bullet by their looks.
7.you rob the local bank because it's easy since police only have pistols and they only do a maximum of 30 damage why you bring your sheep and bananas to fight them off.
8.you kill all the buffalo you see with your trusty mingun.
9.you strap dynamite to your granny...about time she was useful.
10. if you see the salvation army you make a distraction so you can put mini tambirines that all have explosives in the real tamborine.
11.you don't worry about mine fields since they are probably set to a fuse of 3 and you can just run by.
12.worms is a second life to you.
13.you capture the cn tower(the tallest building in the world[of my knowledge],located in Canada]and use it as a safe place in case a nuclear war breaks out .
14.when ever you see a mail man you run for cover.
15.you steal a jet and drop moles down onto the land to destroy the house where " the kid that stole your lunch money" lives
16.you put booby trapped mail into your neigbours's mailbox
17.*INHALE*you take a big ballon,put fake glasses on paint the letters MB on it and strap a huge amount of dynamite to it,send it into outer space on a rocket that will launch a pod to earth that contains it, which will break open,releasing it to fall into a field homing on to a bird that will eat some worm so you can save* the worms*EXHALE,breath, breath, breath*
*=well with all that dynamite on it wouldn't you think it would kill the worms too?
18.You have a criminal record of robbing farms for sheep and donkeys,pet shops for pideons and animal cruelty to sheep, moles, and pidgeons and donkeys.
19.You think you are related to Boggy B
20.you got caught by the spca for putting Explosives on a donkey then pouring liquid cement over the donkey.
21.when ever you see a pidgeon at the park you capture it to use as a weapon later.
22.you think you can survive a uzi being fired at you,it would only half kill you maximum,though it would hurt.
23.you have survived a explosion from dynamite at point blank range(you almost died but not quite)
24.you live in a 2 dimensional world(so far.)
25.your pets include a mole,sheep,sheep with a red cape,sheep with a blue cape and a snorkel,a pidgeon and a donkey(the one you poured cement over)all with explosives strapped on them and you can use them as a weapon at any time you will.
