Artist: Shade Album: The Daniel Davis LP Song: The Real Shade7x Spoofing: The Real Slim Shady Address: www.geocities.com/shade7x May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please will the real Shade7x please stand up, I repeat will the real Shade7x please stand up..... we're gonna have a problem here......... (Verse 1) Ya'll act like you never seen a writer before, jaws all on the floor, like some TOS violator just burst in the door, and started flamin and bypassin worse than before, he'll be in the BoTD, once again, here CJayC (aaahhh) It's the return of the.... (awww...wait, no wait, you're kidding, he didn't just write what I think he did, did he?" And Neo-Seph said..... ......... nothing you idiots! Neo-Seph's dead! he's locked in my basement! all the moderators love FFDM, chika chika chika some shadey, "I'm sick of him, lookit him, surfing around, never posting you know what, will the deathmatch ever be through?" "Yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my drive loose, but no worse than what you downloaded last Friday (eheheheh) Sometimes I just want to get on GameFAQs and let loose, but can't, but it's cool cause now all these "****"'s have a use, My *** is on your ****, my *** is on your ****, and if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss, and that's the message that we deliver to new kids, and expect them to already know what the FF-Challenge is, OF course they're gonna what my works are, by the time they hit privilige level 4, they got a monitor, don't they? We don't need no stinking manuals, well, some of us are animals, who try to play the game on tutorial like antelopes, but if we can eat up updates like cantelopes, then there's no reason that another man can't write his own deathmatch with hope, but if you feel like I feel, I got the antedote, players wave your joysticks, sing the chorus and it goes......... (Chorus) I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey, all you other deathmatchers are just imitating, so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey all you other deathmatchers are just imitating so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up (Verse 2) Arcademan don't gotta cuss in his matches to sell players, well I do, so it won't be long 'fore I'm banned too you think I give a damn about popularity? some people go and envy me, that's what I find scary, "But Shade, you're so cool, you just have all the luck!" Why, cause I got fans and I drive a nice truck? and when I go to talk to girls, my words don't get stuck, like some 50-year virgin that never quite got ******? But you can have it all, and be me for a day, and discover the responsiblities that get in your way, Hey babe, I'm goin' to a party, you wanna come wit me? "No Shade, tonight you gotta stay up until three, writtin some essay and studying for A.P., while your cousin listens to her new N'Sync." (ahhhhhh) I'm sick of all you boy and girl groups, all you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you. And there's a million of us just like me, who write like me, who just don't give a **** like me, who type like me, post, host, and act like me, and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me............ (Chorus) I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey, all you other deathmatchers are just imitating, so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey all you other deathmatchers are just imitating so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up (Verse 3) I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm openly admitting things you only considered once in your bedroom, the only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll and I ain't gotta be false or sugar coated at all. I just get in front of the keyboard and spit it, and whether you like to admit it (riippp) I just hit it better than 90% percent of you writters out can, then you wonder how can chicks eat up this body like valium, it's funny, cause at the rate I'm going when I'm twenty I'll be one of the many that's in a college flirting, pinching teachers asses when I'm cuddlin with my girl, buyin her a gift, but this whole paycheck isn't working, in every single person there's a deathmatcher lurkin, he could be on the Current Board, talkin bout his brand new Ford, or somewhere on my website circling, screamin I don't give a ****, with his modem out and his T1 up, so will the real Shady please stand up, and post an update to move your topic up, and be proud to be outta your mind and outta control and 1 more time, loud as you can, how does it go?........... (Chorus) I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey, all you other deathmatchers are just imitating, so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey all you other deathmatchers are just imitating so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey, all you other deathmatchers are just imitating, so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up cause I'm Shade7x, yes, I'm the real Shadey all you other deathmatchers are just imitating so wont the real Shade7x please stand up, please stand up, please stand up