Pichu: SCREW YOU BOTH!

Pichu: Where were you taking Mario? Are they all in one place? 

Pichu: (inches to jiggs) Do you really believe that? Jigglypuff: Meh. I dunno. It's what Fox said at our last meeting.

Pichu: If you didn't like his plan, why go along with it?

Pichu: Come on guys, stop it. We agreed long ago that we'd fight these wars once in a while so we could live peacefully the rest of the time.

Pichu: Guys, be quiet, I'm making a point. Anyway, there hasn't been a cheap tactic yet that's dominated the metagame, and this time is no different.

Pichu: I dunno, but Fox is using a group, so we better organize as well.

Pichu: Fox only has about a third of the cast on his side anyway, we should be able to beat them in a grand melee.

Pichu: First we should get Kirby and Mewtwo, and Ganondorf, if he'll help.

Pichu: We should hide out at the Home Run Stadium, there's no way they could kidnap us from there! 

Pichu: One character might attract less notice.

Pichu: He's been training on Icicle Mountain, mostly.

Pichu: I've been there, I can find my way.

Pichu: All right, let's get going.

Pichu: Really, Luigi, do we have to take so many detours?

Pichu: There’s no one around!

Pichu: (exasperated sigh)

Pichu: None of the high tiers, I think. We rarely cross paths and rarerly talked about Mewtwo. You think someone’s staked out at Icicle Mountain?

Pichu: I thought the only entrance was through Yoshi’s Pipes?

Pichu: We COULD have saved time by coming straight here.

Pichu: Looks vacant, come on up.

Pichu: Luigi!

Pichu: He’s distracted! Go for it!

Pichu: Hit me! I’ll smash DI!

Pichu: Looks like it’s time for your plan B and my plan A.

Pichu: So what if there are? We're both pretty quick, it would take two or three characters to keep us out.

Pichu: Fox only has nine characters on his side! That leaves seventeen who could fight for us. We just need to let them know the next war has started. Fox won't stand a chance.

Pichu: (sighs) I’m getting Mewtwo, with or without your help.

Pichu: See? Nobody.

Pichu: Yes, mother…