matt o'connor lore:
now 100% more inverted for your convenience!
the upload problem has been fixed.
![](superman2.gif)
this file is much too large (and his head is a trap for supermen).
![](popup.jpg)
i clicked. i was NOT a winner.
![](kitten_stomp.gif)
i hope this impresses everyone, it's a piece on how much robots hate kittens.
![](butter.gif)
who loves butter? who DOESN'T!?
![](pirate_jenna.jpg)
this may look like the jerk from the stacking animation, but really it's an anonymous pirate visitor.
![](pizza_drive.jpg)
"man, i really have to download the latest sauce drivers."
![](IM.jpg)
this is what i do in my spare time.
![](steveball.jpg)
let's ask the ball.
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astronauts dig the river rats.
![](wheat_beard.jpg)
"bow down before me, all beard, for i am wheat- your god!"
![](cat_dna.jpg)
"how do we know it's not made of cats?"
![](dep1.jpg)
"i am deputron. you are under arrest for being out of focus."
![](mr_tea.gif)
has this been done? yes, yes it probably has.
![](monkey_cymbals.gif)
it is rather hard to find such an image. luckily, there is a certain ottoman corn with unparalleled searching skills(z).
![](jerk_stacker3.gif)
updato.
![](estuardo.gif)
estuardo!
![](seal_hit.gif)
"club it! club it!"
![](seal.gif)
this really is self-explanatory.
![](leg_warmers.jpg)
kevin and i have been charged with a holy quest. we must, at all costs, bring about the return of leg-warmers to the nation. this is a task that will possibly bring about our deaths, but i am prepared to dedicate my life to seeing warmer-clad legs strolling about the nation's streets without fear. for more information, contact me on the AIM screen name "schnurrbot."
seriously.
![](piracy_pirate.jpg)
software piracy pirate mascot. kevin cunningham, we've found your calling.
![](pancakes_rock.gif)
(cookie jar) pancakes rock.
![](troll.jpg)
would you vote to let this thing live in your basement? no, most normal people wouldn't.
![](punch.jpg)
dragon attacks. expect them.
![](martok.jpg)
martok.
![](something.jpg)
i really have no idea about this one.
![](eew.jpg)
this picture accompanies a recipe for a paste made from mung beans. you'd make that face, too, if you had something called mung paste in your mouth.
![](toaster_meal.jpg)
"mmmm..."
![](frying_toaster.gif)
"monkey happy."
![](hat.jpg)
wearing an oversized and/or novelty hat does NOT make you clever. it makes you an ass! hatred!
![](monkey_pan1.jpg)
"monkey want make fried toaster-oven!"
![](hampster.jpg)
hampstar.
![](diagram.jpg)
chu know who it is.
![](dancebot.jpg)
come on, who doesn't love this little guy? (image courtesy of vivarobotics.com!)
![](knife_guy.gif)
would you trust this man with this knife?
![](odd_hick.jpg)
oh, sorry, THIS is the actual matt.
![](lincoln.jpg)
has anyone seen this man?
![](bulldog.jpg)
matt's a lifetime member.
![](strange_man.jpg)
who the hell is this man?
![](matt.jpg)
THE ACTUAL MATT.
![](grapefruit.jpg)
![](copy_paste2.jpg)
[slowly shaking head]
![](homemonkeybot.gif)
this is a monkey-robot. i don't think it requires any more explanation than that. (courtesy of studylab.com! thanks, fellas!)
![](scrabble.jpg)
does anyone else think that this is really neat?
![](coconut.jpg)
"she was my coconut first!"
![](ninja.jpg)
sweeeeeeet!
![](matt_in_23.jpg)
matt + 23 years
![](slug_ride.gif)
matt is an elf, and he will ride a tophat-wearing slug if he wants to, dammit!
![](chris.jpg)
after insinuating his eighth bacon pizza, chris craftily hid behind a nearby item-carrying apparatus to watch his chaos unfold.
![](parents.jpg)
are these matt's parents?
![](mug_wink.gif)
![](mao_talk.gif)
"blah blah blah, i am mao, blah blah, i am also matt, blah blah blah..."
![](gumbo.jpg)
i really ought to throw a few more peppers in the ol' gumbo.
![](nerds_at_play.jpg)
this doesn't have anything to do with matt, but it's a picture of steve and reid at nerd camp. can you spot them? they're being antisocial misfits in a society of antisocial misfits. does that make them social well-fits? (image courtesy of vassar college. thanks, boys!) "there are five people wearing yellow shirts..." good work, other steve.
![](cactus.jpg)
"cactuuuus!"
![](monkey_sci.jpg)
this is a monkey attacking a half-life scientist. the scientist is played by matt, and matt won an oscar for best supporting actress as the monkey.
![](honey_roasted_peanut.jpg)
this is a can of peanuts that i found in my kitchen. contrary to what the can may say, it actually contains more than one peanut. i suspect this trickery is the work of matt o'connor.
![](fancy_ketchup.jpg)
how the hell can ketchup be fancy? matt o'connor looooves his fancy ketchup. (thanks to the condiment packet museum!)
![](punch_steve2.gif)
this isn't matt, it's steve, but the punching still applies to matt (also, i changed the animation now, i think this way it is slightly more violent, which is good, and also slightly more ludicrous. ludicrous like the ugliness of matt's face, in a way).
![](moe_syzlack.gif)
this is matt in cartoon form.
![](distrustful_dog3.jpg)
this is my dog. he doesn't look like he trusts anyone because i prod him when he sleeps. and he is also matt.
![](mao2.jpg)
and this is matt (see above for matt from a second angle).
![](tom_vomit3.jpg)
this is what happens when i see matt o'connor. i vomit
why matt is an ass: because he is so slimy. so very slimy. when he trips, he slides. he leaves a trail, like a slug. one time my fingers were dirty from the ground, and he wouldn't lick them. i didn't want to lick my fingers that had been on the dirty ground! who does he think he is? an ass, is the answer. one time, matt tried to sell me a piece of string that he had found, but then i kicked him and he accidentally swallowed the string. it was special poison string.
I apologize for the high concentration of simian related images; they are tending towards that accursed wasteland of the hackneyed. Such a wasteland, friends, is a place that we should all strive to avoid.