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now if i could only find the no-no place
she had limbs made of flesh. how i love
those flesh limbs. and two spherical eys strategically placed on her face.
in the middle of the eyes was a nose. she had a mouth below that, with
teeth surrounded by gums and lips. she had lots of organs inside, too,
like a heart that pumped blood to all those beautiful flesh limbs. she
had a stomach, too, for digesting food she ate. and lungs, ah the lungs.
she was a perfect human specimen.
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phantom limb syndrome
why he had that third arm he'll never know.
it came in handy sometimes, like when he had to open cans or jars or things
of that nature. but he had to modifly all his torso pants (more commonly
known as "shirts"). his superflous limb also caused the passers by to stare
at him like he had a third arm growing out the middle of his chest.
of course with the extra arm he could fight
like a three armed man. it came in handy in his professionl wrestling career,
and did wonders for his short turn as an adlt-film star. later in life,
when he became addicted to cocaine and prescribtion painkillers, he lost
his arm in a tragic industrial accident when he wandered into a boatyard
and was crushed by a squid.
he often would feel the arm there after
it was gone. this is what doctors refer to as"phantom limb syndrome". he
went into rehabilitation at a christian camp in the hills of appalachia
run by an ex child star and a crazy bum named thomas IIV. something inside
him slowly snapped, and this time it wasn't his spine. he began staying
up till all hours of the night studying medical boks and journals.
he was kicked out when they found an 8 legged rat in his room.
waking up with a missing arm must be hell.
his victims were cut with surgical prescion. he didnt take just arms. he
gladdly accepted legs with joy. when they found him he had thirty arms
and ten legs. all the limbs where quite healthy, and his body rejected
none of them. this is a difficult feat for a trained doctor, but then again
he was always a fast learner.
eventally he persihed when the doctors
attempted to return the limbs to the origianl owners. the coroner said
there was no medcial reason he should die, but imagine the pain of losing
your third arm twice.
