What would you call a country that had lots of rabbits who drive cars?
A carbonation!
Why does Bunn like to sit in the dirt pile when I'm trying to sweep the floor?
He's a DUST BUNNY!
I'm sorry I had to miss work yesterday... I was having my HARE fixed.
What do you call that problem you get with unneutered male bunnies?
HARE spray!
What do you call it when Bunn destroys something that the landlord will deduct from your
rental deposit?
HARE loss!
What do you call it when Bunn bites me and I bleed?
A HARE cut!
Also, a BAD HARE day!
What would you call it if Bunn became schitzophrenic?
Splitting HARES!
What's Bunn's favorite kind of music?
Hip hop!
What would happen to Bunn if his shoes didn't fit (this one is from Sue so direct your
groans at her)?
He'd get BUNNIONS!
What??????
He doesn't have shoes????????
Then you'd better get him to a HARE DRESSER!
Now these gems are from Kate:
What do you get when you put a candle on Bunn's head?
A Bunnsen burner!
What do you get when Bunn wakes up after sitting too close to the fireplace?
Hot cross Bunn!
What do you get when Bunn gets into the honey?
A sticky Bunn!
What do you call Bunn at the gym?
Bunns of Steel!
What does Bunn get at the beach?
A Bunntan!
What does Bunn invest in?
Bunny markets!
What does Bunn do at the stadium?
Bunnts!
What does Bunn sleep in?
A Bunnkbed!
And now from Dena:
Whats it called when you pick Bunn up?
Hare raising!
What do you call it when you bonk Bunn on the head?
Hare brained!
How do you catch Bunn when he's running away?
Use a HARE net!
What do you call Bunn playing guitar?
A Hare Band
What do you call it when Bunn gets a perm?
Curly Hare.
What do you call it when Bunn runs away?
Receding Hare Line
What do you call it when Bunn gets laid?
A Hare piece.
What do you call it when you hold Bunn against the floor?
A Hare pin.
What do you call it when Bunn is getting ready to pitch a fit?
A Hare trigger.
Whats Bunn's speciality dessert?
A BUNNt cake.
And now from Georgene:
What kind of motorcycle does Bunn ride?
A Hare-ley!
What do rabbit farmers do in Autumn?
They hare-vest their vegetables.
Where do rabbits go when they want to be scared?
To a Hare-or movie.
What does Bunn do when he's cold?
He Bunndles up!
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