My friend said, "Maybe it's easier to find a job when you're still employed. You know, they think if you're still employed you must be better. Not like the lower caliber people who got laid off. Like me. eh-heh-heh..." And I was gonna jump in with, "And to WHOM do you think you're talking, HMMMMM??" But before I could say anthing, he looked up at the restaurant façade behind me and went, "OO! Look! Didja ever notice that when that shade of red is in the sun it looks different from when it's in the SHADE? WOOOoooOOOoooOOO...!" So I thought, "Okay, fine I'll go for it," and went "WOOOoooOOOooo, my goodness, you're right. And all the times we've eaten here, we've never noticed such a remarkable thing!"
He's a STEP up from my favorite line, "Oh look! A bird! (said while pointing to the nearest bird handy)." But not a very big one!
