Perhaps I look at things in the wrong light,
MR. COCKROACH
I'm wrong, but you're so right,
MR. COCKROACH
You live as such a misfit
Crawling around trying not to get hit
By a flying shoe or maybe a book
I would think it took
Courage to know you're low
Loathing for humans so
Perfect their flatulence doesn't stink
Yet so superficial, they don't think
About those much smaller
And don't want to be a "baller"
And those who are clever
To try a new endeavor
But I bet you're not thinking about this
MR. COCKROACH
You're only scared of death's kiss
MR. COCKROACH
Like Darwin says
Only the strongest survive
And I being stronger
Will rob you and others of your lives
MR. COCKROACH