Attention Blues!

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Top Five Pet causes of Blue Sisters

5. Find a way to "die" in order to come back later and make a big spectacle of yourself

4. Plot and scheme so that a Red "accidentally" gets herself stuck in the Warders' locker room

3. Find a cute young man who could possibly be the Dragon Reborn. Follow him around and belittle him until he worships you

2. Any cause that takes you out west, where the good beaches are

1. Sure, everyone complains about having to teach the Sea Folk. But you get a great tan (no lines!)

Now, we know you get stressed out sometimes. Saving the world is a tedious, thankless business. Here are some ways to relax.

• Make a fake a'dam out of simple household items. Then, when a Novice is sleeping on the job, sneak up behind her and clamp it to her neck! A guaranteed good laugh (and you teach her a valuable lesson).

• See #4 on above list.

• If you don't have any friends from the Green Ajah, make some. Then spend a few days hanging out with them. Learn to drink, gamble, flirt, swear, and spice up your lovelife!

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