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sorry, i had to get back on here AGAIN and share with you couple of jokes that i found..There once was a little blonde girl who wore a dress to school every day and really loved jelly beans more than anything. The boys at her school decided to take full advantage of this and one day approached her and offered to give her a bag filled with 50 jelly beans if she would climb the schoolyard flagpole. She did and came back down so the boys gave her the jelly beans. That day she came running home and yelled to her mom "Mommy! Mommy! Today the boys at school gave me 50 jelly beans to climb the flagpole at school!" The mother shook her head and replied "Oh no! They just did that so they could see up your dress and see your panties! I don't want you to ever do this again!"
So the next day the boys offered her 100 jelly beans to climb the flag pole. She did, they gave her the jelly beans and she ran home again and said to her mother "Mommy! Look! Today the gave me 100 jelly beans for climbing the flagpole!" The mother got upset and told her "They just did that so they could see your panties!!! Listen to me! I don't want you to ever let this happen again!" So the next day the boys offered her 200 jelly beans to climb the flagpole. She did without haste and ran home again and shouted with a wide smile on her face "Mommy! Look! I got 200 jelly beans to climb the flagpole today!" The mother said "What have I been telling you the past couple days?! They're just doing that to see your panties!" The little girl replied still smiling widely "I know! I know! But this time I tricked them! I didn't wear any!" ack, im just going to add a jokes link. you guys can look at that. ive found some really interesting ones. heh..enjoy todays pick-up line: "you look so shy, so i guess i will do all the talking." eylo, today is the special day..friday soo soo wonderful. i just cant wait until tonight, otherwise the rest of the day is going to be soo boring. like always. i suppose i should just go upstairs and work on playing my bass. that might be a good idea. =) my mom was yelling at me about it.."you were complaining because you wanted us to get you the guitar and now you never pick it up, i havent see you pick it up in 2 days, its kinda dissapointing." well AYKNAKHNLN! hm..ok. i cant believe that i didnt go to bed last night until 5 in the morning. when i went to sleep, it was light outside. and i woke up around 11 or something. thats just amazing isnt it?! umhmumhm. well, i finally get to go into town again today, so ill have fun fun. maybe, hopefully... well i donno what else to say. so ill probably write more later. im getting off for now. ta ta. --peace 6.22.01 well, i hope you guys are happy (april, and ashlee) that ive added the final pictures that you wanted me to. yeh. ive been working my butt off all night to get these done for you two. and its now 2:20 in the morning. so i really hope that your happy with what you see. hah BETTER? a b c d e f g h i k l m n o p q r there, is that better?!!!!!?!?!!! there ya go girls, now you better be thanking me. hah..well lets see. its about 2:40 and i still have to do a couple more touch ups on the page, so i better get to it before i fall asleep (by the way, i slept until about 1 today. =\ not good) talk to you later. g-night.. 6.21.01 8 more days till my birthday..im so special, i know i know. im having a few people over..or a bunch, and then if its nice we'll go swimming and have alittle fire once its dark enough..sound like fun, i know. you just wish that you could be there with me dont you? oh, by the way, i got a few new pictures up here of me. but i dont have them exactly up here yet. cause im so lazy. but ive got one of my guitar now. if ya'll wanna see it. you cant see the neck of it, but good enough for now. ill get some new ones later. probably tonight. and ill try and make it with putting them up here.. yes, tomorrow is FRIDAY im going to go chill at the bowling alley, cause thats the cool place to hang out in whitewater, expecially on friday nights. theres like..tons of people there on fridays, so it will be great?! i think april is coming with me. i hope so anyways, oh well, im sure there will be plenty of people there. do0t do0t do0t, i got my magazine today, its called W its like a fashion/"hello im rich magazine" lol. to bad half of the magazine is filled with ads to by clothes, jewelry, blah blah blah blah blah. i tried writing a song/poem last night. but it didnt turn out the greatest. but ill put it up here for you guys to read anyways, here goes.. running its as clear as day, how i know, i love you so..im running away with it, this chance that i have to show, you..that i really care for you, theres no mistake in this, to show you ill never surrender this, for just one long lasting kiss..i fall deep in your arms, not wanting to let go from you, i wanna shine right threw you, please dont let go..because im running with this chance that i have to show you, without your breath on my face, i have no night..not another night to waste. ok im going to stop now, cause its just retarded. but ive got to add somethings in the "lit." section so you people can catch up on my poem/song writing. ill also have plenty of quotes in there, cause they rock my socks. hahah. oh yeh, i wrote a really messed up song last night, but it sounds really cool when you sing it. i was soo hyper. and it was like 12 at night or something..well here goes. boom up and down the wheels are turning, boom boom boom the house is moving, shake shake shake the moon is forming, up, down, book, shake, tattle rattle, t-t-t-tattle tattle, y0 y0, whats up?!? my name is..(backround people) what what?! i said, my name is..(backround people) what what?! (talking)YO, quiteit y'all just let me keep the party JUMPIN!! (singing again) jump jump jump, jam jam jam the music is pumpin pumpin pumpin up. (talking) pay attention y'all, this is the good stuff right here y0! (singing agian) see this right here?! (holding middle finger up) (backround people) yeh, yeh..(singing) this right here?! (still holding middle finger up) yeh yeh..ok, now listen. and thats where it ended, i never really finished it all. i couldnt think of anything that second. lol. well that took alot of energy out on me. so ill write more tomorrow or saturday. and im going to add some pix on here now. so you people dont get bored with the same old shitiiititit. peace 6.20.01 the BIG COUNT DOWN to my birthday!! 9days! (june 29th) eylo, again. im starting to keep up in time with this thing. i think. latley i have been checking out a buncha other peoples website and god, mine SUCKS compared to many of theirs. i wish i could do something else with it! i guess i need someone to teach me something new and cool. im just so lazy to mess around with it right now. but hopefully tonight i should get some new pictures up here. and a couple of my guitar. so i hope you like um. dood, my life is really screwed right now. with 3 guys wanting to go out with me. and nevermind..i wont talk about that right now. with you people lol. anyways, yeh my mom is being "different" too. cause shes all like "you cant do anything for 2 weeks, because you have been doing way to much latley!" GOD! i have to get out of this house. its making me pissed, im starting to sit my butt on this usless computer everyday again and again. and thats not a good sign. cause that probably means i am going to go crazy and NEED to be on here 27/7. ahhHhhH..im going nuts already! i have a "job" and i work at "snug harbor" bussing tables (fun fun) but they havent needed me for the past 2 weeks or so..and now i have to go looking for something new which is going to suck, because i live in the country and theres like nothing to do out here but the same thing that i was just doing at the other job. and thats no fun. but i need the money so i guess im stuck with that! -sigh- im going to manage. dont worry about me guys! heh. well i think im going to work on a couple over unfinished things that i have on the webpage right now. so ill talk to you guys later. oh and, i have a new email addy..its crisxc0re@teenagedirtbag.com peace 6.19.01 wholy coW! i have not updated this thing in over a month! and im sorry to you guys that actually come back and forth to check out the site when i dont even have anything new on it! and i dont plan on adding anything tonight..im way to tired..i dont even know what im doing on here right now. im like..falling asleep. well, so far this summer has been awesome! 4 guys asked me out within the first couple weeks of summer..im not going to say any names..just cause i dont feel like it. anyways. i got my report card..and i failed french class! i got a half credit taken off of the year, which kinda sucks. but thats alright! ill make it. this comin year im going to have like..7 more credits to add to 6.0 or something. i donno. i have like 3 art classes too! but who cares about school..im suppose to not me thinking about that..its summer! jeez. well everyone found out that my cousin (april) smokes..and thats not cool. cause my moms like "you cant go over to her house anymore, not until she quites" thats just gay. but she spent the night over here last night or whatever. and today was crappy so we couldnt go swimming. so shes got to come over on a sunnyish day. lol..if that is even a word. mm..nick lohmeier came over to aprils house, after we had spent an hour or so over at his house. and hung out there until like 3 in the morning. that was cool i guess. we did a whole latta nothing. but thats alright. well i think im going to be on my way now, cause i can barley type or keep my eyes open. ill talk to you guys later. and ill try as hard as i can to add some new pictures up here of me and other people. peace to all y'all LATA peace! 5.13.01 hey all, whats going on? ya, thats what i thought..boring with out me around huh??! hah, yeh right! well i just thought i would add a new banner. hope ya like it. if you cant exactly read what it says..it says, "your here, now look who owns you...www.crisc0re.cjb.net welcome to my world." all of my other entrys went to the "old news" section if you wanna read up. umhmumhm. well lets see..this weekend i went over to my friend alissas house afterschool on friday. we meet up with danny -sutton- and abuncha his friends. we had a kick ass time. wholy shit. it was awsome as hell. well i donno how you want me to explain it. but dannys hot. hah..anyways. before that we went tanning -fake bake- and went again on saturday morning. im going to start keeping up with that. cause im so pale. well..saturday night i called up my cousin -april- to see if she wanted to see a movie and she did. so we went to see "driven" it was actually a pretty good movie. kinda gay in the beginning but it gets better =]and she spent the night at my home. hm..i think thats about it. today, for mothers day. our family went out to "moys" to eat. i had some yummie egg rolls oo, and i got to have a grasshopper. oo, was that yummie or what. heh well i missed my pierce this weekend. i wasnt able to go on saturday or today. it was kinda heartbreaking <- lol. but i can handel it. i just hope that i get to see him next weekend for sure. my life has been messed up socially for the past couple of weeks. i donno who are my friends and who i can trust with telling things to. grR its making me pissed off. but ill pull through. i hope so anyways. also relationship wise, i donno whats going on there either...but who wants to listen to my problems. well, y'all i think im going to get going now, cause im going to work on alittle bit of my page maybe. ill talk to you later. biebiebiebiebiebibegn kmygklegyhmk old news |