The Wouters Edge

So, at age 101, the Queen mum of England has finally kicked the bucket. And what a life she has lived, 101 years of highly unneccessary privilege and public admiration for ...... nothing really. What the hell does the Royal Family do for England anymore? Other than constantly vacation? Ears and the fresh princes had to rush back from vaction in Switzlerland, Liz the II was vacationing in Barbados, what a life?..... Yet apparently, England is in a state of mourning. And its fairly obvious isn't it? I mean a woman, that did so many things for others like,.... er..... I mean.... yeah, well, uhhh.... But, she did wave quite a bit, right?.... A lot...., that half-glazed look..., that dumbassed phony wave, I guess, it will be strange not seeing that anymore. She wanted to live to be 114, so she could be the oldest British person ever. So, as you can see, age did nothing to her rigorous ambitions in life....

France, is outraged at John Ashcroft and the United States, since Ashcroft has requested the death penalty for suspected terrorist Zacarias Moussaoui. Now, how ri-Goddamn-diculous is that? If you are unfamiliar Mr. Moussaoui, was attending flight school in Minnesota, and at the time was being held on immigration violation after his flight school reported him. (I believe it was somewhere in Minneapolis) It is believed that Moussaoui was the intended fifth hijacker for United Flight 93. The one that crashed in Pennsylvania, also, the only one that had four, not five hijackers aboard. He is a French citizen, and the only person charged in the U.S. for September 11th. France who highly opposes Capital punishment has shown its discontent for Ashcroft's statements, and has threatened to halt cooperation with the United States in the collection of evidence against Moussaoui in France. ... ... Okay, but He's a suicide terrorist! We're just giving him a helping hand. Shit, maybe we should just put him in a room and let him shoot himself. But, should we treat a man who intended to crash an airplane full of civilians into more civilians fairly? Does he deserve a fair anything? He's a fucken suicide bomber, why does he want to live now? His mother does make a valid point in stating that we are treating him differntly than that one dude that was actually fighting with the Taliban. And to that, I say, we should kill his ass too. Moussaoui has been charged with 6 counts of conspiracy, and his jury selection starts on Sept. 30th. Shit...... Maybe we should just send him to a federal "pound me in the ass prison"....

Airport security! I love those guys. Racial profiling.... Does it happen? Since September 11th, I have been checked every time that I have flown, and twice strip searched. I've dressed casual, business, sporty, it makes no difference. I was told the last time that I looked like a chinese terrorist. Humorous isn't it? What irks me though? Well, in OHare, the guy that pulled me over was Russian, with a thick accent. The one in La Guardia, middle eastern. And the four "Fockers" ahead of me look like Osama Bin Laden and his band of Taliban masagonistic soldiers. Like the dudes in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom! Shit! I'm eating hot tamales, listening to an MP3 player, wearing a Banana Republic leather jacket, gap jeans, Ralph Lauren sunglasses etc...! My point is, I looked like an advertiser's dream. I had succumbed to all the commercial bantor and had sold out completely. Completely whoring yourself into commercialism and capitalism should be the first indication that I'm not for Bin Laden and Al Quaeda. I fell just short of the Coca-Cola underwear, and the At&T wristband. I'm going to try to dress as Yankee Doodle Dandee next time, we'll see how these swine react to a tribute to the ultimate patriot. Yet, these sons of fucks who looked like they walked off the set of a movie entitled, "Sept. 11th, and the people that did it!" And they walk through security with their big assed bags, speaking only in some middle-eastern language, wearing turbans with long assed beards, and they let these guys through like they were fucken N Sync. Is there no justice in this world? In the backroom, they ask you things like, why do you have a MN driver's license when you live in Chicago. Where did you stay? Who did you see, what did you do? A highly unsuggestable thing to do while you are being questioned, is to reference Gestapo tactics. Just to let you know, Airport security does not have a sense of humor.

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