Tarek Karkoutly has no middle name. He once told me that it was Ali but later confessed he was lying. Tarek is my best friend. He is also sad to say, a necrophiliac. Now I am a very open minded person about people's prefrences. But that's just SICK! Regardless of Tarek's problem, he's a good guy. He plays a Casino which is what John Lennon played during his days in that band he was in and a Rouge violin bass modeled after Paul McCartneys... Anyway, he is one hairy guy. And when I say hairy, I mean hairy. This guy must be half bear! Also, Tarek is a mod. I have to take the blame for that, I got him into it. So if any Exploited fans ever want to beat the crap out of one of us, he's the guy... and Ryan is the one who has the smallest penis...
