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Radical Angel Interviews Happy-Go-Lucky
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RA=Whats your full name?
HGL=Douglas Steven Holmgren
RA=Can I call you Douglas "Stevie" Holmgren?
HGL=Sure
RA=What's your favorite clothing brand?
HGL=No preference
RA=Do you prefer girls in green or yellow jumpsuits?
HGL=Green
RA=Would you rather walk to Festival and buy some JoJos or walk to Food 'n Fuel to buy a twinkie?
HGL=Food 'n Fuel
RA=Which would you rather eat a worm or a sea horse?
HGL=A sea horse while I'm wearing a caveman costume and grunting.
RA=Why would you live in a purple house?
HGL=So Jahova's Witnesses would be sure to come and knock on my door.
RA=Would you print internet porn off on white or black paper?
HGL=I wouldn't look at porn.
RA=How's me and you sound?
HGL=Like a pissed off bear.
RA=Would you lick fine china if it was dipped in a shit Karl had earlier that day?
HGL=Probably not
RA=Would civics be fun without Jason Smerud in our group?
HGL=Not as fun
RA=Would you lick Karl's Chode for a Reese's Pieces?
HGL=No
RA=When I say cow cakes, what is the first thing that comes to mind?
HGL=Fat people eating off of other people's plates
RA=I suck at giving interviews, don't I?
HGL=Pretty much
RA=Whos your favorite rollerblader, it's Kenny isn't it?
HGL=YEAH!!!
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Happy-Go-Lucky Interviews Radical Angel
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HGL=Would you rather read poetry wearing all black at a coffee shop or rap about how
much you like your mattress at 1st Ave?
RA=The rap one sounds sweeter
HGL=Do you sleep with a nightlight?
RA=Nope
HGL=Why do you sleep with the radio on full blast?
RA=Cause I'm a CRIMINAL
HGL=What does your mom th ink of this?
RA=She doesn't care
HGL=Do you have sleeping problems?
RA=If it's too hot i have trouble falling asleep
HGL=What was your last dream about?
RA=I was the best dancer at the circus and having people chase me around a pizza place
HGL=If you got to pick your dream, what would it be about?
RA=My girlfriend would cook me a steak naked while midgets dance around singing the
Smurf theme song.
HGL=Are the midgets naked?
RA=No that would be freaky. well...I guess they could be
HGL=Do you think standup comedians feel immature?
RA=No
HGL=Do you know where the crows all go to find the IF's and the AND's and MAYBE's
and ALSO's?
Ra=Ya
HGL=Where's that?
RA=To the wise owl
HGL=Do foreigners sight seeing annoy you?
RA=No
HGL=What does your mom get like around her mom?
RA=Like an idiot
HGL=What do you think of the Burger King drive through asking you if you would like
to try a whopper value meal before you even say anything?
RA=They think they know me and they assume that I want a fricken whopper when i don't
HGL=If you can't tell which orange juice carton has already been open from just looking
do you try to find that one or do you just open a new one?
RA=I open which ever one is closest
HGL=WHat do you like about your computer?
RA=Its my own, and I can look at porn and chat with people whenever I want
HGL=What's the first thing that you think of when you hear the words "your picture
looks really good Daniel. You're getting better at staying in the lines. I like
your choice of color" in a sugar coated teachers voice in a noisy kindergarden room
RA=Daniel deserves a candybar
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