Bill Haverchuck
aka Haverdork, Bill the Stud, The King

Favorite Game
Mousetrap; Dungeons and Dragons

Nemesis
Coach Fredricks

Desires
to play shortstop

Allergies
peanuts, bees, air

Guilty Pleasure
Prank Phone Calls

Quotable Bill...

"I'm not a little girl, I'm a bionic woman!"
        - to Alan White after calling Bill a "little girl" on Halloween night

"Stop looking up my shorts!"
        - to Sam and Neal in gym class as he climbs the rope