Mr. Weir explains the cons of hitchiking to Lindsay...

             Bill's chatter from deep right field...

                   Can you get arrested for making prank phone calls?

                   Just how dumb is Kim Kelly?

                  If Kim Kelly was a kind of fruit, what would she be?

                  Mr. Weir has got gastrointestinal problems...

                  Is Bill capable of playing shortstop?

                  Is Lindsay a junkie or hooker?  The Diary will tell all...

                  Are those birth control pills?!

                    The Weirs receive fair warning about prying into Lindsay's life...

             Neal's morning habits are discussed...

              Bill's monumental prank phone call to Coach Fredricks...

                          Are you callin' me irrational?!

             My chicken will help you...

                       Coach Fredricks interviews his gym class to find the prankster...

          Even Kim gets her feelings hurt...

                         Kim's review of "On the Road"

                    Lindsay's review of "On the Road"

                  Mr. Weir likes how things are...

             Bill's reaction to the Weir's love-making habbits...