Meet the Weirs
Name
Harold Weir
Family Status
Head of the Weir family
Occupation
Owns and operates A-1 Sporting Goods
Favorite TV Show
Charlie's Angels
Favorite Food
Pot Roast
Favorite Game
Pit
Favorite Pastime
Scaring Lindsay and Sam with personal stories about
drug addicts, class cutters, and trick-or-treaters
Pet Peeves
Smoking, Boys with Vans, loud rock music
"First Time"
with a Korean prostitute
Name
Jean Weir
Family Status
Mother and Nurturer
Occupation
Homemaker
Pet Peeves
People who throw eggs at little boys
Biggest Fears
Her children growing up, Becoming a "Robot"
Favorite Holiday
Halloween
One Thing She Regrets
Reading Lindsay's diary
Name
Lindsay Weir
Family Status
Older of the two Weir children
Age
16
Favorite Bands
Led Zeppelin, The Who
Political Party Affiliation
Democrat
Teenage Crush
Lief Garret
Least Favorite Word
Mathlete
Pet Peeves
People who "nag" her, Religion
Defining Moment
The death of her grandma
Nemesis
Mr. Rosso
Name
Sam Weir
Family Status
Younger sibling of Lindsay...the youngest Weir
Age
14
Favorite Comedian
Bill Murray
Favorite Movies
The Jerk, Star Wars
Favorite Games
Kerplunk, Dungeons and Dragons
Best Friends
Neal Schweiber, Bill Haverchuck
Pet Peeves
Bad Hygiene, People who don't like The Jerk, Perverts
Nicknames
Pygmy Geek (given by Karen Scarfoli), Weird, Sam Queer
and Sam Rear (given by Alan White)
Nemesis
Alan White
High School Crush
Cindy Sanders
Check out...
Sam's
Scrapbook