Rhyme Extraordinaire Crew was created on a rainy day.
Not a 26 was open not even a pipe in sight.
Just two lazy bastards talking on msn.
All of a sudden a rhyme began.
The two lazy fucks continued rhyming for 5 pages long.
Hence created the name of Rhyme Extraordinaire Crew.
Inventors:
Ronan Gueret
JJ Monserat
The Rhyme that started it all...
ALL abOuT BoOzE: so is j still gay
ALL abOuT BoOzE: i think he may
honky gangSTAR: in the hay
ALL abOuT BoOzE: down on the bay
ALL abOuT BoOzE: back to my home
ALL abOuT BoOzE: i dare not go
ALL abOuT BoOzE: where the watermelons grow
honky gangSTAR: watch the white man flow
honky gangSTAR: :-P
ALL abOuT BoOzE: did you ever see a bear
ALL abOuT BoOzE: combing his hair
honky gangSTAR: with a plastic chair 8-)
ALL abOuT BoOzE: on a truth or dare
ALL abOuT BoOzE: with the mayor
honky gangSTAR: without a care
ALL abOuT BoOzE: he played the snare
honky gangSTAR: with plenty flair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: but with care
honky gangSTAR: no matter where
ALL abOuT BoOzE: in a lair...
honky gangSTAR: where you best beware :-D
ALL abOuT BoOzE: where that bitch will give you the glare
honky gangSTAR: and the evil stare
ALL abOuT BoOzE: but it's extremely rare
honky gangSTAR: and a bit unfair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: so eat a pear
honky gangSTAR: at the county fair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: but pay the fare
honky gangSTAR: or you'll get the chair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: after it's repaired
honky gangSTAR: by the hearing impaired
ALL abOuT BoOzE: so have that music blared
honky gangSTAR: and come prepared
ALL abOuT BoOzE: or be dispaired
honky gangSTAR: by the rhyme extraordinaire
ALL abOuT BoOzE: of roni and honky ganstaire
ALL abOuT BoOzE: and possibly fred astaire
honky gangSTAR: who's lyrically aware
ALL abOuT BoOzE: of the worlds affair
honky gangSTAR: and pricks like tony blair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: and perhaps ric flair
honky gangSTAR: with his slick back grey hair
ALL abOuT BoOzE: and his scream in the air
ALL abOuT BoOzE: so did you ever see a bear coming his hair?
ALL abOuT BoOzE: - end -
